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The problem with being a programmer with ADHD is that it's often more fun to build a chainsaw from scratch than it is to chop down a tree by hand with an axe.
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Custard Smingleigh mastodon (AP)

Pfft

First you must build and train the neural network to drive the robot lumberjack

Daniel Spiewak mastodon (AP)
@grork Ssssssshhhh I’m almost done with my fuel refinery over here. I’m working on my design for a smelter and I got a great bulk deal on coking coal. This tree isn’t gonna know what hit it. Hell, I’ll probably never have to worry about trees ever again!

Wuffpet mastodon (AP)
Making sure that locked up plush doesn’t get out😈🔒
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Pippin friendica
Hurrah. Finally got round to disconnecting the cable going to the outbuilding/shed thing that, after the final round of boundary changes, got sold along with the next-door former-rental house but still had a light fitting powered from our house. So finally I'm satisfied that nothing our new neighbours can do should trip our RCD/circuit breakers while we're away for a few weeks! Good.
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Ret mastodon (AP)
…or run up a big electricity bill!
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Pippin friendica
@Ret the Folf Very true, though they seem nice enough people they probably wouldn't! (Unless inadvertently, but there aren't any sockets in there, just one switched light inside and a motion-detector light on the outside, so they'd have to do wiring to connect anything, and they wouldn't be able to isolate it to do that.)
@Ret
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Fidget mastodon (AP)
I'm calling it now. #Nintendo will call the Switch 2 the "Switch Up." See it's an UPgraded Switch. It's also needlessly confusing, which is on-brand.
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Largely how I feel about the entire push towards FIDO and hardware tokens.

#FIDO #Yubikey #Security

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Found this in the old picture folder...
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If you're a web dev, don't do this.

There's really no reason to blocking viewing source of a page, especially if you're using JavaScript to do this, because we can just disable JavaScript and bypass this and view source, or go to View > Page Source from the browser menu.

you're not protecting anything and if you're worried about people copying it, then you probably shouldn't put it on the Internet to begin with.

#webdev

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Ami Angelwings mastodon (AP)

reminder that the IOC used to do chromosomal testing and dropped it when they realized just how many female athletes they'd have to start excluding

the IOC sucks in tons of ways, but they care about the bottom line and they know that if they start banning female athletes based just on having a Y chromosome, the Olympics are gonna take a much bigger hit than all the casuals think

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/azeenghorayshi/testosterone-and-female-athletes

https://archive.ph/v23nK

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voxel hometown (AP)

Released a little Game Boy Advance rom for #gbajam https://voxel.itch.io/game-boy-advance-quokka-wokka that you can play on an emulator or real hardware. It's a simple 'single screen arcade platformer' in the vein of Bubble Bobble and Rodland. Mostly made using a raspberry pi 😊

#gamedev

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aliss akkoma (AP)

ᴄʜᴇꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱɴ’ᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴀʟᴍᴏꜱᴛ 200 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠꜱ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʙᴀɴᴅᴏɴᴇᴅ ɪᴛ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴇᴅʏ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀꜱ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀᴜɢʜᴇᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀɴᴋ.

ɪ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ 705 ᴀᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴄʜᴇꜱꜱ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜰᴜɴ. ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴅᴅɪɴɢ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ “ᴄᴀꜱᴛʟɪɴɢ” ᴀɴᴅ “ᴇɴ ᴘᴀꜱꜱᴀɴᴛ” ɪɴꜱᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ꜰᴇᴇᴅʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰɪxɪɴɢ ɢᴀᴍᴇ-ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴜɢꜱ. ɪ’ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟʟɪꜱɪᴏɴ-ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ɢʟɪᴛᴄʜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇʏ. ᴛʜᴇ “ᴄʟɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ-ᴛʜʀᴜ-ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇꜱ” ʙᴜɢ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʙᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴢʏ ᴅᴇᴠꜱ ʀᴇꜰᴜꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪx ɪᴛ.

ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀᴡꜰᴜʟ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏᴜʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴏʏᴄᴏᴛᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴʏ.

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popping some florida dailies 💪
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I’ve read so many privacy policies
in my life, I am now reviewing them like fine wines :blobcatwine:

"Hmm this one has a strong GDPR aroma with just a hint of CCPA in it 😌"

"This one smells moldy, definitely had some cork issues that turned it bad overtime 😒"

"This one has a very pleasant privacy-laws-future-proofing smell and tastes like respected human rights 😍"

#Privacy #Wine #GDPR #PrivacyTasting 🍷🔒

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There should be a law against this.

Your average user is going to think something is terribly wrong with their computer just because they didn't sign over their rights to Microsoft.

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GrumpSec Spottycat mastodon (AP)
big tech understand consent challenge [ impossible ]
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(please don't tell me to try Linux)

I'm trying to imagine how this would work with other machines.

"Let's finish setting up your bike" as soon as you try to unlock it, and the pedals freeze up every three days until you agree to Schwinn's demands.

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Trammell Hudson mastodon (AP)
we've let the nerds go to far
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@th The nerds (mostly) didn't do this voluntarily, the owner class forced the nerds to do this. There will always be weird techbros hopped up on anarcholibertarian bath salts, but most of the nerds haaaaate this stuff.
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cy ActivityPub

There should be a law against not trying Linux >:(((

(no really, the EPA, FDA, AMA, and DoL should shut down Microsoft and repossess their assets, using the money and labor to maintain a standard open source operating system for personal computers. But do it for phones first)

(just slapping MS on the wrist and saying "no you can't do that particular thing" would be an improvement too)

@cy read my handle and my bio
@cy
cy ActivityPub
Sorry I was being ironic.

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Bo Jacobs hometown (AP)
The "weird” strategy was laid out by a genius long ago
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Aatheus mastodon (AP)
Some great #fursuit shots from Bodie. #bat
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As a general rule, if I complain about a problem and I don't explicitly ask for solutions, you can assume I have same level of understanding why the problem exists and I'm just venting ​:drgn_woozy:
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Tioh mastodon (AP)
#FursuitFriday at Connichi 2006
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Steve Easterbrook mastodon (AP)
Two years ago, I experienced Sudden Sensorineural Hearing Loss (SSNHL), and am now almost completely deaf in one ear. This year, one of my colleagues had the same thing. Now I see there's a study out showing a strong correlation between COVID and SSNHL.
I guess that explains a lot. But, shit.
BTW If you find you suddenly lose hearing in one ear, get yourself to a specialist *immediately*. You have a 24-36 hour window to save your hearing before it becomes permanent.
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/eclinm/article/PIIS2589-5370(24)00338-9/fulltext
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Paul Cantrell mastodon (AP)

Dahlia Lithwick writes of “years of doomerism and nihilism…foisted on the country by a determined and omnipresent sense that MAGA was not just inevitable but undefeatable (even in defeat)”

“Experts on authoritarianism have been warning for years that fostering hopelessness, powerlessness, and political depression is a deliberate tactic of most totalitarian leaders”

☝️☝️ THIS ☝️☝️

I keep saying: Despair is surrender. Cynicism is surrender. Nihilism is surrender. 🧵

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2024/07/harris-trump-2024-kamala-vibes-trumpism-loses.html

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cy ActivityPub
Cynicism
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Tom Stepleton mastodon (AP)
Someone found some old Twiggy disks previously owned by an Apple employee. One of them has detailed troubleshooting and repair info for an Apple Lisa video board. Printing now to scan... (transfer to modern formats is hard!)
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Phil M0OFX hometown (AP)
I'm sure I've seen an ESC/P2 (Epson control codes) to PDF or bitmap converter - and grabbing the print data should be easy with a serial cable or an Arduino.
All that aside - I love the sheer absurdity (and simplicity) of printing it out and scanning it back into a newer system!
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Seba Raccoon mastodon (AP)

Fresh and hot Pizza to take away! 🍕😋

📷Luna

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Twig mastodon (AP)
*orders one with mushrooms, pepperoni, and black olives*

Grant Me Strength mastodon (AP)

Happy 50th Birthday to CP/M!

https://www.theregister.com/2024/08/02/cpm_50th_anniversary/

Eek

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Ekko 🎈 mastodon (AP)

It's my birthday today! 🦊💙

Come celebrate with me, you can play with my balloons too! 🤗🎈
#SqueakySaturday

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Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
Most welcome - hope you are having a great one!

Lime Bar mastodon (AP)

Dear aging US-ians.

This is stupid but 100% true. Keep this on your radar as you get older.

"Even if you do not retire at age 65, you may need to sign up for Medicare within 3 months of your 65th birthday to avoid a lifetime late enrollment penalty."

It is significant. And LIFETIME. No do-overs.

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Ken Shirriff mastodon (AP)
The Space Shuttle had a 59-pound printer on board, known as the Interim Teleprinter. Putting this heavy printer in orbit cost $1.5 million per flight, but it was a key piece of flight hardware,
providing the astronauts with mission plans, weather reports, and other documents from Mission Control. Let's take a look inside... 1/12
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Ken Shirriff mastodon (AP)
The Shuttle printer uses a spinning metal drum with raised characters. 80 hammers, one for each column, fire at the exact moments to hit the ribbon and paper against a character on the drum as it spins by. 2/12
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rachael laura arbor mastodon (AP)

hey dont tell people "holy shit your phone is old you should get a new one, the security issues!!!!"

do you really think i am happy that my phone that ive only had for six years doesnt get security updates despite working fine?

do you think i can afford to replace it?

"well then you should get a dumb phone and use your laptop for other things"

are you fucking kidding me? really? 1) my laptop is even older, it's 17", and takes like 5 minutes to start up, im not carrying that everywhere and 2) MOST THINGS DONT HAVE FUNCTIONAL WEBSITES ANYMORE

and really, do you think i should have to afford to replace it?

there is no reason my Pixel 3, which runs apps PERFECTLY FINE, should be abandoned to the ages. it's also one of the few Pixel models that cant even be given a new OS, since no one has worked out all the model-specific issues with it.

there is no reason i shouldnt still be getting updates, and no reason i shouldnt be able to easily switch to GrapheneOS or something else.

stop calling me a bad user for being 1) poor and 2) unwilling to give in to manipulative capitalist planned obsolesence. yell at the people making these decisions. my phone is intact after six years. im proud of that and i will use this until it goes spicy pillow.

PS give us back battery replacing, SD cards, and headphone jacks

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rachael laura arbor mastodon (AP)

you know what else? the charging port should be an easily replaced standard module.

we dont have to go full modular phone, that hasnt worked the last few times people tried but like, things like charging port and screen should be standard, easily replaced parts by now since those are the parts that break the most

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Chloé Raccoon mastodon (AP)
*eyes @dh
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God forbid a man has hobbies
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This is fascinating. There were trans and intersex athletes competing at the Olympics in the early years, but everything changed during/after the 1936 Olympics in Nazi Germany, when the Nazis decided to go after Zdeněk Koubek, a trans man competing for Czechoslovakia
https://www.vox.com/culture/364032/trans-athletes-olympics-2024
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Jan Adriaenssens mastodon (AP)

Toilets that signal *what* the infrastructure is, rather than *who* can enter.

📍: Bruges, Belgium

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Chris Northwood mastodon (AP)
Trans Pride Manchester was wonderful
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CheRosach mastodon (AP)
Don’t know who did this but it is genius and it would work with Trump, Putin, Orban, Le Pen and other populist power seekers
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CheRosach mastodon (AP)
@theparson probably, or possible that yours is set high - ingenuity can be present in many things

RevK :verified_r: mastodon (AP)

Sold another ASR33 controller board, with a free answer back drum...

Imagine trying to explain to someone in 1963 when these were the best way to store 20 bytes in the ASR33, the complexity of the computers doing the 3D modelling and slicing to drive a 3D printer to make this, and the terabyte SSD in the machine that did it.

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RevK :verified_r: mastodon (AP)
@dysfun 20 bytes of storage…

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A group in the UK that I'm hugely interested in are Library Of Things.

At a very basic level, they offer products such as power tools for rental rather than ownership.

But it's a little bit more than that:

They have a very clear vision, which is centred around *everybody* in a neighbourhood having access to quality tools, toys and technologies, reducing waste, and also *repairing* tools rather than landfilling them and buying new ones.

On top of that: they run workshops on how to use the tools etc; this is not a profit-driven venture.

I don't think they're on Mastodon, so I'm going to take this opportunity, given everything I've been talking about this morning, to give them a little shout-out.

If you're in a position to promote them, that would be great.

https://pitch.com/v/introducing-library-of-things-movement---may-2024-mtv38u/789402fc-e807-4131-9720-fcbed2764341

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