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Lâwe 🀘 mastodon (AP)
goddamnit I KNEW IT !!!
AmyNews mastodon (AP)
Ugh. Could be frustrating depending on the show, but wow ... so sounds like something I would do, too! 😈

If you hurt an introvert, they don't retaliate, they just drift away. Missed texts, unanswered calls, cancelled plans. They don't want conflict. No stress. No headaches. They just want peace. And they have absolutely no intention of hurting you. They just go away. Quietly.
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Because someone asked.....

Yes!

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Foxarc mastodon (AP)
You're a real legend!

Before the Internet, if you wanted to update your Debian install, you’d have to drag your computer all the way here. Linux users have it so easy these days
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Signal is blocked in several countries but you can set up a proxy server to help people access Signal no matter where they live. Here’s how:

https://signal.org/blog/proxy-please

Thank you for helping keep Signal available for everyone who needs it.

To share your proxies use #SignalProxy

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local public library is temporarily closed because a protected bat colony was found in the building. unexpected consequence: my toddler now thinks β€œfull of bats” is a common reason not to go somewhere, and has variously claimed his bed, bath, grandparents’ house, etc, are full of bats
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Proposal for a new Linux special file:
/dev/scream

It's like /dev/zero, but it's endless stream of the letter 'a', with an occasional capital 'A' at a random frequency.

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BUILD THE SPHERE
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they call it printf even though it prints all of the other letters too
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This is actually a misconception! printf is actually short for printfox, referring to the tiny fox :neofox: in memory that prepares your string before printing it for you
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My "Dad Joke A Day" calendar is anti-colonialist today
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzsSnn9sJbM

oh wow. Just learned that Ms. Pac-Man uses the same random number generation routine as Pac-Man, but it generates different numbers.

The reason? it uses the first 2kb of its own ROM as the entropy for the randomness, and the two games have slightly different code in the first 2kb, thus different random numbers

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a stinky ox πŸ‚ mastodon (AP)

didn't everyone just used to read bits of ROM for RNG back in the 8-bit days?

Nobody would notice in your daft Vic 20 game that the RNG was skewed towards 6502 opcodes so it was perfectly good enough!

Piers Cawley mastodon (AP)
@llamasoft_ox okay, how many Llamasoft Games used this trick?
Angela mastodon (AP)
not only that but it used a memory refresh counter register for some pseudo randomness.

the ironic thing is that the pharmacy giant CVS has always kept their source code in subversion
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Log πŸͺ΅ mastodon (AP)
I am old enough to get this joke.
tekhedd mastodon (AP)
srsly? git outta here!

commission for zekasderg(twitter)!!
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Seeing so many people wearing masks at #Defcon32 makes me want to go even more πŸ’š

To everyone wearing a mask right now I want to tell you:

I think you look cool, kind, and punk af :heart_cyber:😷🀘✨

#WearAMask #BeKind

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mkj mastodon (AP)

@dalias I guess a fursuit doesn't count as a mask.

🀣 🀣 🀣

@soatok @Em0nM4stodon

PlasmaGryphon mastodon (AP)
@dalias @mkj @soatok not an N95, but once we were able to get real masks in spring 2020, I found out our diy masks fit on top of my fursuit head and had a similar theme.
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I am not sure what to make of the query from a correspondent in Eisenhorn, MN who wants to know if the Scottish Lochs can be opened with Florida Keys.
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ChloΓ© Raccoon mastodon (AP)
Have to be careful trying it, in case Wisconsin has the Bolt...

I ❀️ the Crypto & Privacy Village
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This happens every day.

Both my cat and I both prefer the big comfy office chair. If my cat gets to it first, I end up sitting on a tiny stool because I'm unwilling to disturb my cat.

However, my cat prefers my lap over the chair, so he inevitably jumps onto my lap.

Now, I can't stand and neither of us get the comfy chair, even though I would prefer it for comfort, and my cat would prefer to be in a higher spot on my lap.

In game theory, this is known as a Nash equilibrium, where no player benefits from changing things, resulting in everyone locked in place (even if there's a better overall strategy that benefits everyone).

#gametheory

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Thumper mastodon (AP)
lol. Also, kick him out of the big chair, you know what's better for both of you! :P
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Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
Pet cat andgently pick up out of the big chair. Sit in big chair, placing cat in lap. Pet cat more. Win-win! X3
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My friend @rinzy/@rinzy.art is 100% correct. Whether you prefer Fedi or BlueSky, neither of these platforms look attractive for artists to switch focus to if you're still interacting with them on Twitter.
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"Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes... Families are torn apart: men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find their parents have disappeared.”

- Anne Frank

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People who create desktop apps that steal mouse focus should be forced to wear a badge that says β€œPlease snatch anything I’m reading or looking at out of my hands, any time, anywhere”
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This battle was lost a long time ago. There is no going back to sane defaults. Data collection is now the primary goal of paid and free products. You don’t own anything, and you will be happy. Of course, you can still use privacy-enabled products at home, but those options are limited, and not all your apps will be available. https://bsky.app/profile/ahhmandah.bsky.social/post/3kzambh5yhk2z
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Phone is like:

"Hey! We notice you're not backing your stuff (photos and documents and stuff) up to Google Drive / Google Photos...."

And I'm like:

"Correct."

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Montgomery Gator mastodon (AP)
Verizon be like "I'm not asking"
Avon DeRussate mastodon (AP)

@MontgomeryGator

"Here..have cop on desktop" is where we're heading.


What?? It's the dragon's birthday?? :floofLurk:

Yeah.. I've finally got a 2 on the front. (I'm 20 now.)

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Never seen a sharktaur before?

Old art of a previous sona~

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Companies contract out small parts manufacturing, then big parts, then engineering and design, and only retain a "people and culture" organization that sits far from any factory, and before you know it you have two astronauts stranded in space and windows blowing our of planes because no one feels responsible for your overall product anymore.

IN-SOURCE YOUR ENGINEERING AND MANUFACTURING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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juliette 🌻 mastodon (AP)

Also, in-source your janitorial staff, in-source the people making food at the canteen, in-source your receptionist, in-source your IT support.

Every person working for a company should be working for that company.

You will have mid-term gains with outsourcing some functions, but in the long term, you will pay.

Stop listening to McKinsey telling you to outsource all that stuff. Their very business model relies on you outsourcing your brains. Ignore them.

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Content warning: 30 Second Music History:

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Pippin friendica

"Next up, as it's revealed that the new CEO of Starbucks will have a thousand-mile commute in a private plane, we ask: how carefully are you rinsing your coffee cups before you put them in recycling?"

I like this guy. @Matt Green


Introduction post :xenia_laptop:

I'm Yeen Queen, a leftist, genderfluid, finsexual, furry and music enjoyer among other things.

I'd love to make friends here, I welcome anyone stopping by to say hi, despite being of the bone crushing hyena family I won't crush yours. Maybe.

Music I like is usually different types of rock, I love the punk rock aesthetics a lot.

This is the second instance I try and while I liked the other one I feel like a furry focused one would make it easier for me to meet people :)

#introduction #furry

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Pippin friendica

When I got home today, after a couple of days at the old house, I parked the bike on the driveway and a couple of small fluffy persons came to say hello. Or, more precisely, one of them came to say hello, while the other one nearly did but then hid under a bush for ages, coming out only very briefly to tell the other one off and then go and hide again. I do like how they don't care that I'm in a full set of leathers, gloves, boots, with a blank black visor and no face, they just care if they get pettings. I do hope someday someone happens to walk past while this is happening and gets a surreptitious photo of a scary biker being affectionate to cats.

Also, I was busy yesterday and made four whole loaves of bread. Then I eated some.


:googlebird: Decoy misskey (AP)
that one time i inadvertently became a university professor
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Botch Frivarg mastodon (AP)

Swinging into Friday!

#FursuitFriday #Furry #Photography #Fursuit

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Bunny Mickley mastodon (AP)
Hi my name is Bunny, and I enjoy committing pre-processor crimes and using whatever I can get my paws on as a key/value store
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A sitcom about robots running a department store called Are You Being Servo-ed
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Paco Panda mastodon (AP)

Selomon found a tiny friend.
To the mouse, the skunk wasn't just a friend but a whole theme park of joy! Selomon’s fluffy tail becomes a liana, perfect for swinging.

Gift to Selomon from Hukley.

Digital. Procreate.
See the short time-lapse process video on the first comment of this submission on my Telegram channel: https://t.me/panda_paco
Or see the full time-lapse video on my Patreon, at supporting me for creating art, as well that you can see full resolutions, WIPs and finished works before anyone else: https://www.patreon.com/pandapaco

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sirlan <( rawrr ) sharkey (AP)
"characters belong to their respective owners" has the same vibe as "this product contains chemical compounds"
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Vee mastodon (AP)
This lady's name is Julia Price, and she shared the following incident:
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