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The Human ambassador bowed, hands behind their back.

The Xturi envoy extended a big, soft paw. "I was told Humans greet with touch?"

"Are Xturi comfortable being touched?"

The Xturi's large, round eyes opened wide. Their thick, silky fur rippled as they laughed.
"We relish touch!"

"Excellent!"

#MicroFiction #TootFic #VSS #SmallStories

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Even public formalities benefit from establishing enthusiastic consent. :blobfoxhappy:
Twotired mastodon (AP)
THIS RIGHT HERE is the future we were promised, not this bullshit we have now.

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Like, Y'know, Gneech mastodon (AP)

Content warning: USPol, Gulf of Mexico

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Like, Y'know, Gneech mastodon (AP)
Imagine having the spoons to do something like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av5oRf88aso
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Nogard_D mastodon (AP)
I love this. I listen to it once a week just to be happy, lol.

Like, Y'know, Gneech mastodon (AP)
Big 1992 energy here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeYzMIbTLcw
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Ret mastodon (AP)

Periodic repost of this absolute gem.

https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE

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Ret mastodon (AP)

Personal highlight:

"I recently received a phonecall from a former student of mine who said that he had recently been contacted by the Internal Revenue Service. He said:

'They asked if I'd be willing to answer a couple of questions, but they say that I'm not a suspect, and I know in my heart I don't think I've done anything in violation of the Internal Revenue Service Provisions'.

Lord have mercy… There's no one on Earth who can say with complete confidence that they know they've never violated any provision of the Internal Revenue Service."

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Jencen mastodon (AP)

It is time for the dead dog.

One last hurrah for the Pest as I put on my cloak and wizard hat!

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Leina mastodon (AP)
Awwwww, love your outfit! 💜 💙
Jencen mastodon (AP)
@Bowsette Thankies ❤
Jencen mastodon (AP)

Nope. Couldn't do it. Nearly instantly overheated and couldn't see any seating in there like there was last year.
Constantly bumped and jostled despite having 2 neon rainbow aircraft guide sticks o.<

Couldn't even cool off outside >.<
Back in room. May put the stream on for the final song.

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Jencen mastodon (AP)

Quite eh. Wanted to give Pest a good sendoff for my last con.

Right paw stitching gave way as I was putting him on. Quick pin job to get out there. Just to overheat, go back to room and flop.

Was going to go out later in just head. But just crawled into bed.
Took me an hour to roll a Pi up well enough to watch the stream on the TV o.<


Yag Fox mastodon (AP)
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bhahne mastodon (AP)
I once had a taxi driver warn me: "You might have the right of way, but you might be DEAD right."
Dave Everitt mastodon (AP)
so remonds me of _why's "Poignant Guide to Ruby" cartoon foxes. Glad they live on in new fox-related humour!


TK Wolf mastodon (AP)

APT. Dance challenge! The choreo looked so fun I had to go for it. :3

HQ upload:
https://youtube.com/shorts/NFnaqY9_q00

#DanceChallenge #APT #Fursuit

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Pippin friendica
My stupid food-brain wants me to go to the shops and get a bag of crisps or something to munch on, but it's raining and horrible out there. I don't know why the "proper" food I have in the house isn't good enough and Only A Savoury Snack Will Do™, but I'm not the boss of my food-brain, apparently.
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Tursilion mastodon (AP)

"I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to."

I can't say it where I want to say it. ;)

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Tursilion mastodon (AP)
@longbottle hehe, nope, not this time!

TundraWolf mastodon (AP)

Content warning: Rich vs. Poor

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"Hey, PS17, grandad mentioned a game called 'Bubble Bobble'. Can you run that?"

The PlayStation thought. "No, but I can emulate an earlier platform, that can emulate an earlier platform, that can emulate-"

"How many layers of emulation will you have to run?"

"Twelve."

"I hope it's worth it."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Nadege Roche-Labarbe mastodon (AP)
the game of my childhood !! So worth it 🐉🫧👻
Foxbrush Tailwag mastodon (AP)
Bubble Bobble is always worth it, and now I have the music stuck in my head

Yag Fox mastodon (AP)
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CheRosach mastodon (AP)
So succinct
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Just need to figure out how to get US oil rights into the hands of a foreign adversary and you can plausibly start a very productive war with this information.
charvaka mastodon (AP)
Sadly this was valid in the 1930s and 1940s too.

Like, Y'know, Gneech mastodon (AP)

Content warning: USPol

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Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
Time for Rezz to try on a fun space and synthwave themed outfit! 💜💙🩷
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rezz? like the dubstep artist?

also where'd you get that shirt from?

Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)

@erice Is actually a reference to a synthwave sort of vibe and inspired by Tron - being derezzed... I only found out about the artist after I named 'em! XD

The shirt is from https://www.gryphwear.com/ - the site is on pause for the moment since they are at Scotiacon, but should be back up soon!

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Pippin friendica
I watched this, and then Youtube helpfully offered me this as my next thing to watch. And wow, Masagin is over 17 years old now and is still amazing.

Noble :frostbite: iceshrimp (AP)
bro that guy in japan who spent a bunch of money to be a dog is back, and he opened a zoo where u can be a dog too. this is actually crazy www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG26Yo_oYrkDamn i wish i was in japan
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Pippin friendica
Oh gosh. Although it does give very much of an "I got a good suit and maybe people will pay me to wear it for a bit?" vibe, this is definitely my kind of thing.
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Alopex mastodon (AP)

Best way to learn about #ClimateChange !

The series is cute, but pacing a bit slow. Watch it at 1.5x or 2x if that's your thing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=besHjXA_WdI

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CheRosach mastodon (AP)
The commercialisation of community resources ought to be banned
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Howlin' Hobbit mastodon (AP)
good poem! (and true.)

CheRosach mastodon (AP)
The love of power is the root of all evil - the evidence mounts daily
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Avon DeRussate mastodon (AP)
We need Blade Runner units but for fascists.
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Jencen mastodon (AP)

This #FursuitFriday a Pest getting ready to go out and be a menace to society!

Bippity Bippity Boop! Now gimme your wallet!

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ROllerozxa mastodon (AP)
Box Smasher finally got signed and is now available in the #fdroid app as of a couple minutes ago! Should propagate to all mirrors as well as the website soon enough too. Exciting!
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helloyanis mastodon (AP)

Also, I ran out of characters so here's a final one, why not remember the amount of shots it took to clear a stage? This way you can aim for a lower shot count than last time!

These are just idead, you don't have to implement them but I think the game is cool and that's how I'd make it even cooler!!
👍

ROllerozxa mastodon (AP)
@helloyanis Thanks, I'm glad you like the game! :) I'll keep the feedback in mind and put it in my personal todo list for the future
Pippin friendica
Ooh. It was at the top of F-droid when I looked - installed, played, finished, that was fun, thank you! :]

Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)

Fluffderg chillin' and waitin' for some cuddles! 💜 #FursuitFriday

Photo by @Kishi
Suit by Roofur (https://www.roofur.com/)

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Kianga mastodon (AP)
Can we... decode your binary pillow together? :neocat_floof_owo:
Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
@kianga Of course! Snuggle on in here and grab the pillow! :3

Paco Panda mastodon (AP)

The past can’t be rewritten, and some things will always be out of our hands. But even when the road ahead looks uncertain, something keeps us moving. A quiet push forward, a reason to keep going. Not because everything is perfect, but because something better might still be waiting.

Picture for Emil, that arctic wolf critter who looks like a YCH
Digital. Procreate.

Also there is a full time-lapse process video you can watch on the first comment of this submission on my Telegram art channel: https://t.me/panda_paco
Someone just asked me if I make those videos with OBS, if it was with OBS it would look all the zoom ins, how I rotate the canvas, all the color picks from the palette.. But those videos are exported automatically with Procreate, it's a cool feature that the software records by itself, and I think those are pretty cool.

You can watch the full video, the full resolution, WIPs, illustrations and projects I do before I post them online, at supporting me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pandapaco or Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/panda_paco
(Thank you!)

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Ret mastodon (AP)
However bad things may seem, it's Fursuit Friday tomorrow.
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CheRosach mastodon (AP)
They didn’t like it when it happened to them
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Pippin friendica
I watched "Juror #2" and it was surprisingly pretty good.
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Paco Panda mastodon (AP)

Acco found which is, for today, his favorite kigurumi, a triceratops one.

Even in forgotten places, where time has left its mark, warmth can still remain. A small moment of happiness, untouched by the weight of the past. A reminder that, no matter how overgrown the path may seem, light finds a way through.

Picture for Acco, a picture that really made me happy to work on.

Digital. Procreate

You can watch the short process video on the first comment of this submission on my Telegram art channel: https://t.me/panda_paco
And you can watch the whole video, download the full resolution, and see WIPs and pictures by me before I post them on my galleries, at supporting me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pandapaco or Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/panda_paco (Also you help me to keep drawings and working on my comic project)

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Ret mastodon (AP)

This is absolutely fantastic, and shows how absolutely moronic the OSA & Ofcom are.

https://woof.group/@admin/113906588999482985


Is 185 users "a significant number"?

Will Mastodon.social be required to shut down its public web pages and cease federation?

Is AWS S3 required to ban pornography or implement age-assurance protocols for public HTTP requests?

Can Sotheby's auction house display images of Robert Mapplethorpe's "X" series on their web site?

These are some of the questions we asked in our letter to Ofcom regarding the #OnlineSafetyAct. https://blog.woof.group/announcements/letter-to-ofcom-regarding-the-online-safety-act


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sirlan <( rawrr ) sharkey (AP)

linux is a very good os, if you don't value your time

windows is a very good os, if you don't value your sanity

mac is a very good os, if you don't value your money

android is a very good os, if you don't value your privacy

ios is a very good os, if you don't value your agency

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Matt Gray mastodon (AP)

Wow! This is quite something.
And one of those videos that I didn’t expect to watch all the way through but ended up watching it and its sequels all in one go

https://youtu.be/Iq1-TZXz9xo

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Mat Gadd mastodon (AP)

sort-of similar, have you watched the videos on the impossible architecture in The Shining? Someone tried to make a Duke3D map of it and hit… issues! 😁

https://youtu.be/0sUIxXCCFWw?feature=shared

Pippin friendica
You're right, that *is* quite something. Even forewarned, I ended up watching all three parts in one sitting. It's presented in a way such that you don't even consider that you might not need to know every last detail of how myhouse.wad works.

I saw a family of hedgehogs this morning

Nature is healing

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Like, Y'know, Gneech mastodon (AP)

Please enjoy this supercut of Indiana Jones beating the snot out of nazis.

For no particular reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8cRRbv2vHE

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Matt Sqwrl mastodon (AP)
The ‘no ticket’ line gets me EVERY time
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Raven Luni mastodon (AP)
Awesome - especially since I just happen to be wearing this :P
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Keys mastodon (AP)
Reminder that "popular music" is less than a century old, congratulating the same old farts is a way to keep you hooked on what capitalist record labels tell you to & take away what music used to be - a social connection to each other while drunkenly yelling at the pianist at the pub
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"What's that gun? Sto-" Captain Clever shouted.

Dr. Dastard pulled the trigger.

"-p!" The Captain looked around the grey, featureless void. "Where..."

"It's a superhero dimension shifter. It moves a hero - you - and their foe - me - here until one is defeated."

"Why?"

"To protect civilians."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #vss

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CM Harrington mastodon (AP)
Reminds me of the manga/anime ‘X’. (Brilliant if you haven’t seen it.)
and to save in production costs, if it's Jaspion
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