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The artificer nodded. "I can build this wheeled chair, but why? You have an enchanted hover seat."

"Yes," the wizard fumed, "but the palace have erected magic-cancelling wards."

"Why?"

"Don't know. But they didn't think of people who need mobility aids. So I need wheels to go shout at the king."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Sam mastodon (AP)
literally happens in the manga Witch Hat Atelier. One of the three highest ranking witches of the world has to be carried or just sit around because his mobility chair doesn’t work inside the king’s castle.
djavan do cac mastodon (AP)
the witch of the waste be like:

IT SHINY CHRISTMAS
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Keys mastodon (AP)
@fudge_the_sphinx it's like kinda flimsy and hollow, so any light goes right through it and makes it glow like some sort of cartoon plutonium
Fudge mastodon (AP)

Oooh, if we had a tree, I'd want one!

It might say something about the state of things, or possibly just about how tired I am at the minute, that I was a little worried you might say “oh, yeah, we discovered it's actually moderately radioactive!” :P


New LNER in cab video just dropped >.>

https://youtu.be/aLcZp3FhxP4

Edinburgh to Kings cross via Newcastle. Is the full 4+ hour trip >.>

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Be me.

Buy a fridge. It is filled to the brim.

Buy a chest freezer. It is filled to the brim.

Buy a second fridge. It is filled to the brim.

I have never encountered partially filled storage in my life and at this point I suspect I never will.

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The UK and US have jointly announced that they are ready for Santa Claus this year and intend to arrest and deport him.
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Rycochet mastodon (AP)
Nah, he's white so safe. Baby Jesus on the other hand...
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naima mastodon (AP)
@Rycochet St Nicholas was Mediterranean I believe, so you could potentially make an argument that he wasn't white ;p
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TundraWolf mastodon (AP)
@naima @Rycochet Oh you mean the real Santa Claus? I'd assumed they were on the no fly list these past twenty years or so, assuming they hadn't already been banged up for being misidentified by a dodgy, biased facial recognition system somewhere.
the real life film Escape from UK
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It's #FursuitFriday and you turn around on the dance floor and this fluffbrain is right there smiling at you looking friendly and like they wanna dance with you, oh gosh...

🧵 @selkiesuits
📷 @azakir

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I blush and smile and dance with you, unable to stop til we're both exhausted (5 minutes later) xD

🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

@Bwee *giggle!* Sounds absolutely perfect. 💙🩵💙

Got me a snuggly lap deer! ❤ #FursuitFriday
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If we can cause the problem, we can solve the problem
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I don't in fact think that follows logically at all, but here's to hoping you're right.

It's #bandcampfriday and I am obligated to reshare this funny collection of Electro-accordion songs I released the other month! https://freqfox.bandcamp.com/album/vol-3-knives-flowers c:
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It's Bandcamp Friday again! The VERY BEST day to support your favorite musicians!

Once again I have nothing new b/c I'm still working on a massive project, but if you haven't checked out my music before or if you want to go back and pickup some deeper cuts, today is the day!

https://diym.bandcamp.com/

#BandcampFriday #music #furrymusic #synthwave

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Feelin' bit blue this #fursuitfriday

📷 by @DolbyHyena
📅 at Berkshirefurs

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A chee in a box for the holidays and International Cheetah Day! Chirp, chirp! 💜

Arts by Dunetides (https://www.dunetides.art/)

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Tisha Tiger / Neliger mastodon (AP)
I'll take one!
Tango mastodon (AP)
adorable

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Clep-Karb @ 🏠 mastodon (AP)
Double chee for double cozy :neofox_hug_cat:
Obscura, Cheetah mastodon (AP)
@karb More chee, more cozy! We are snuggly cats! ❤

Pippin friendica
Worryingly accurate.

Pippin friendica
That's… quite… something.

LOL! Was watching this video of classic cars going around the Nürburgring, and at about the 6:45 mark a little red Volkswagen full of furries rolls by.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYD7f8KqxE

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Chloé Raccoon mastodon (AP)
@patterfloof For canines, does a convertible class as the ultimate sticking head out of the window....

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Melissa BearTrix mastodon (AP)

Those bloody wheel alignments cost a bomb these days

Hugz & xXx


"The Villain" or "I did this just before MFF started"

A very last piece for the MFF's art show, following the Villain theme of the convention (except this one is not on vacations)
Back when the theme was "Heroes" I had made up this raccoon hero, I guess the villain could be a red panda, but in the end of this story he's going to have his redemption and they both will be friends forever. That's what precisely he's contemplating, what was his path he followed to become a villain of this story.

Traditional. Colored pencils over toned blue mixed media paper.

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HashRaydamon mastodon (AP)
If that's the villian I'm entering the fight versus the forces of evil, on the side of the forces of evil :dragncoolmlem:

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it chrimmis 🦊🎄
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The fall of the raccoon begins.

https://www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2025/12/01/raccoon-domestication

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Man, Tale of Despereaux is a good film
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Content warning: visible internal organs of a living snake (not gore).

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I'll be honest, since I never had the chance to get one when I was a kid, I kinda' want one. (I had a similar machine, the Atari 800XL)

Also, it's just cool to see Commodore be alive again after all these years. I hope they do well. :)

https://www.commodore.net/product-page/commodore-64-ultimate-basic-beige-batch1

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Tilton Raccoon mastodon (AP)
I ordered one of these in the first wave! I'll let you know how it is. The C64 was my first computer, so it's super special to me. Lots of nostalgia.
Xoa Gray mastodon (AP)
@tilton Awesome! I look forward to hearing about it. :) I've been wanting to actually get an actual original Commmodore 64 or Apple IIc, but It would definitely be nice to have something that comes with a warrenty and the relative assurance that it's new so it should work. :)

I’m watching a lot of hobby welders on YouTube using angle grinder cut-off wheels and so many of them aren’t using guards in their grinders. 😬 Please use a guard. The correct kind, too, not the one you use for angle grinding. Use the one meant for cut-off wheels that fully shrouds half the cut-off disc, please, I beg you. You do not want shrapnel going into your hands, arms, and face when the disc shatters at 11,000 RPM
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Captain Packrat mastodon (AP)
And always wear safety glasses or a face shield.
Tilton Raccoon mastodon (AP)
@captpackrat Always! Gloves, long sleeves, face, eye and ear protection. Cutting steel is fucking LOUD
Tilton Raccoon mastodon (AP)
@littlefox It’s genuinely worth it to get multiple angle grinders if you’re using them a lot!

IaaD Infrastructure as a Disaster
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Elevator Repair Kitty thinks stairs are neat!
📸 Lisan 🤖 Garuda Workshop
#furry #nfc2024 #robot #GarudaWorkshop
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Greyson mastodon (AP)
I will never not recognize the Clarion hotel stairs lol.

SaaD: Software as a Disservice.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOXolSQcEb4
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You've either given me a frighten, or I'm gonna getcha - not sure which... X3 #FursuitFriday

Photo by Cryptodawg

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Luisf mastodon (AP)
hug chee
Obscura, Cheetah mastodon (AP)
@Loosf Yes please! ❤
Xoa Gray mastodon (AP)
If it was me, hopefully a little of both. ;)

We really need a word for an "anti-summary", or what you get when someone pasted some bullet points into ChatGPT and got it to turn them into two pages of fluff prose. Normally I like fluff, but not when it takes an hour to read something that could have been two minutes.
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RIP Danny Seagreen, puppeteer and the first live-action Spider-Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxcXj61wjaM
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*pawpawpawpawpawpawpaw*

Caution: You may have candy in your pockets or something.

🧵 @selkiesuits
📷 Zelandeth
⌚ #FursuitFriday

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@owashe *giggle* yissss perfect
....I mean pawfect. X3

It’s #FursuitFriday. I’m thankful for my friends and family, as difficult as this past year has been it’s been teaching me lessons.

📸 - Bagel

#fursuit #fursuiter #fursuiting #mascot #furry #furries #furryfandom #fursuitphotography #foxfursuit #costume #cosplay

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Happy Friends/Thanksgiving, everyone! I'm thankful for friends, hugs, arts of all kinds made by real people and creatures, and paws! 🐾💜
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Everything feels split nowadays, we dream on a moment where distant worlds can sit together. Even the farthest places can share the same light, a simple connection can soften the space between us.

Traditional. Color markers. First time using a brand called "Ohuhu", I can recommend it!

This piece will be exhibited at the MFF's Art Show 2025

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOXolSQcEb4
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Raucous Loot

Illustration for the activity that my friend Raucous organized during Confuror, where he wanted to make a silent trade of random things in a box, he left a lot of pins, art materials, stickers, plushies... expecting people to grab anything but giving something back, anything, except trash or food.
It didn't work as expected, tho. People just took everything away in less than an hour that the box was out and not giving anything back, there were some few who placed some things but it was trash.
Well, it sounded nice. Not sure if he will want to repeat it, tho. But the drawing is here!

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Ha. I've just found that King Charles III's title in Tanzania literally translates to:

He whom the cows love so much they call for him when they are in times of distress.


and I think that's kind of adorable.

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