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sirlan <( rawrr ) 6 months ago • sharkey (AP)

9 chicken nuggets makes one chicken ingot, and 9 chicken ingots makes one chicken block

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Becky 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I HAVE FUZZY SNEP PEETS!

Yes, the world needed to know

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Darac Marjal 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Happy sneptember

Becky 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@darac thank mew! It, is a fuzzy, comfy time!

@Darac Marjal

Broadwaybabyto 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Cara was bullied for masking at school and eventually stopped… only to infect her high risk mom with covid. Her mom died.

Governments & public health should be blamed for this - not Cara. But I’m sure she will feel guilt the rest of her life. This is where “you do you” leads.

It shouldn’t be up to kids to protect their high risk family members. They aren’t prepared for the amount of bullying and peer pressure they will face to de-mask. We need to be dealing with this at the institution level. Clean air in classrooms. Paid time off for sick teachers and staff. No more attendance awareness and punishing sick kids for staying home. No more “diarrhea scales” to indicate whether your child can come to school with Covid diarrhea (your kid should be home if they have diarrhea). Negative tests should be required to return to the classroom.

I lost my mom to cancer when I was 19… and it fundamentally altered my entire life. Losing your Mom at a young age is a dreadful experience - and I can’t even imagine the grief and guilt this young girl is facing.

Her life is going to be forever altered. I hope she’s wrapped up in a cocoon of support and love and that it’s made clear to her every day that she was failed by systems and institutions. We must do better. The grown ups and those in charge NEED to protect the kids so no child is ever in this position.

Lastly - don’t bully a kid who’s masking. It’s hard enough for them and you don’t know who they’re trying to protect. Leave them be or better yet - put on a mask yourself and show them some support and solidarity.

https://www.independent.ie/opinion/comment/tess-finch-lees-if-parents-dont-fight-to-protect-children-from-covid-in-schools-nobody-else-will/a1357930715.html

#CovidIsAirborne #CovidCautious #CovidIsNotOver #CleanAir #WearaMask #Disability #LongCovid #Ableism #Denial #CleanAir #Pandemic #PublicHealth #InfectionControl #Eugenics #SafeHealthcare #N95 #Respirators #MasksWork #MaskUp #Spoonie #Discrimination #Dysautonomia #mecfs #pots #mcas #communitycare #wearamask #chronicillness #keepmasksinhealthcare #MaskBans #NoMaskBans #CleanAirClassrooms #CleanTheAir #Bullying

Tess Finch-Lees: If parents don’t fight to protect children from Covid in schools, nobody else will

“It’s not your fault,” I told 16-year-old Cara, whose mother died of a SARS-CoV-2 infection she gave her.

^{Tess Finch-Lees (Irish Independent)}

#disability #ableism #publichealth #LongCovid #MaskUp #COVIDisAirborne #WearAMask #discrimination #CovidIsNotOver #pandemic #bullying #eugenics #COVIDcautious #cleanair #MasksWork #n95 #keepmasksinhealthcare #pots #MECFS #chronicillness #spoonie #CleanTheAir #denial #respirators #communitycare #infectioncontrol #safehealthcare #maskbans #Dysautonomia #mcas #nomaskbans #CleanAirClassrooms

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Expat Repeat 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

This is absolutely gut-wrenching and cruel. And I know this family isn't the only one. What a horrible world we live in right now.

Broadwaybabyto 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I’ve been shaken up by it all day. We’ve really lost our way. We bully kids into not taking precautions when we KNOW people aren’t staying home when they’re sick. Of course this is going to happen. Meanwhile the child has to live with guilt the rest of her life.

Ret 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Every day, my belief that Google is one of the worst "technology" companies is cemented further. The stuff they make is shit. The quality is so unbelievably poor. The rate at which they kill stuff and change tact... Advertisers shouldn't make tech.

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Phil M0OFX 6 months ago • hometown (AP)

Weird thing is they weren't really an advertiser until they bought Double-click. But they did innovate "move fast and make shite"

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Softwarewolf 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

They used to be one of the best. They made money with fairly harmless and unintrusive ads. Then the investor class got hold of them and squeezed out innovation to make room for profit. Google today no longer innovates; they kill innovation.

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Babana 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Stickers for ShaggyGeck!

5 stickers of a gecko person in various poses

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sirlan <( rawrr ) 6 months ago • sharkey (AP)

lick

Jacel, of the Yawns 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Well, @Keab42 showed me these and now you have to see them too.

https://llamaleisure.com/products/rainbow-dragon-scales

Rainbow Dragon Scales Leggings

Shop our fantastical Rainbow Dragon Scales leggings! These bright coloured leggings are full of character and built for comfort with our multi-stretch design.

^{Llama Leisure}

@May Keable 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Juniper System 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

oh fuck that's a want :O

Nev :3 :nev_owo: 🔜 NextCon 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Just wrapped up my last fursuit appearance in New England @ the RI furbowl tonight. Less than a week til I’m off to the sunshine state!

#fursuit #furry

#furry #fursuit

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lumizza🍕goxide:verified_lesbian_garlic: 6 months ago • iceshrimp (AP)

safetynet, google play integrity, apple app attest are drm and should be resisted

it's not a security feature, the place you would do the actual security checks are in the bootloader (with the possibility of disabling it or using your own keys). these attestation features only verify that you have not exercised your freedom to do whatever you want with your own device

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Das 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: Bondage, kink, cuffed ankles

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Snow Jo ❄️ :v_enby: 💫 1 year ago (Received 6 months ago) • mastodon (AP)

reminder that consent-o-matic is amazing and to install it on your browser, and everyone else's

do it now

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Paco Panda 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Art and Biro, the adventurous raccoon and fox duo, are setting sail once again! They’re aboard their ship, ready to explore uncharted islands and embark on new adventures.

I'm about to start the chapter 2!

If you haven’t read the first chapter of their comic, now is the perfect time to dive in! Head over to www.artbirocomic.com to join the journey.

You can also support the project by purchasing the physical book from my Ko-Fi shop: https://ko-fi.com/panda_paco/shop
Or by supporting me monthly on Ko-Fi or Patreon, helping to ensure the continuation of Art and Biro's adventures! You can also receive updates, WIPs, full time-lapse process videos and premieres of drawings and comic pages.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pandapaco
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/panda_paco

Digital. Procreate.

Get more from Paco Panda on Patreon

Creating Comics, Drawings and illustrations

^{Paco Panda (Patreon)}

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Pilou 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Those 2 are really fantastic!

Xoa Gray 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

If the Internet Archive is diminished or taken down by the lawsuits they’re facing, and LLMs like ChatGPT are allowed to carry on. It should be remembered as one of the great injustices of our time.

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aki-nyan //nullptr::live 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Memory manufacturers must be stopped, this is an unholy crime against the order of the universe.

A photo from an IEEE Journal entry titled "A 2Gb/s 1.8pJ/b/chip inductive-coupling through-chip bus for 128-Die NAND-Flash memory stacking" DOI: 10.1109/ISSCC.2010.5433929

It shows a stack of memory dies in different orientations of up to 6mm tall, with a diagram showing a spiral stack of dies with bonding wires.

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Forest Critter 🔜 VF 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Wandering forest critter #fursuit

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:grhpbjqiiyh33zibsjhbz522/post/3l3d5y47jqy2d

#fursuit

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Loimu The Fox 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

This doesn't look like a safe environment for foxes, but the industrial backdrop does have its charm. Also I think it highlights my fur nicely... #FursuitFriday

#fursuit #furry

Fursuit photo of Loimu The Fox standing on a concrete lookout with a seemingly big drop behind the fence of the platform. Industrial buildings and pipes are seen on the background, at the other side of the drop.

#furry #fursuit #fursuitfriday

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Snow Foxx 🦊 🔜 DFT, 2Dance 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

You wanna solve some of these weird cubes with us?

🐕: Maru
🗺️: EAST 12, Suhl - Germany
📷: @Argon1001

#FursuitFriday #furry #furryfandom #fursuit #fursuiter #fursuiting #east12 #east #furrycon

A photography showing two fursuiters from the front, looking directly into the camera while sitting onto a huge Rubik's cube (not visible on the picture). They're having their arms crossed and resting them on two stacked Rubik's cubes, in front of them.

#furry #fursuit #fursuitfriday #fursuiter #fursuiting #furryfandom #furrycon #east #east12 @Argon

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[G.R.K.]©®™¡NoPasarán!🏴‍☠️✖🏴 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

‘Right to Repair for Your Body’: The Rise of DIY, Pirated Medicine

Four Thieves Vinegar Collective has made DIY medicine cheaper and more accessible to the masses.
‘Right to Repair for Your Body’: The Rise of DIY, Pirated Medicine

https://www.404media.co/right-to-repair-for-your-body-the-rise-of-diy-pirated-medicine/

‘Right to Repair for Your Body’: The Rise of DIY, Pirated Medicine

^{Jason Koebler (404 Media)}

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𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight" 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

LIBRARIAN: Hi can I help you?
ME: Yeah I'm looking for a book about–
LIBRARIAN: Clairvoyance?
ME: Uh... No.
LIBRARIAN: Dang that'll work one of these days.

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Anti. 🐘 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

1. Acknowledge that COVID is airborne
2. Mandate airborne infection control in all healthcare settings
3. Consequences for healthcare acquired infections
4. Consequences for infections acquired in congregate settings, prisons, workplaces and schools
5. Comprehensive indoor clean air laws with specifications
6. Work from home encouraged, conferences virtual, flights tested
7. Free masks, free tests, free vaccines, free Paxlovid
8. Education

https://www.thegauntlet.news/p/what-would-an-adequate-covid-response

#COVID19 #OngoingPandemic

What would an adequate COVID response look like?

Ok, COVID is a problem. What can we do about it anyway?

^{Julia Doubleday (The Gauntlet)}

#COVID19 #ongoingpandemic

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Colin McMillen 9 months ago (Received 6 months ago) • mastodon (AP)

Stolen to add #alt

Meme with a young picture of a young woman with sunglasses rejecting the affirmation "Computers were a mistake". In the bottom half she validates the affirmation "Capitalism was a mistake (it ruined computers)".

#alt

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KT controls miniature worlds 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

YES
EXACTLY

Computers would work FINE if programmers weren't rushed, underpaid, overworked, and forced to accommodate advertising!

Hyshaji Nightdragon 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Illuminated dragon!
#fursuitfriday #fursuit #fursuiting
📷: Blargh dragon

#fursuit #fursuitfriday #fursuiting

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Lennyaa 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

nyaa~❤️

#FursuitFriday #fursuit #kemonofursuit #kemono #furry #furryfandom #fursuiter #fursuiting #kemonosuit #fursuitphotography #furrycommunity #catfurry #catfursuit #fursuits

#furry #fursuit #fursuitfriday #fursuiter #fursuiting #furryfandom #fursuitphotography #kemono #kemonofursuit #fursuits #furrycommunity #catfursuit #catfurry #kemonosuit

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Autumn Mahoney :sparkletrans: 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I've been running mail servers and writing email software since the dialup days of 1995. I guess by today's trends, that could brand me a holdout.

But we're still hosting mail for hundreds of company domains across dozens of mail servers, all in a nicely packaged system that's always just an "apt install" away.

The landscape has changed over time, and, yes, it is annoying dealing with the imbalance that the behemoth mail providers represent these days.

But there's a lot to be said for not bargaining away your digital autonomy.

I saw @mwl selling his "Run Your Own Mail Server" book and jumped to pick up a copy. Not so much because I had a need for it (though it'll be interesting to compare notes!), but because I strongly support the idea that email is still a shared ecosystem and love that Michael is sharing the knowledge to encourage folks to continue to participate.

Long live the open Internet.

#ryoms

A copy of the paperback book "Run Your Own Mail Server" by Michael W. Lucas, propped up in front of a black mid-tower computer that just so happens to be acting as my personal email server.

#RYOMS @Michael Lucas :flan_set_fire:

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cy 6 months ago • ActivityPub

Just wish I had an income, then I could pay a DNS company to allow me DKIM and SPF records. Ever since Google invented those, I've been unable to send emails to just about any mailing list. The local LUG, that UU church, they just silently reject it, nothing the mail admins can do to add an exception. Fred Meyer recently started refusing to send to my mother's email here, and her Chase bank also stopped sending her bills. They would say nothing was wrong on their side, but their messages they claimed had been sent never touched my server.

I can still get emails from meetup.com, and probably your server, but all these requirements that make me give up my legal name, credit card, and actual money to increasingly more rent extractors. Remember when a self-signed SSL certificate worked fine? Just use letsencrypt you say, as if they were a given, and not a point of failure, and my response is "You've reached the maximum amount of domain names you can submit," - what letsencrypt says now, when I try to have more than 1 single DNS name.

CC: @mwl@io.mwl.io

@Michael Lucas :flan_set_fire:

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que :verifried: 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@cy
i have letsencrypt with about 20 names... i think its max 100 names in a single request, but you can do wildcard also.
letsencrypt is the kind of point of failure i like - i get many weeks of notice that something didnt work and plenty of chance to sort it :)
my experience was that i found it very straight forward and an amazing service...
happy to try to help if i can.

@cy

cy 6 months ago • ActivityPub

I dunno what went wrong with my attempts. Let's see... ohh right I remember now.

Error creating new order :: too many certificates already issued for \"us.to\". Retry after 2024-09-07T16:00:00Z: see https://letsencrypt.org/docs/rate-limits/"

letsencrypt doesn't realize I only have two domains, because it assumes I get all of the domains from us.to, which I absolutely do not. It's like letsencrypt saying too many certificates were issued by "to".

cy 6 months ago • ActivityPub

...which is frankly moronic, since letsencrypt requires that you make an account, so it knows how many certificates it's issued to you. But my name at "info.tm" got stolen by DNS squatters, so something at "us.to" is all I got. Guess I could try another domain someone's donating to afraid.org, but there's no telling how long it'll last before DNS squatters are using it to extort people too.

CC: @que@mastodon.au

@que :verifried:

Jima :Compromise_bi_flag: 6 months ago • hometown (AP)

@cy I'm...a little puzzled by a few elements here. 😐

1. Legitimately free DNS providers still exist, who support DKIM/SPF records (which are just TXT records, anyway). I use Hurricane Electric's dns.he.net these days, after decades of running my own DNS network. Although I think reverse DNS is also a blocker to many destinations, which definitely raises the bar on the sending side.

@cy

Jima :Compromise_bi_flag: 6 months ago • hometown (AP)

@cy 2. Inbound mail is not subject to DKIM/SPF validation, so that alone doesn't explain your inbound woes. I'd be happy to take a look at what might be going on the next time I'm at my desk, if you want to send me an email address via DM (I'm a bit of an SMTP sleuth 🕵️🏽‍♂️).

@cy

Jima :Compromise_bi_flag: 6 months ago • hometown (AP)

@cy 3. The Let's Encrypt thing is very strange; I've got probably a dozen or so certificates, but I don't recall how many I have on a single domain (2-3 for a couple of them, having refreshed my memory on my Nagios dashboard). What TLD is it? (Please don't say .tk, please don't say .tk, please don't say .tk... 😅)

(3/3)

@cy

cy 6 months ago • ActivityPub

Eh, it's a bit more complicated than what TLD. The problem is that DNS is an extortion racket, so the person with the name has to keep paying protection money to the registrar, or they transfer it to DNS squatters, who ransom it back for hundreds of dollars a month, while replacing every website that person had with ads and stolen content from other websites so they can screw up search engines.

This is compounded by afraid.org, where someone donates a domain, and afraid.org gives hundreds of people DNS names ending in that name, for free. The donator then has to keep paying some registar indefinitely, or hundreds of small scale websites all get replaced by squatter autogenerated SEO instantly forever.

"us.to" has lasted a while, but "info.tm" got stolen after being fine for years, so I'm still looking at other subdomains, to see if they last before trusting them.

Jima :Compromise_bi_flag: 6 months ago • hometown (AP)

@cy OK — so a community-based, third-level domain, based on a donated second-level domain? Yeah, I see how that would hit (probably secret) limits on Let's Encrypt, since as far as they're concerned, the donated domain is all one administrative unit. 😑

I can't really argue with the racket point. Lots of things online are that way; some always have been (I'm old enough to remember when you had one vendor for domain names, and they were IIRC 35USD/year), some have slowly become so (self-hosting).

@cy

cy 6 months ago • ActivityPub

Nothing stopping the US government from giving everyone legal.name.us for free. They wouldn't even have to run DNS servers, just say the names can't be sold.

Jima :Compromise_bi_flag: 6 months ago • hometown (AP)

@cy The namespace collisions on that are too damn high. I know multiple people with the same name (to say nothing of the five distinct Moore families to which I am adjacent 😅).

Strictly speaking, there used to be a somewhat similar parallel to what you say; a non-profit of which I was acquainted used to have a domain under (IIRC) gen.mn.us (gen = general I think?), but that delegation fell by the wayside before the organization dissolved.

It's sad; the internet could have been different. 😕

@cy

Jima :Compromise_bi_flag: 6 months ago • hometown (AP)

@cy Oh, as an aside, have you looked into eu.org? I forget the exact process for requesting delegation of subdomains, but I am the delegate for two state codes under us.eu.org, and could probably be convinced to try and request/manage another if that would benefit you. 🤔

(Thanks for making me realize I don't have a web page up to make clear that I can subdelegate domains under those two state subdomains...something to work on when I have some downtime, I suppose! 😀)

@cy

cy 6 months ago • ActivityPub

Yeah I uhh totally made you realize that, yep all part of my master plan heh heh

I've been looking at eu.org, and dns.he.net. If I don't miss my guess, he.net is a free DNS server, but you still need to pay the registrar to get the root servers to use it?

eu.org looks pretty fantastic, and I've never heard of it before (go figure). Might just sign up for that, if they don't throw a gotcha in at the last minute.

cy 6 months ago • ActivityPub

Hey thanks, you can send email to the domain of my instance here, at whatever username. I'll enable fromjima for a bit, if you want to get past the junk filters. I can receive email though, just not from those particular businesses. Kind of sad getting all these emails from local mailing lists I can't participate in anymore.

My mom could get emails from anywhere except her bank (Chase), Fred Meyers, and Microsoft which my sister uses for email. My server stopped getting emails only from those companies (that I know of) while getting email from everywhere else. I ended up having to get my mother a Microsoft email, giving them her phone number, so that's why Microsoft stopped sending me mail, if that's not obvious. Dunno about the others.

RevK :verified_r: 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

yeh, I date back to “wrote my own mail server” sadly.

Andreas Fink 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@revk what mailserver software do you use? still looking for the ideal one. Sendmail doesnt cut it anymore. We dont need uucp support

@RevK :verified_r:

RevK :verified_r: 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@afink we dropped my code ages ago and my ops team handle it all, so not actually sure

but back in the day it was innovative mix of smtp and/or pop3 on same mail queue (I thing demon did the same).

@Andreas Fink

k3ym𖺀 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

When you successfully secure all your endpoints, but not your core infrastructure.

The image depicts a park setting where only the wheels of a bicycle, secured by a green and blue cable lock, remain attached to a handrail. The rest of the bike, including the frame, appears to have been stolen. The front wheel is positioned on the left and the rear wheel on the right, each still connected to their respective sections of the bike’s hub assembly.

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Štejf 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Guess @Ican and I are hovering into #fursuitFriday.

📍 ČeSFuR
🪡 @Areksim (Vino Studios)
📸 @HypiTheFox

A picture of Ican and me "standing" on a pier. The picture was taken mid jump, so it looks like we're floating.

#fursuitfriday @Areksim @Ican The Fops @Hypi The Fox

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Zebra North 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

It's #FursuitFriday and this is me and Zorr Dragon out exploring! 📷 @cinnamonvector
#furry #fursuit

A dragon and a zebra fursuiter standing on a hill.

#furry #fursuit #fursuitfriday @Cinnamon Vector

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Les Orchard 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Story idea: a poltergeist tries screwing around with an ADHD'er who lives alone. Moving objects around, opening the cabinets, the usual.

After months of this, the poltergeist realizes the ADHD'er has been blaming themselves for all the occurrences

It's only when the poltergeist starts helping the ADHD'er that the real fright begins

(but then that settles down and they become weird friends)

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r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Current mood

A sledge hammer labeled "Harder Reset" atop a pile of IDE power cables

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:cheetah: Shetani 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Hold up, lemme do a fit check~

📷 : JackTheLion
📌 : @FurnalEquinox

#FursuitFriday #fursuit #FurnalEquinox

Shot from over her right shoulder, Shetani the king cheetah admires her reflection in a 3/4 length mirror on the convention floor. She wears a black denim jacket over a My Chemical Romance shirt, black shorts with red accents, and fishnet tights with a rose flower crown on her head.

#fursuit #fursuitfriday #furnalequinox @Furnal Equinox

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Cheetah Obscura 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Lookin' goooooood, chee! ❤

:cheetah: Shetani 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@CheetahObscura Thank you!

@Cheetah Obscura

LP🔸Dont let the night be over 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

#Discord is again spying on you and telling everyone by default, so here is today's obnoxious new checkbox to toggle off.

(Server admins can also turn off the cards under "Overview", "Activity feed settings".)

"Share your activity status by default when joining large servers", under section "Activity Privacy" in the user settings. It defaults to on, and has just been toggled off in this screenshot.

#discord

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Cheetah Obscura 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Don't worry, we've got your bat... er, back! :3 #FursuitFriday with @Chiswick

Photo by @KazeShiba

Photo of Kofi and Roxy in partial and wearing pirate and warrior costumes. Both are holding swords

#fursuitfriday @Kaze Shiba Claus @Chiswick

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Kamuniak 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Fluffy bunny for this #FursuitFriday 💙

#fursuitfriday

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Neop 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Anyone wanna share some healthy froot for #fursuitfriday? :3

Photo of Neop the bat (fursuit) with a plush banana in his mouth

#fursuitfriday

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Valdrec 6 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Merp !
I found a green beer from the old place at Berlin !
Or is it a Christmas beer ? 🤔
Anyway, I will put it at the artshow of #EF28 !

🪡(sergal) : @shiryuakai

#FursuitFriday #furryfandom #plushies

#plushies #fursuitfriday #furryfandom #ef28

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holothuroid 7 months ago (Received 6 months ago) • mastodon (AP)

This is a proposal to expand the tried tl;dr standard for further usecases.

The authors propose

pw;dr - paywall; didn't read
ai;dr - ai, didn't read

This is a draft.

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nano 6 months ago • iceshrimp (AP)

according to android app developers my device was compromised by the evil hacker known only as "myself" for committing the advanced penetration technique called "unlocking the bootloader"

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Lukito 7 months ago (Received 6 months ago) • mastodon (AP)

“We created a self-opening fridge with an AI camera that tracks what you put in and take out.”

Please for the love of any and all deities I am PROSTRATE on the floor begging you for fair energy prices and accessible public transport I do not need a fridge incorrectly guessing what is in my 17 Tupperware containers and refusing to open because I haven’t paid my monthly £24.99 subscription of “Fridge Door Lock Plus”