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Denny mastodon (AP)
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A company will never be loyal to you.

Once worked at a Big Data analytics startup. Made a domain specific language for them to do very big batch jobs. It wasn't on traditional databases so couldn't just do queries.

Late one day at work, people came up, "Ed, you have that way to automate big jobs on data sets. We need you to do something."

They were processing records on people for a potential big client. The meeting to show what we could do was the next day. They had records on millions of people.

They needed help because they marked millions of people in their records as deceased.

So stayed late, ran them through how to use the language. Things were working, so left when it was after midnight.

Some time later was the first annual review, got a glowing review. That same day was then escorted by a manager to HR. Got fired.

Said literally just now got a glowing review. Asked what exactly was the reason for firing. HR person made something up about wasn't a culture fit.

So you can save a company's ass by bringing millions of people back from the dead, and they'll still toss you aside.

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we should treat being a cop as work history as bad as if you were a felon and we should treat felons with as much respect as cops have now and society would improve. source: i think it would be fun and cool
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Pippin friendica

I think I've asked here before but I'll ask again, does anyone know of a union that would be suitable for a self-employed internet service provider with no employees to join? Also, any idea what kind of help they would be able to provide to such a member?


Unions boost their members’ wages by 10-15%.

In fact, union contracts negotiated last year secured the highest average first-year wage increases since tracking began in 1988.

This is why we must continue the fight to build back union power.


I think that comes under the Communication Workers Union

https://www.cwu.org/owner-drivers-self-employed-your-rights/

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Pippin friendica
@Renby ΘΔ 🏳️‍⚧️ Hmm, I suppose it would, thanks. That page makes me think it's for self-employed people who drive a delivery van, though - I could well be wrong. I still have a hard time imagining a union could actually do anything useful for me, but I just don't feel I have any real way to tell. The site doesn't seem to say much. If I try the "join" form, you can't even get past the first page without giving personal data, so... that makes me disinclined to deal with them. I suppose I could just keysmash each field to get to see what else they ask. Okay, just done that, and they don't even have "self-employed" as an option on the "who do you work for" question. The only matching option is "sub-postmaster (self-employed)"! The whole thing gives off "not for me" vibes. I guess all I can do sometime is try to actually contact them and ask a person.
Pippin friendica
@twll :yikes: Thank you, interesting. Looks like they are for "professionals" rather than specificaly the self-employed but at least their joining form actually offers an option for self-employment right at the start. Worth a look — thanks.
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Anarcho-Hypnotist mastodon (AP)

Did you know that porn addiction isn't a thing?

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/women-who-stray/201808/science-stopped-believing-in-porn-addiction-you-should-too

"If the concept of pornography addiction were true, then porn-related problems would go up, regardless of morality, as porn use goes up. But the researchers didn’t find that. In fact, they cite numerous studies showing that even feeling like you struggle to control your porn use doesn’t actually predict more porn use. What that means is that the people who report great anguish over controlling their porn use aren’t actually using more porn; they just feel worse about it.

Having moral conflict over your porn use (PPMI) does turn out to be bad for you. But that's not because of the porn. Instead, higher levels of moral conflict over porn use predict higher levels of stress, anxiety, depression, and diminished sexual well-being, as well as religious and spiritual struggles. In one study by Perry and Whitehead, pornography use predicted depression over a period of six years, but only in men who disapproved of porn use. Continuing to use porn when you believe that it is bad is harmful. Believing that you are addicted to porn and telling yourself that you're unable to control your porn use hurts your well-being. It's not the porn, but the unresolved, unexamined moral conflict."

TL;DR: Porn addiction isn't a thing, and if you feel harmed by it, you can get help but you're not addicted to porn, you just have something else going on.

Enjoy being horny and enjoying yourself, just know that porn isn't inherently addictive like heroin.

EDIT: I don't know how to say that I'm using heroin as a *metaphor* for how *prudes and conservatives* use view both drugs and pornography. That they are both the same in their eyes, not mine. They don't rally around gambling being a vice as much as natural existence.

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What do you call a secret society that blocks IPv6?

IllumiNATi

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Meezer mastodon (AP)

A4 grey scale marker Commission of Assoluto the Ibizan hound. 🐕
I used white ink on the explosion debris

https://catscomics.com/a4-commission/

#furry #furryart #scifi #TraditionalArt #copicmarkers #MastoArt #art #creativetoots

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kaia akkoma (AP)
only way to regain sanity
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Avon DeRussate mastodon (AP)

"Oil giant Shell beats first-quarter profit estimates, launches $3.5 billion share buyback"

Were you cold last winter? I think I know of a couple of people who were. Just putting this out there. No bothers..

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/02/shell-q1-earnings-2024.html

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"The market will efficiently allocate resources where they're most needed!"

Meanwhile, the market: we're putting this "AI" thing that doesn't seem to work and everyone hates into everything you use including your mouse. We're sure this will make us rich somehow. Do you like this? [Yes / Ask me again later]

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I'm mad at computers too right now. Let's go punch something!

@KinkyTurtle

Let's teach computers how to feel pain so they can tell they're being punched.


Aatheus mastodon (AP)
Some cool Animusic style animation. "Full Circle" https://youtu.be/MtcDuqGMvGo
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Pippin friendica
It is kinda cool, but honestly I was more a fan of the Animusic ones where you could see an at least semi-plausible mechanism for how it was supposed to work. In this one (and in some of the Animusic ones) a lot of the devices are just a bit too "magic" to be interesting, to me.

Celebrating May the 1st
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Slimedrops mastodon (AP)

Watch, as the artist gradually loses his goddamn mind.
Sketches of many, many critter recent thoughts. This isn't even all of them.

#artslime

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TK Wolf mastodon (AP)
wow, I love all these critters!!!

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Bentley mastodon (AP)
Increasingly this will be the case. Heat up and/or flood the world etc and people start moving
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Bentley mastodon (AP)
Vermont advances bill requiring fossil fuel companies pay for damage caused by #climate change
#SueBigOil #Climate https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/vermont-ap-senate-phil-scott-democratic-b2521782.html
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Content warning: what

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Allan Friedman mastodon (AP)
I will never get tired “they tried rolling their own crypto, and the predictable bad things happened” stories. Right up there with videos of dogs skidding on hardwood floors.
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Content warning: Something I finally learned after way too many years of shame in my art

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Sabella mastodon (AP)

Content warning: Something I finally learned after way too many years of shame in my art

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Content warning: Something I finally learned after way too many years of shame in my art

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Paco Panda mastodon (AP)

More drawings done at Texas Furry Fiesta.
This one was during an art jam for Kaos.

Referenced directly of his plushie that may see a little part of it on this picture, I like his character a lot, he's so cool!

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Ricki Yasha Tarr mastodon (AP)
I've decided what I want to be when I grow up.
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Doug Madory mastodon (AP)

In today's blog post for @kentikinc, I team up with @jobsnijders of Fastly to review the latest RPKI ROV adoption metrics in light of a major milestone:

For the first time in the history of RPKI, the majority of IPv4 routes in the global routing table are now covered by ROAs. #BGP

https://www.kentik.com/blog/rpki-rov-deployment-reaches-major-milestone/

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Mira Mechtley mastodon (AP)

Normal thoughts like "it's a good thing I'm a millennial trans woman so I know how to configure nginx for a reverse proxy with ssl so my friends and I can play RPGs on my digital ocean droplet."

#pathfinder2e #unix #transJoy

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Sid mastodon (AP)
does being a gen Z trans woman who also has that skill set make me an honorary millennial? :blob_cat_giggle:
Mira Mechtley mastodon (AP)
@uhitssid unix enthralling trans girls from January 1, 1970 until eternity (or January 19 2038 for signed 32 bit girls)
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Pippin friendica

I could add that (at least some) gen X cis men are also capable of configuring nginx, but we're so tired all the time we never get round to it. 🙃 😝 🤗

Trans girls get stuff done. 💪


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NewsThump mastodon (AP)
AI tools pass new intelligence milestone after researchers fail to find a single AI that would vote for Reform UK https://newsthump.com/2024/05/01/ai-tools-pass-new-intelligence-milestone-after-researchers-fail-to-find-a-single-ai-that-would-vote-for-reform-uk/
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we are not the same . you use capital letters because of grammar and not for the purposes of Autistic Emphasis
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animal crossing lets young queers indulge in the fantasy of owning a house and having neighbours that don’t want them dead
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April King mastodon (AP)
TIL of the bad.horse traceroute
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omfg that still works!?

Mirjam Kühne mastodon (AP)
The RIPE DNS Resolver Best Common Practice Task Force finished its work and published a set of recommendations and best current practices for operators of DNS resolvers: https://www.ripe.net/publications/docs/ripe-823/
A big thanks to all the task force members!
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Nothing warms my heart more than another website picking up the idea "Detect Missing Ad-blocker" of https://stefanbohacek.com/project/detect-missing-adblocker-wordpress-plugin/ (after seeing it on mine in action).

#adblock

It's made for WordPress but the idea is so dead simple that it can be integrated in almost anything with some work (if nobody else did that work already :D)

Edith says: This is blowing up. I have no Soundcloud (:P) but @stefan has a Support My Work page at https://stefanbohacek.com/support-my-work/ suggesting organizations to donate to 🫡

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Dairishgoat mastodon (AP)

Snow birds!

An impromptu corvid photoshoot in the snow during Midwest FurFest 2016.
They were all cosy and snug in their fursuits, meanwhile I was freezing my giblets off.

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Kootenay mastodon (AP)
I wasn't as “cosy and snug" as you might think. There is very little to the soles of Kootenay mk.I so the freezing cold of the ground went _right through_. :P
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Pippin friendica
@Kootenay @Dairishgoat I've been rather cold in Kelsey when the wind has ripped straight through his fur, so I can well imagine.
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4turrets_nodefects mastodon (AP)
I can't hear mayday without thinking of this bit anymore... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6PqhInXXts

Tim Krief mastodon (AP)
Okay this post made like 7k likes on twitter so I'm sharing it here too 😅
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Wil James🍻 mastodon (AP)

Signs you live in 2024

1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

3. You call your son's phone to let him know it's time to eat, he emails you back from his bedroom.

4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout cookies via her website.

5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbour yet this year.

6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.

7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

9. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the screen.

10. You buy a computer and 4-months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid for it.

11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 10-40 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning around to go get it.

12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and takes planning.

13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.

14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.

17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored post-it notes.

18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.

20. You disconnect from the Internet and get thi! s awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

21. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

22. You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on your way back to bed.

23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. [:)]

24. You're reading this.

25. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else!!! Yep...

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Shadow mastodon (AP)

Basking in the sun ready for rubs #TummyTuesday

📸 - @retrievershaun & @coltofox

#fursuit #furry

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EVHaste mastodon (AP)

It must be wild to be a student right now.

School shootings? You’re on your own. Thoughts and prayers.

Peaceful protest? That’s going too far. Send in the riot gear.

That America feels empowered to intervene in one but not the other tells you everything you need to know.

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EVHaste mastodon (AP)

Never forget how differently police carry themselves when the person on the other end cannot harm them.

The cops are excited to LARP with their military-grade toys, until the other side is armed. Then they’re gonna cower outside the classroom because they might get a boo-boo.

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