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Lakeside animals! With Incog
#FursuitFriday
Photo by Kijani
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A bewildered stranger entered the castle kitchen.

"Lost, sir?" the cook said. "You found a hidden door that led to the same room?"

"Why, yes!"

"How many times did you go through?"

"Five or six, why?"

"This used to be a wizard's castle. That door takes you through time, not space."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #MicroFiction

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tezz • mastodon (AP)
- Lunch will be ready in about 2 or 3 passages. See you later!
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Jay • mastodon (AP)
This is the fantasy equivalent of opening the refrigerator door, hoping to see something new.

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Mans R • mastodon (AP)
Just send the prompt if nothing else. The chatbot can't possibly add anything specific to your case, so all the relevant details have to be in the prompt.

I miss wearing my full suit, but it's just too hot lately. That's where my old Tripp pants come to the rescue - something baggy enough to look good with my enormous fluffy stompers!

Rawr. 💙

🧵 @selkiesuits
📷 Lucky
🌍 Tails in Wales
⌚ #FursuitFriday

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Last Boost: Just in case you haven't heard Orbital's take on The Saint theme, or fancy it again (as it's a banger) here you can enjoy the official music video 😇

https://youtu.be/Eu4u2oKsKSA

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Weird honkin' video, but a great take on a classic theme!

RIP Bonnie Tyler. I know a lot of people will go straight to "Total Eclipse of the Heart," but when I think of her, I think of only one song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0
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Arakin • mastodon (AP)
I've never seen this music video before - there was far less friendly, alive robot than I was expecting.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@aukondk/116889601158276815

This is relatable - and by a similar token, "Everybody's Free (To wear Sunscreen)" hits in a similar fashion.

I'm also pretty sure that Time by Pink Floyd was used to introduce a British curriculum high-school science series of educational videos in the 90s - unfortunately I cannot remember the name, and haven't had luck verifying this, it's just a vague memory I have at the time. (mid-80s Exploring Science had a ticking clock, but not the track)

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You know you are middle-aged when the lyrics to Pink Floyd's Time start hitting harder...

"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr0-7Ds79zo

#PinkFloyd #Music

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Blupe Blupe! :nev_owo: :nev_owo:
Nev + SkyArrow
📸 - Safire

#fursuit #furry

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The sheer grift of confectionary companies that over a long period of time gradually reduce the size of a bar of chocolate and then have the gall to sell two (further shrunken) bars together in a single wrapper, call them "Duo" and it only being marginally longer than the OG 1990s bar.

I mean this process has taken fucking DECADES to come to completion to ensure that "the kiddies don't notice" (we did, guys). That is dedication right there. When it comes to ripping off consumers; You have to admire the commitment to their craft.

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Dairishgoat • mastodon (AP)
Yorkie bars being one of the worst offenders here.

I really wish companies would stop conflating what idiot investors want vs. what actual customers want. Your customers pay your bills. Your investors want to buy you cheap and sell you high before you crash.

Only one keeps you afloat.

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yyyep, and it is close because nvidia stock is unstable and slowing down at this point
LeoBurr • mastodon (AP)

@TheTenuousOrder It's slowing down because investors are moving more into memory and storage areas, diversifying. Which is just another part of the problem.

The C-Suite is beholden to investors, but has to outwardly be customer-focused. I'm sure there are lots out there who are intentionally conflating the two because they can't tell their bosses on the board no, so they have to act like the board and customers are aligned.


drawing a fractal is easy

step 1: draw a smaller fractal

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"What's the difference between witch magic and wizard magic?"

"None," said the witch. "Magic is magic. The difference is how much you care about the cost."

"There's a cost?"

"Always."

"What is the cost?"

"The more you use, the more critters will shun you."

"Critters?"

"Cats, dogs... people."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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this feels very Discworld
Impersonal • mastodon (AP)
Granny Weatherwax vibes!

"June heatwave in UK led to ‘mass sleep deprivation’, poll suggests"

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/jul/07/june-heatwave-in-uk-led-to-mass-sleep-deprivation-poll-suggests

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Dofain • mastodon (AP)
does that mean US will go to war against it?

Pippin friendica

Finally (I've only done 900-odd miles in the last year) got on my bike again on Friday, first to get it MOTed, then to make a trip to the old house to check everything was okay before a viewing on Saturday (we're still trying to sell it, Land Registry permitting). Got home absolutely drenched in sweat (partly down to choosing waterproofs instead of leathers because they're quicker to put on and I was late for the MOT appointment). But today, the weather's a lot cooler. Should've waited a couple of days.

The place near us that does bike MOTs has… *views* on non-Mercedes vehicles. 😉

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Pippin friendica

Hmm. Getting ready to admit that the "stochastic parrot" argument maybe isn't all that relevant any more (or at least won't be for much longer). Developments have… shall we say, developed, and current LLMs are not just Markov chains on acid but have evolved into something which probably does have a lot of the characteristics of intelligence.

One other big objection is still relevant, though — we don't know exactly how they work, so there are still no guarantees about the truthfulness, reliability or trustworthiness of their output. Re trustworthiness, alignment is definitely a big concern now that people are hooking them up to everything they can get their hands on.

And I still come away from anything genAI-related with a vague feeling of depression and emptiness rather than any level of keen interest though. A lot of that, possibly, is a direct consequence of the fact that we can't get much insight into what's going on in an LLM — we may (*may*) have created another intelligence, but we still don't know how it works, so there are no real take-aways, and little feeling of satisfaction in it.


"Mum, look!"

She ignited the fire by pointing at it.

"Ah. You are a sorceress. I did wonder."

"Why?"

"You're the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter."

"I don't have six sisters. Or aunts."

"They died. Most children do."

"Oh."

"Now, what will you do?"

"I'll make sure no child dies."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Wynke • mastodon (AP)

After a long life of hard work, she succeeded. Hardly any children died anymore.

And that is why, a few generations later, sorceresses had become so rare that most people didn't believe they existed anymore.

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soaproot • mastodon (AP)

"You have chosen a difficult path"

"I will learn the lore for keeping children alive, and preserve it."

"I am confident you can do this."

"Why is that not enough?"

"You must convince people to use it."


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If software development survives AI, and it probably will if we all run those bills up, I wonder if we'll learn our lesson and stop making all of this knowledge so freely available to be scraped?

I want to see Illuminati level secret software societies with hooded figures and arcane techniques. Advanced techniques taught by apprenticed whispers. Those who slip the secrets are swiftly excorticated.

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0xC01DC0FFEE • mastodon (AP)
you mean like, for example, the electronics, semiconductor or parts of the software industry with a myriad of consortiums and NDAs? I don't really think that's the way to solve this :blobcatthisisfine:
0xC01DC0FFEE • mastodon (AP)
And aren't Furries already kind of like the Freemasons of the software industry? :vlpn_happy_blep:

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Say chee! ❤ #FursuitFriday

Photo by Cryptodawg

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Leina • mastodon (AP)
Chee! 💜 💙
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Hold fast to that which is good.

💛 @azakir
🧵 @selkiesuits
📷 Zelandeth
⌚ #FursuitFriday

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Azakir • mastodon (AP)
I will always hold fast to you 💛
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💛💛💛💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Here’s some Midnight at Kelham Pride with @notshadowfever for this Fursuit Friday!

📸: _lucasholt_
#FursuitFriday #fursuit #Furry #pride #transpride

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Pippin friendica
Grn triang + screm = happy me.
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Ret • mastodon (AP)
congrats, you didn't do what the electrician who did our garage sockets did... (stacked vertically so the top plugs get in the way of the bottom ones).
Pippin friendica
@Ret Yep, that was a very deliberate choice! They also don't get in the way of opening the freezer lid. 😊
@Ret

Pippin friendica

Freefall, still relevant!

(And still unfortunately without HTTPS, so I can't embed the image and have to copy/upload, oh well!)

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gps if it was developed by private companies today:

- there are 3 or 4 different gps providers
- they only put up enough satellites to cover the most profitable areas
- you need a subscription to use it
- you pay for each ping
- it costs more if you're outside the more covered areas
- each provider uses a slightly different proprietary protocol vaguely based on a common standard
- it literally is more complicated and costs more to run for the sake of charging and locking you in
- they will store a 'de-personalized' history of pings of each user and will share those with 'partners'

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Mico_PsyOp_Catgirl • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: Re; military mentioned

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Content warning: Re; military mentioned


Captured by a polar bear during ConFuzzled 2015.
Bear is Serge, owned by eps-ham.
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‘Extreme heat hits children – who have higher metabolisms and lower sweating rates. Their thermal comfort levels are, on average, 1.9-2.8C lower. Temps above 25C limit their cognitive performance. The government’s #ClimateChange Committee finds that “taking an exam on a 32C day leads to around a 10% lower likelihood of passing compared to a 22C day”.

Yet another advantage for private schools, which can generally afford better buildings and air-conditioned exam rooms.’

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jul/01/right-danger-heatwaves-children-class-politics-extreme-heat-billionaire-press

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tribactam • mastodon (AP)

There is a reason that the school year for high schools in Italy finishes around the 10th June and starts again around 10th September (exact dates depend on the year). They have few holidays during the year apart from two full weeks around Christmas, and only a couple of days in February/March and at Easter.

And yes, there are few schools with aircon because when they were built, it really was not needed and has never really been a thing until recently. The Italian school year has been like this for a long time. This is what adaptation looks like.

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Nelson • mastodon (AP)

To do the math in Fahrenheit...

Empirical research suggests healthy adults start dropping dead at 87F wet bulb temperatures (87F at 100% humidity), lower than previously thought:

https://www.psu.edu/news/research/story/humans-cant-endure-temperatures-and-humidities-high-previously-thought

Paper cited by OP says 1.9C is the number for cooling season, 2.8C for heating season:

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0378778819313039

If children have a 1.9C lower thermal comfort level in hot weather, then that suggests you could expect healthy children to start dying at 83.5F wet bulb.


There should be an equivalent of ikea specifically for engineers. We could call it jkea.
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how dare you make me read this with my own eyes!!!!!!

10 points!

yeah, but that might be too complex for some people.
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Two cryptids outside an abandoned gas station near the swamp.

I like the idea that maybe the world feels a little less lonely when you finally meet someone just as strange as you are. Someone who also never really belonged anywhere else.

Painting for Anthrocon's Art show and conbook, related to this year's theme: “Critters, Cryptids, & Curses”
Traditional. Colored pencils.

I recorded a video where I show the process of this painting, if you want to watch it, it is on the first comment of my Telegram art channel: https://t.me/panda_paco

I edited a longer version of this video, a 17 minutes version. You can download it and watch it on Patreon and Ko-Fi, exclusive for my monthly supporters, be part of the club and get every full version of my process videos, all full resolutions of my pictures, the scanned version of this piece, and way more! And with your support you help me a lot to keep creating art for a living, I appreciate it a lot!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/pandapaco
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/panda_paco
Thanks!

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Odoben • mastodon (AP)
This is a good contender to be my favourite Paco pic of the year :dragn_heart:
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Sharing for those who need it, and those who know those who need it.

https://www.thetrevorproject.org/resources/guide/the-coming-out-handbook/

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Content warning: us medical system satire

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Σ(i³) = (Σi)² • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: us medical system satire

Content warning: us medical system satire

Pseudo Nym • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: us medical system satire

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a designer's dream is a developer's nightmare, a developer's dream is a security specialist's nightmare, a security specialist's dream is a ux designer's nightmare
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Xoa Gray • mastodon (AP)

Good morning all. :)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XBy0e1g0RoQ

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every day is a better day with a new Venjent track
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Paco Panda • mastodon (AP)

You go for a peaceful walk through a national park and suddenly you run into Sasquatch asking you for directions.

An ink drawing made for Anthrocon's Art show and conbook, related to this year’s theme: “Critters, Cryptids, & Curses”

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Phil M0OFX • hometown (AP)

And now the Band Conditions Forecast on the BBC Home Service, on behalf of the Radio Society of Grumbling Britons.

(this took seven takes, I hope you enjoy)
#hamradio #hamr #parody

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Xoa Gray • mastodon (AP)

"Why would anyone buy DVD's of movies today? Everything is right there on digital stores to rent or buy?"

For exactly THIS reason. Just because you own a digital copy or it's on your favorite streaming service does not mean you will always have access to it.

The only way you know you'll always have it, is if you own a physical copy.

And I know people are going to come at me with "But I have a digital download that's on my PC so it's mine." Sure, you do, but if anything ever happens to your computer, or your backup solutions fails and you need to get it again, that's not going to work if it's taken down from the digital store you got it from. Physical copies you can hold in your hand are the only real way.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pJWvX-3xG40

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Xenia0040 • sharkey (AP)
Those are exxellent points. I wonder what the viability of storing data in long-lasting read-only storage for more compactness than regular "physical media" is...
Xoa Gray • mastodon (AP)
@Xenia0040 I'd imagine it depends on specifically what kind of media, how robust that media is, and if it's stored with redundancy. Our storage solutions do seem to be getting better all the time.

"You have tampered in the Gods' domain!" the god shouted.

"Well, maybe, but you gods tamper in the human domain all the time!"

"That's... That's different!"

"How?"

"We are Gods! It's what we do!"

"And we are human. Likewise."

"I..." The god sighed. "Fair. But keep it quiet, okay?"

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Wilford B. Wolf • mastodon (AP)
@dckim "He tampered in God's domain" is from the Ed Wood movie "Bride Of The Monster".
comicmuse ☘️ • mastodon (AP)
Worthy of Pratchett

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Dave Fischer • mastodon (AP)
Satan Goose has literally helped me cross the street, and I'm not even an old lady. (Occasionally I'm trying to cross a busy intersection and a goose wanders into traffic, bringing everything to a halt. So I cross as well.)
@davefischer Hah!! I love this xD 🩵🩵🩵🩵
what is this slander canada geese are precious beings!
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