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I heard stories of people who've fed crows, and been given gifts in return. It sounded charming, so I began doing that.

Then, one night, there was a rapping on my bedroom window. I stumbled up and opened.

A crow flew in and spoke: "They're coming for you. You must flee."

I only just made it out.

#TootFic #SmallStories #MicroFiction

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Steve Brady mastodon (AP)
Something similar happened to me. The crow was a gas station attendant with a rumor to share. I canceled the illegal thing.
dasparadoxon mastodon (AP)
( they really, really give you gifts. they sleep in front of your house to protect you. I can verify that by first hand experience. Also they want you to come hunting with them and they are really annoyed if you do not hunt with them. )

maybe we shouldn't base the idea of artificial consciousness on some test a dude invented in the 1950s while thinking about boys, he was probably distracted
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Mycroft 🍫🐇 mastodon (AP)

even then I think he just set it as just one milestone that might show something promising, something that could be tested for, not the end all be all as proof of perfection

imagine if people treated the Bechdel Test with as much reverence (and ironically it actually being rarer to see pass)

and of course there's the idea that Turing's test says less about advancements in computing and more about the gullibility of the average human

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Samar sits at his desk, surrounded by codes and study notes, doing the work that now fills his days. Every so often, he glances at his scrubs hanging on the wall, feeling a quiet sense of nostalgia.

He recently became a surgeon, but chose to spend this year studying biostatistics instead of returning to the hospital. It’s a different kind of focus now. But this is just a pause between his two paths

We make so many decisions in life and that may seem very stressing and overwhelming. I’ve learned that whichever path we choose becomes the right one, because there is always something waiting for us there.

Picture for Samar the Bun

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Pilou mastodon (AP)
That is so true. There is no right decision, you make the decision right.
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LoranSkunky mastodon (AP)

Sometimes the path with think we need to travel will change as we travel along the path.

There is no right or wrong, it’s the one that you choice that makes you happy.

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Hey you :]

(📷: Maiao)

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going to start inventing fake open source alternatives to anything i get invited to so i can avoid having so many accounts

oh, you're inviting me to a zoom call? i only use open-halt which doesn't have half the features zoom does but does crash more consistently

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zrb ActivityPub
genius, all you need is a slick website, a github repo with some boilerplate in it, and convoluted build instructions that seem like they might with but intentionally don't
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Gauss :wlf: mastodon (AP)
Meanwhile, musk fans: :wlfSniff:

making food

pros:
- food

cons:
- making

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"Does the role really require a woman?"

"No?"

"Or youth?"

"Er... No?"

"Is being royal or nobility a must?"

The dragon hesitated. "It's traditional..."

"We can mention that it's a position traditionally filled by a princess," the HR consultant said, "but we do welcome all applicants."

"Okay."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Content warning: Lewd-ish implications, terrible pun

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We welcome the application all princ-x to the hoard!

I'm single for the first time in a few years so I'm asking you...will you....be mine? 🥺👉👈
#fursuit #fursuitfriday #furry
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@GlitchGhost well I'm a single pringle so no valentine but thanks

A raccoon gives his rat boyfriend a piggyback ride while they wander, just moving together.

Traditional pencil drawing for Relaxing Dragon.

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It's #fursuitfriday !

First one since the end of Scotiacon, and I am SUFFERING with an awful cocktail of Con Crud & PCD 😷

But it was worth it xD

📸 @perky.bsky.social

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I am back from #Scotiacon! There were some kind of weird ups and downs for me this time but the highest point by far was performing in the dance competition. It went great and was a huge amount of fun, and I'm not sure I've ever met a more supportive and welcoming community than the Scotiacon dancers. I have zero experience with this sort of thing and was a real push outside my comfort zone, but everybody made it clear that I belonged there with them and it was an amazing experience that I'm really proud to have been able to do!

🧵 @selkiesuits
📷 Ras-B Raccoon
⌚ #FursuitFriday

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Steven SDF mastodon (AP)
Ah okay. I was only there for Saturday as I just had a day ticket. So there was little chance me seeing everyone given how many people were there. :o
@SDF_of_BC yeah, it was really packed this year! Saturday I would've been off doing dance comp practice for a lot of it.

Software engineering in 2026 be like “we need you to be physically present in the office so we can replace you with AI”
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Tilton Raccoon mastodon (AP)
@keirFox This is gonna be so fucked to unravel

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‘I’m finding it difficult to live up to my morals. How do I know when it’s OK to compromise?’

I strongly suspect there is a voice in most people’s brain asking this question most days.

What was your compromise today?

- waking up and doing a job that contributes little to society
- driving a car
- eating meat / produce with high airmiles
- realising most of your grocery shopping was wrapped in plastic
- bought new clothes made out of polyester

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/feb/13/im-finding-it-difficult-to-live-up-to-my-morals-how-do-i-know-when-its-ok-to-compromise

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Juggling With Eggs mastodon (AP)

I’m not trying to make people feel guilty here…we all compromise sometimes.

Sometimes it’s our circumstances - family, finances, health that mean we can’t live up to the moral standard we believe in our hearts we should.

Sometimes we’re tired/lazy

Sometimes we look at our leaders and conclude ‘why am I even bothering?

It’s not unusual for agony aunts to say ‘don’t feel guilty’ - guilt is what keeps their inbox brimming and them in a job.

But doing and making are better uses of your time.

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I have been trapped for ages. I grab a door handle; it breaks off. It's chocolate.

"Ahaha!" The mad chocolatier's laugh rasps from hidden speakers. "Everything here is made of chocolate!"

I stop. Everything? I focus on my fears... They manifest as chocolate monsters.

I eat them.

"You're free."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #Chocolate

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ArdentArchivist mastodon (AP)
Sweet! 😋

Throwback to sitting at a massfurbowl (cape furbowl) w/ Nev v1 many years ago.
📸 - https://bsky.app/profile/fusewolf.bsky.social
#fursuit #furry #throwbackthursday
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Picking up a new fursuit from the fursuit maker is one thing
Next level is picking up the fursuit maker while picking up the new fursuit.
📸 + ✂️ - @wowdragonstudio.bsky.social
#fursuit #furry
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Nafeon the Bear mastodon (AP)
I can't do that with my 1.9m tall Fursuit maker XD. This is so cute though.

"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?"

"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."

"Have they taken over the world?"

"Not yet."

The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.

"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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lemgandi mastodon (AP)
Meanwhile, on Ant World, they HAVE conquered the earth. Any idea otherwise is just an illusion of scale. The sea remains the province of the Copepods.
Mari mastodon (AP)
would love the emperor to be without any gender, but in any case, I love their audacity :D

Every day I pray for the AI bubble to pop. Please God please let it collapse soon.
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Taz the pika mastodon (AP)
I know you are not much the religious type, but I would like to join in your prayer.
Bersl mastodon (AP)
So say we all.

I'm not old, exactly.

I've just been doing Old Computer Shit since back when it was New Computer Shit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-s6HuzZRNg #Discord #Idverification
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Public suiting @ Goblin Mart was wicked fun during the last cold snap.
ft. Iceyfoxx (IG)
📸 - whoever had Icey's phone.
#fursuit #furry
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Something I just heard that is 100% true today.

"The road to hell is paved with convenience"

Meaning Smartphones, digital everything, it's all 100% trackable, logable, and easily manipulated. Things like Digital ID will force people to use a smartphone, and force them to identify with their real names in digital spaces. But beyond that will 100% be used to track every interaction we have in the digital world.

Beyond a doubt, this tech will be used against us. And the only way to stop it is to not accept it.

But that's not what's going to happen. People will choose convenience. People will choose the easier path, even if it's dangerous to them and everyone around them. They'll actively try not to see the downside. Pretend that everyone that worries about it is just "worrying too much" or justify their apathy with the tried and true "I don't do anything wrong, so I don't care if they know what I do".

Smartphones will be the undoing of our society. Not because they themselves are bad, but because we're completely unwilling in any way at all to defend our digital sovereignty. Because we're unwilling in any way to say "No, you don't need access to my private life".

It's already over. The game is lost. And even for those of us that are willing to fight the good fight, because the overwhelming majority of people are not, eventually the systems we rely on to avoid that digital dystopia will fade away.

I won't live long enough to see that final dystopian future. I still live in a world where I can use a simple flip phone, but that world is shrinking by the day.

And before long, no one will remember what it was like before you had to ID with your phone's camera before doing anything online, or to get into your house, or to drive your car, or to get into your work building, or to use social media, or to view adult content on the internet, or to use public transit, or to......

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BK Wooramel mastodon (AP)
Your shiny thing comes with a side of fascism.
Xoa Gray mastodon (AP)
@wooramel It really does, but damned if people won't fight tooth and nail to ignore that. Anything at all to not give up the little bit of convenience.
BK Wooramel mastodon (AP)
We're on this shouty app because we can't stomach being on the main shouty app. Your being here isn't going to change the world, but it will let you sleep at night.
Xoa Gray mastodon (AP)
@wooramel Honestly, I'd rather be here than any other social media anyway. Though I wonder how all these ID laws will eventually effect things like Mastodon?
BK Wooramel mastodon (AP)
Badly. It will affect it badly. You were spot on with your comment about being forced to buy into the latest tech to 'prove' identity for shouty apps.
Mind you, I have no doubts at all shady advertising bots will find ways around it.
Xoa Gray mastodon (AP)
@wooramel The thing that sucks the most is some of us legitimately need our smartphones. I use the text to speech on mine because I don't have the best eyes.
Fluffy Kitty Cat mastodon (AP)
@wooramel there's also nothing conceptually inherent to a computer that fits in your pocket if it touchscreen that necessarily implies that we should be abused in the way we are everyday by these God damn Nazis
Fluffy Kitty Cat mastodon (AP)
@wooramel we openly defy them. "Fuck you make me"
Colin mastodon (AP)
when friction is removed from everything.. and one's attention span is constantly filled with stuff.. never a moment to just be alone anymore
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Relupe and Blupe.
@coltofox and I. :colto_owo: :nev_owo:
📸 @forgi@forgifuzzbutt.social
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Braeby and his belt, because apparently his belt deserves its own moment. He’s very proud of it.
And honestly, he looks pretty cool with it, even if it’s not holding up any pants.

Drawing for Braeby, took during FC's artists alley but done as homework.

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What are you looking at?!
📷: Anodim13
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Gauss :wlf: mastodon (AP)
A very small creature
Furo mastodon (AP)
@Gauss Indeed 😎

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The alien ambassador sidled through the museum in awe.

"You Humans have so much art! Do you have machines to make all paintings, poems, stories and songs?"

"We experimented with that, briefly," the guide said. "But humans are both cheaper and more creative. And, well, we will make art regardless."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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phooky mastodon (AP)
[later, on subquantum channels] REPORT ON SOL III: DENIZENS NEVER THROW OLD STUFF OUT; RECOMMENDATION: HOARDER QUARANTINE
ArdentArchivist mastodon (AP)
Well said! 👏👏👏👏

so i saw a news headline that said "windows 11 start menu gets update", thought to myself "i wonder how they made it worse" and didn't bother to read the article

this probably says something about the current state of windows

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I think they've messed up this world enough, Cryptodawg... Let's take this thing over! #FursuitFriday

Photo by Mikepaws (https://www.furtrack.com/user/Mikepaws)

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Shadow Cheetah mastodon (AP)
Yes please!
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Obscura, Cheetah mastodon (AP)
@shadowcheets We certainly can't do any worse... X3

Can I come in and keep warm?
It's so cold here lately.
📸 - @forgifuzzbutt 🥞🌽

#fursuit #fursuitfriday #mascot #cosplay #furry

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Heard a brilliant comment about AI today. What if AI is our Asbestos? Brilliant, game changing, use everywhere technology that we put into everything (construction, brakes, fake snow, etc...) until we find out it's killing us. Then spend the next 100 years trying to clean it out of everything.
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Lilac mastodon (AP)
given what it’s doing to people’s brains, id liken it to lead. Drains intelligence, can lead to madness, also it’s everywere and difficult to clean up.

"That guy has more dollars than sense" is one of those insults that lives rent free in my head just because of the wordplay.
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A gravelly voice spoke from under the mayor's bed.

"I hear you need a monster hunter."

The mayor sat up.

"What? Who?"

"I'm a monster. I hunt. What do you need hunted?"

"Beklo the Ogre, but..."

"I'll bring you its head."

"How..."

"I am a monster under the bed. If it sleeps, I can find it."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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SomeVeganCheeseIsOk mastodon (AP)

oh my God

I want this long format

Holy shit

Cifer mastodon (AP)
Aww, I missed the monsters under the bed!

Here two beautiful critters I got to draw during the FC's art jams. They are @karpour (that I think this time I drew him with a very big head) doing his regular coffee routine. And Nico the fox being cute.
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