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It’s the last #FursuitFriday of 2024. Good riddance. While a lot of good changes have happened and I did things n went to places I had never been to before, it’s been a really rough road to get here and this summer was a heavy low point in my life. I still have a lot of healing to do. Hopefully 2025 goes better? 🤷
📸 - Spark Plug

#fursuit #fursuiter #fursuiting #mascot #furry #furries #furryfandom #fursuitphotography #foxfursuit #costume #cosplay

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Go get yourself a fantastic bandana from @PantheraPalm! 🐾💜
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Shadow Cheetah mastodon (AP)
Does it come with a cheetah?
Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
@shadowcheets Cheetah sold separately! X3

love characters with jagged mouths, gotta be one of my favourite genders ​:dragnowo:
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sirlan <( rawrr ) sharkey (AP)
btw, shoutmon my beloved, digimon fusion was the only one I''ve seen still

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So amazing…

https://youtu.be/4SBDH5uhs4Q

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Pippin friendica

SNERRR. SO MUCH SNERRRRRR.

#uksnow GU35 2/10

Actually it's rain now, I think. Snow will probably be gone well before morning.

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Pippin friendica
Living in London, I rarely got to see snow. Now that I'm out here in the countryside I suspect it's going to be a much more more common sight.

the funniest thing I've seen all morning is when I typed "linguistic prescriptivists are..." my spellcheck highlighted "prescriptivists" as not-a-word.

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

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So this happened to me today while on a Xmas eve Bushwalk.

I was 6km into a walk and decided to sit down on a rock at the crest of a hill and have a coffee while looking over the valley below, and enjoying the late afternoon sun, soon a Kangaroo comes bounding up from below, getting closer and closer, I'm thinking shit he hasn't seen me. He was about 3 meters away when he did and he craps himself, then launched at me feet first and knocked me backwards, next thing I know he was on top of me kicking and scratching. I threw him off and rolled to get away then he kicked me in the back and sent me flying, I grabbed my daypack and got it between us, which to be honest just pissed him off and he promptly ripped it out of my grasp. I managed to get to a tree a few metres away, while he’s kicking away, then we spent the next 5 minutes with him chasing me around it and me trying to keep it between us, all while he was making a cross between a growl and bark noise while doing the skippy tongue clicking. A couple of times he bounded away and I thought it was over only for him to stop and I swear I could see him thinking “nah stuff that” and he would come hurtling back for another crack at me, eventually he left with a few stops and glances back as if to say “you wants some more mate?”
Here’s the funny bit, when he was on top of me he smashed my clip belt and I was wearing my hiking pants that had lost it’s top button, but I hadn’t got around to sewing it back on, so as I'm running round the tree my pants kept falling down around my ankles and every time I tried to pull them up it gave him an opening to launch another attack, all while the Benny Hill tune was running through my head. All I could think was if he kills me how will this be explained to my family.
Anyway I survived, some long scratches on arms, legs and back, one scratch close to my left eye and three huge bruises on my chest, side and back in the shape of a kangaroos footpad. No broken bones, slight concussion and a 2km hike/limp back to car armed with a big stick, luckily I made it before the adrenaline wore off and the aches and pains showed up, I admit it was terrifying and Those claws are quite scary up close. I have a new found respect and wariness for them now.
Getting pantsed by a kangaroo was not on my Xmas list.
Still not as bad as the year I got shingles for Xmas. 😂

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What a story! I also went for a Christmas eve walk. I chanced upon a dingo that was a little too bold. I scared it off with a rock raised in my arm. The dingo ran, but only out of a stones throw's distance, whence he stopped, turned and watched me. It trailed me a little way, so I decided to bluff it out and walked aggressively toward it with my arm raised, rock in hand. Once again it bolted, but only so far. Rinse and repeat three times before it finally gave up and left me alone.
Sheeezus! Is being attacked by large mammals an Aussie Xmas Eve tradition?
Never heard of it before, but maybe it is starting? To be clear I was unharmed, I'm just not sure if I was in any real danger or not.
It’s Xmas day here in Oz and just to follow up on yesterdays Man Vs Roo.
Sore today but not too bad, a few more aches came out overnight, I hadn’t realised I rolled my ankle as well. Wondering if I can use it as an excuse to get out of visiting the in-laws today 😁
Just to add to any questions.
My fault entirely, I should have made it aware of my presence earlier and it would most likely have gone around me. I see and walk through mobs of kangaroos on most walks in the hills around Melbourne and have never had an issues apart from being stared at, which can be disconcerting. I think I was to relaxed around them as when I was a kid we raised a Joey for 3 months and was one of our most fun orphans.
It was an eastern grey and luckily it was only a teenage male so stood about 3 feet, but when it was up on its tail kicking it was closer to 5. If it was one of the big males in full rut I think it would have slaughtered me.
YES the Benny Hill theme was going through my head at the time (just how my mind works)
Not sure what my reaction will be next time I encounter some, but pretty sure I’ll be right.
To all the foreign tourists who have ever been attacked by one, my apologies for all the times I have said you would have to be an idiot for that to happen 🥺
If they ever put that scene in a movie or comedy show about Australian , nobody would believe it.
I’ll try and respond to all the comments but might take some time.
Anyway, Merry Christmas to you all. 🎄🦘
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Money should be fissile, that way anyone hoarding wealth will be in for a bad time
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Pippin friendica
Hmm, yes, I like the idea of money having an intrinsic critical quantity, more than which it'll become more harmful than useful.

Pique wakes up in the morning directly to the tree, and as the little bunny unwraps his gift, he discovers a shiny new drum set. With no hesitation, Pique starts banging away, creating a chaotic symphony of noise. His dad, with a tender smile and his ears discreetly covered, watches his son, happy to see him happy, worried for the upcoming loud days.

Gift from Rabid Rabbit to Pique.

Merry Christmas!!

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That would make a very happy Christmas to me :D

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just_one_bear mastodon (AP)
Giving "loud gifts" to nieces and nephews is one of the ways that brothers and sisters can enact a little revenge over incidents that happened decade ago :)
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If you watch one thing this Christmas. It should be this:-

https://youtu.be/Q68xmKVXrH0?si=FdqJYwbZ5SlLQ4aX

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Pippin friendica
Oh hello, you. It's been a while.
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Skintight Chee mastodon (AP)
Hi there, cutie dog! 💜
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Pippin friendica

Me, this morning. I thought I'd try to have a break before I had to get working. #twoFeet

The dishwasher needed loaading, though!

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Despite the urge, remember the following are all none of your business to ask about:

Their size, weight, or any other body changes
When they’re going to get a partner
When they’re getting married
When they’re having a baby
Why they’re not drinking

Unless they’ve opened up to you about it first.

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Quad akkoma (AP)

>Why they’re not drinking

Everyone claims there's no pressure to drink, but still keep asking that question.

aZa mastodon (AP)

@quad "ah come on, just one drink won't kill you"
"Ooh, why do you have to be so Boring? Everyone drinking."
"Hmm, i couldnt do that, what you're doing"

All stuff i've had to hear. And quite a lot more.

@Quad
EndlessMason mastodon (AP)

@aZa1905
"It won't kill you"

Taking mdma at a festival one time doesn't make you a chemist, Tonya

@quad @mattgrayyes

thejikz mastodon (AP)
@EndlessMason @aZa1905 @quad I am surprised Tonya was even offered any.
EndlessMason mastodon (AP)

I mean, she's our ride, so if she leaves early we have to leave early... maybe give her half

@thejikz @aZa1905 @quad @mattgrayyes

thejikz mastodon (AP)
And yey, it was on that day, at that festival, when and where 392 random people personally learned, that it was in fact, Tonya's "firstst time rollin' g".
@EndlessMason @aZa1905 @quad @mattgrayyes
verschdl mastodon (AP)
Hmm. If I meet someone who got substantial weight loss or gain - and I care for the person - I'll offer them my support (if the setting is right, not at a dinner table).

"BLACKBIRD-Mimicking Police Siren"

https://youtu.be/gREzqBi8xKs

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One month til I return to FC!!! Who am I going to see out there?

📸 - yuvon

#fursuit #fursuiter #fursuiting #mascot #furry #furries #furryfandom #fursuitphotography #foxfursuit #costume #cosplay

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Furanko mastodon (AP)
this is cute :blobcat:
guguke mastodon (AP)

i will be there! most likely jetlagged from JMoF though

📸 @Finix

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Just on the off-chance, anyone know of an example of an otherwise-normal public x509 certificate that doesn't have an OCSP responder URI in it? I'd construct one myself, but (a) I'm not sure I can face slogging through writing yet more openssl commands, and (b) I'd like to have one that I didn't create, so I can use it to test something I did create. Don't test your own assumptions against your own assumptions, kids.

Reason: I have a bunch of stuff that manages my web front-end and ensures every HTTPS response has a stapled OCSP response. With Let's Encrypt (and presumably later others) deprecating OCSP and about to stop serving it entirely within a few months, I want to make my management scripts able to recognise OCSP-less certificates and not (a) wasting their time trying to get responses from them, and (b) marking them unusable due to not having a valid OCSP response to staple.

Thank you. :>

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Wait, what? This is a new "gender" thing...

Credit: @uastronomer

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Stephan mastodon (AP)
Error: unknown escape sequence \h

Pippin friendica
Oh my goodness, Aardman are just the best thing.

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Jana mastodon (AP)
were in your logic is our flightcase?
No idea…
Wait let me let it flash it for you…
(From logics) aaaa I’m blind!!!
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Raccoon spotted wandering across the dancefloor at the recent @FetchNW event. Just a critter 🦝
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Pippin friendica
Happy New Year everyone! 2025 already, wow. Quarter of the way through the "new" century. How did that come so soon?
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https://www.theregister.com/2024/12/17/australia_dropping_crypto_keys/
The ASD is high lol. You won't get everything off non post quantum algorithms/protocols by 2030.

I mean, moving to post quantum stuff is a good idea but no way will you get everything in use onto it by then.

Meanwhile orgs still getting owned by stupid bugs in USA made "security appliances"

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Jay mastodon (AP)
co-working space goals…

One of the great things about *knowing* you're autistic is, instead of feeling shame for being "weird", you can just go..

Nah chief, that's how our brain just is, can't do nothing. We autistic AF.

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never 🦊 stop 🦊 posting 🦊 shiny 🦊 foxes

The nose horn is, occasionally, A Problem...

Merry Christmas, everyone. 💙

💛 and editing: @azakir
📷 Zelandeth
🧵 @selkiesuits
⌚ #FursuitFriday

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Azakir mastodon (AP)
I don't view this as a problem, more a feature.

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90s kid here. I feel seen. >>

Wishing everyone a Chirpy Christmas and Flappy Holidays on this #FursuitFriday! 🎄🦇🐆🐾🧑‍🎄
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Save me and take me away
Save me, I need you to stay
We will do this again
So save me on #FursuitFriday
📸 - SparkPlug

#fursuit #fursuiter #fursuiting #mascot #furry #furries #furryfandom #fursuitphotography #foxfursuit #costume #cosplay

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I guess I know what I'm getting for Christmas...
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where did you find that? I showed it to my bestie (they're Jewish) and they want it lol
@bengesko I only found it as an image, but I dearly hope it's real.

Inflation: Products getting more expensive (price per gram goes up)
Shrinkflation: Products getting smaller, but remaining the same price (price per gram goes up)
Shitflation: Ingredients in products get replaced with cheaper alternative that are often more hazardous to health
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Cosmo Private message mastodon (AP)
Pepsi’s done that recently. The full fat version is now full of sweeteners 🫤
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Content warning: Genes, phenotypes and gender

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Pippin friendica

Yep. Every individual is their own separate bag of physics, chemistry and biology and the only reason there are similarities at all is because natural selection needs offspring to be somewhat like their parents in order to meaningfully naturally-select. And too many people think that evolution tries to produce perfection, when the costs/incentives more often produce something that just barely works. There's no such thing, in the real world, as a species — that's just an abstraction to make it more convenient to talk about the common characteristics of a load of individuals. Even "male" and "female" are abstractions.

…Actually, this makes me think of the Man In The Shack. I suspect he might have better insights into this kind of thing.

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"In plain terms, everybody is being fucked with constantly in tiny little ways by most apps and services, and I believe that billions of people being fucked with at once in all of these ways has profound psychological and social consequences that we’re not meaningfully discussing" https://www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/
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Pippin friendica
Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. Coz if that little kid likes me… how bad can I be?
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Pippin friendica
My sister's christmas cake decoration this year. She put the team of reindeer on, then thought they looked a bit lost without a Santa, so she… added him.
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Pippin friendica
I've been listening to this playlist, and I've currently got The King of Wishful Thinking stuck in my head. Now that I've spent the time to listen properly and find out what the lyrics are this no longer applies really (it's about love, as are so many songs), but it seems a good description of me. I do feel I'm pretty good at wishful thinking myself…

The gospel according to right wing Christian conservatives
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John A. Wojtowicz mastodon (AP)

Thank you for your post.
A valid point. However, even referring to them as Christian is likely a misnomer.

Peace

sOlOw-NH mastodon (AP)
...and musk violent pushes him out of the way and states "out of the way dude, I'm taking over!"

Content warning: US Pol

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