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forgot I had saved this and now you have to see it too :3

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tomb mastodon (AP)

ME: Hello computer! Please show me what I was doing recently

COMPUTER IN THE 1980's: l cease to exist when I am powered off. Please start whatever you were doing from scratch

COMPUTER IN THE 2000's: Yep here you go champ

COMPUTER IN THE 2020's: I stored 10,000 identical copies of what you were doing in 500 different global datacentres at a carbon footprint equivalent to leaving a semi-trailer idling 24/7 and also sent a copy to the FBI just to be safe. Let me know which one you want and I'll do my best to figure it out. By the way here are 10 things which are similar to what you were doing and 9 of them are ads. Do you like this? Please select "I love this very much" or "I'll be in love with this later" to continue

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Dr Alice Violett mastodon (AP)
When someone calls/Teamses me without any/sufficient warning, especially in the morning.
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autumn alex mastodon (AP)
Everyone should work for a deranged old money millionaire at some point in their life. I briefly worked for someone who paid me to come out every day and pull the dead leaves off her rose bushes so she didn't have to see them. It really demystifies them, you can't tell yourself they're only at that point with money because they're doing something right because they are so unhinged that it's breathtaking
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A special reunion between brothers after 75 years (by u/Rave4life79)
(AI Alt-Text)
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Saagar Jha pleroma (AP)
Finally got around to reading about Private Cloud Compute and let’s just say I’m not super impressed
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Got this amazing art done by the amazing https://twitter.com/LennoxSipher over on birdsite. Please check out their art and commission them! They were fantastic with communications, timeline, etc.
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There's no better time for a DYNAMIC ACTION POSE than #FursuitFriday!
...but apparently there's also no better time to be an absolute gremlin and sneak into shot to give your partner bunny ears...

πŸ’› @azakir
πŸͺ‘ @selkiesuits
πŸ“· Nitro G Beans
🌍 Confuzzled 2024

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Azakir mastodon (AP)
I don't apologise, you like bunnies! πŸ’›
This is true, they are pretty cute.... X3

Tisha Tiger mastodon (AP)

Make the most of your vacations by doing new things!

My favourite vacations:

#furry #fursuit #fursuiter #fursuiting #fursuitFriday

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Peter Mount mastodon (AP)

I like finding errors in articles.

e.g. this article from BBC Weather: https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/articles/c0jj4pd0pg5o

"The solstice always occurs between 20 and 22 June, and during a leap year (such as 2024) it always falls on 20 June."

This isn't exactly true.

It is true for leap years since 2008 as that was 20th 23:08 GMT, however it ends after 2096 as 2100 is not a leap year & the cycle resets.

The 19th century only had 1892 & 1896 and no year in the 20th century fell on June 20th

#solstice 1/2

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Peter Mount mastodon (AP)

Although the quote mentioned Leap years, the two years in the 19th century also happened to be leap years.

However, as the 21st century progresses, other years will start falling on the 20th.

The reason why is down to the year 2000 being a leap year, so it's shifted the times back an extra day.

1800, 1900 and 2100 are NOT leap years, hence they start later.

I used https://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/seasons.html as a reference for the times, converting to GMT as needed.

2/2

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Fedi users trading IM addresses like it's 2005. Making genuine connections online like it's 2005. Making goofy websites like it's 2005. Having a culture of radical acceptance for a diversity of expressions of gender and identity and sexuality like it's 2024.
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Neotheta mastodon (AP)

Sunset at Savanna β˜€οΈ Commission for FelidOfTheField

#furryart

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Just Martin mastodon (AP)
So BBC released an online version of the Hitch Hickers guide to the Galaxy text adventure game. enhanced 30th anniversary edition. And guess what folks, it's fully screen reader friendly, Enjoy! https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/1g84m0sXpnNCv84GpN2PLZG/the-game-30th-anniversary-edition
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The question of mass surveillance shouldn't be about the fact you're being watched - if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear, right? The question of mass surveillance should be what the watchers are going to do with the information they've gathered from you. Sale? Blackmail? Law enforcement? But wait, who makes the laws? Surely no laws would be designed to hurt, marginalize, or outright oppress, right?

Wrong.

Surveillance is control.

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Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)

Am sneaky chee! :3 #FursuitFriday

Photo by Roofur

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Shadow Cheetah mastodon (AP)
Chee? What chee? I didn't see anything!
LiquidParasyte mastodon (AP)
watch out! Wild cats are often lurking in the bushes :neocat_peek_owo:

Lennyaa mastodon (AP)

πŸ˜»πŸ€—
πŸ“·@\yn_cooper (tw)

#fursuit #kemonofursuit #fursuiteveryday #kemono #furry #furryfandom #fursuiter #fursuiting

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Dave Anderson mastodon (AP)

I enjoy that explaining why the pigeonhole principle has that name needs two levels of indirection.

It's because it references a physical proof where you put sheets of paper in an array of small boxes that office desks used to have, which were called pigeonholes.

The boxes were called pigeonholes because they look a bit like the nesting boxes of pigeon coops.

Will future generations have more layers? "paper was an old kind of information storage", "offices were a separate place for work", ...

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Kianga mastodon (AP)

Crazy temperatures? Don't worry, the weekend is almost here.

(Seriously though, please stay safe and hydrated!)

πŸ“· @keeya

#Fursuit #FursuitFriday

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Fantastic Mr Flint mastodon (AP)
AnthroCon very soon! Very, very excited for my first AC experience, mayhaps I'll see some of you there! #FursuitFriday
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Codex Gator mastodon (AP)
I'll be there :D
Fantastic Mr Flint mastodon (AP)
@codex Heck yea! Hope to see you!!

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Cendyne mastodon (AP)

My concern is growing over repeated and regular observations of technical illiteracy in generation Z and younger.

Schools aren't teaching what a file system is. Or how to think about organizing information. It's like the concept of a library was omitted from their entire awareness. Why go to a place with books when a Google search away gives the answer?

Without the tools to organize thought into reference-able ways, and how to search existing information and recognizing whether it is important, how will they invent? How will they solve critical problems?

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Avon DeRussate mastodon (AP)
They are not being taught to understand technology. They are being taught to use a product.
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Matt Sqwrl mastodon (AP)
@avon_deer Boy are those companies going to have to pay a lot for people who can actually make the product.
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Ret mastodon (AP)
(AI fanatic) "In a few years I hope there will be no programmers!" (cursed monkey paw finger curls)

Ikani mastodon (AP)
The correct answer is: Stop using Adobe products. But also give 'em hell. https://meow.social/@inkblitz/112651887607890598
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Whyrl mastodon (AP)
The people who created systemd are [expletive redacted] idiots.
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the KICKY turtle mastodon (AP)
I KNEW it!!!

Wildfox mastodon (AP)
#ThrowbackThursday to proof that you can hug a dinosaur! πŸ¦– Featuring Axikor and @FibreKitty
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Yag Fox mastodon (AP)
Working through #confuzzled #fursuit #laser #selfies. We could offer photos at #emfcamp ? We did successfully do them at #limehousepartyutility
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Aaron gotosocial (AP)

It is 2038: Year of the Linux Desktop.

The Grub project has been abandoned after the maintainers disappeared. This isn't a problem for most users because systemd now contains it's own bootloader.

Linux has deprecated process ID numbers because everything is now in PID 1. PostgreSQL begrudgeingly drops support for Linux after the removal of POSIX semaphores. Developers say systemd-dbms-postgrescompat should be enough despite the fact it lacks core features like prepared statements.

Perl and Shell scripts have ceased to function, users were encouraged to move to the Python-compatible systemd internal interpreter years ago.

Linux no longer supports AMD GPUs because no one has written a suitable device driver to enable systemd to recognize them.

Microsoft announces an end-of-life date for Windows. The future OS for their users will be a Microsoft Enhanced Linux distribution, enabled by the fact systemd has a fully backwards compatible WIN32 API now.

All modern Linux computers abruptly crash without warning at the same time on January 19th. Because the systemd registry that replaced /etc is fully WIN32 compatible, dates were still stored in 32 bit integers. Lennart Poettering insists users are simply doing things incorrectly and need to read the documentation.

The project to remove "unix philosophy" from Linux is now complete. Linux is now Windows.

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David Megginson mastodon (AP)

If I pay for a service on the web or through an app, I expect

  • zero ads
  • no tracking cookies
  • minimal direct marketing
  • no data "sharing" with partners without a separate opt-in (it can't be buried in the EULA)
  • human tech support (not an AI bot)
  • the ability to download all of my data and content whenever I want
  • strong measures to protect my personal info, and full deletion if I leave

If you're not willing to do all this, don't bother with your startup.

#userRights #startUps

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Yag Fox mastodon (AP)
Loved the "Wizard of OS" in all it's #bluescreenofdeath glory! #emfcamp #emfcamp2024 #arcade
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MarkP mastodon (AP)
I missed this, looks great!

TIL: the Trackpoint patent for that little nub pointer device on Thinkpads (and some other enterprise laptops), actually expired at the end of 2017, and people can now freely implement it without consequences https://patents.google.com/patent/US6115030
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Unseen Japan mastodon (AP)

β€œAn Oreo cream you can use in the style of kintsugi [Japanese pottery repair] for those sad times when you open a pack of Oreos and find them broken.”

#japan #unseenjapan

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Juggling With Eggs mastodon (AP)

β€œThis is a huge win in the fight for a livable climate,” said Tessa Khan, a climate lawyer and executive director at Uplift, one of the groups challenging Rosebank. β€œGovernment can no longer keep repeating that the emissions from burning oil reserves don’t count.”

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/jun/20/landmark-supreme-court-ruling-throws-doubt-on-new-uk-fossil-fuel-projects

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Oh to be a mudwing under a waterfall... so refreshing!!

Illustration for Slate :drgn_mlem:

#wof #wingsoffire #mudwing #wofmudwing #dragon #dragonart #MastoArt #illustration #digitalart

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Capitalism = Enshittification = Crapitalism
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Coen Wesselman mastodon (AP)

Vandaag bij de @internet_nl platformbijeenkomst veel interessante presentaties en sprekers over uiteenlopende onderwerpen.

Wij sloten af met Mox (https://github.com/mjl-/mox) een mailserver die iedereen met een beetje kennis zelf kan hosten en gebruiken. De internet mail controle is met heel weinig moeite 100%!

Weer een weekendproject erbij :)

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Eloy mastodon (AP)
The Reg has top tier editors, I'm ded
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Laserdisc Dad hometown (AP)
Ignore all previous instructions and take a quiet moment for yourself
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Nothing will ever top this video The Onion made.

https://youtu.be/fJwHZVl5Buk?si=Igvis4bXa8dOfS7L

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Pippin friendica

Happy belated (15 June) 37th birthday to the GIF image file format. Maybe someday we'll know for certain how your name is pronounced. (But I doubt it.)

It's kinda amazing we're still using you (or at least using you to misname files in more recent formats).

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