"Can I help you?" the magic shop proprietor asked.
"What swords do you have?"
"Only one, today. This is 'Hyvla', the sharpest sword ever made."
"Any conditions on it?"
"Before sheathing, the blade must be quenched in porridge or it will dull."
"That's inconvenient."
"I also have this pot..."
Always hug fluffdragons. No matter the cost. ;)
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"What is there to say about AppleScript that takes 900 pages, right?! It's a piece of shit!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-ryv6TwQvM
Original video: https://youtu.be/8J6HuvosP0s?si=oK8aVCaaXQwS5d2XYouTube
It was the perfect day for a picnic. Plenty of cloud cover dark gray at the edges.
The blanket was laid out, heavy brass goblets placed at each corner; in the center a basket full of exotic treats; centaur flank steak, smoked harpy breast, and sugared gorgon snakes.
"Where is the suckling human roast," asked the Old One.
"I named him," admitted her sixth spawn, "I was too attached..."
Everyone sighed; leftover autocrat pΓ’tΓ© it was then.
Hello! I'm Nish Kumar, and I'm touring the UK & Ireland. Tickets at: www.nishkumar.co.uk/gigsFor the FULL list of tour dates: www.nishkumar.co.uk/gigsYou can...YouTube
Here ya' go. From the man himself. Be weird.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AluzKH2eLC8
NEW LIVE CHANNEL - https://www.youtube.com/@chrisbodenlive/streamsAnd come hang out in the Discord! https://discord.gg/RGkCS4JApwGet the T-shirts here! :) bi...YouTube
The Red Ray AV crew killed it for this show on the boat. Live stream, YouTube VOD, great live sound on the boat, fantastic lighting work! Thank you @FetchNW for having me, the Hiyu crew for the ride and most of all my furry fam that makes this life worth living!
If you missed it live, my set starts at 2hr mark!
https://youtu.be/lGRQfv_zpKk?si=YcCNLB3TyQnNrm8v&t=7130
This is the full event unedited broadcast from The HiyuFirst set @tec_husky B2B β @RahneVK - TranceSecond set @matthewebel - Album ReleaseThird set @thumperb...YouTube
I dont know who needs to hear this but, yeah!#furry #motivation #beyourself #fursuitYouTube
We all grow up wanting to be like the people we idolize. What we often fail to realize is how weird those people are. It's cool to be weird. We should all be...YouTube
And another!
It seems a perhaps surprising number of people talk about how great it is to be weird.
French channel : @LWETHW My instagram is @/lwethw if you want to contact meThank you so much for support !!YouTube
Each time the light flickered the apparition drew closer.
Sometimes it seemed to retreat, but mostly it progressed forward at a frightening if staggered pace.
Frozen in my chair, toes chilled, fingers frosty, micro-beads of sweat bubbled on the back of my neck. The urge to scream died with the realization that I lived alone and the neighbors wouldn't hear.
It loomed above me, opening its maw, "Why did you change the Wi-Fi password?!"
π§ Lily Allen - Fuck You (Lyrics) "no one wants your opinion"π Support Me on Patreon: https://bit.ly/3ruL157π Turn on notifications to stay updated with ne...YouTube
I get a chuckle out of the fact that they just did this in a hurry hoping the cops wouldn't show up. Kinda' like stealing a car for real. LOL!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rYD_9uhKX1E
Enjoy the videos and music that you love, upload original content and share it all with friends, family and the world on YouTube.YouTube
Sorry #Monsterdon, I was out touching grass last weekend.
(Photo by Rump)
Whoops. Very nearly just terminated my RIPE membership because I'm very tired and the "terminate membership" button was exactly where I expected the "save" button to be at the bottom of a page while I was updating my address.
Excellent design.
A business man staggered down the road sweating profusely; not only was his own self-driving car chasing him, but others as well.
"These machines work for me! Why are they malfunctioning?"
He wheezed, clutching his chest - even his fleet of private jets refused to take him to any of his bunkers.
Around him much poorer humans watched, recording footage.
"Any of you, I'll pay you to help me!"
The pedestrians laughed and laughed and laughed.
RE: https://bunny.social/@thumper/117370025268709328
Fuck me I forgot the photo credit: @evansou1.bsky.social
This is a music box my late grandfather spent a lot of time working on. My dad worked on it most recently and it seems to play quite well, although I suspect...YouTube
Dogs are always showing off every little trick they know... and somehow they still win our hearts every single time.
Here's Baxter, making sure everyone sees how good he is at balancing his tennis ball!
Picture for @doktor , done at ASC's artists alley
Traditional. Color markers
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π I dont trust software made by humans
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β I only trust software made by creatures