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I stare into the Abyss, and I know it stares back at me. Slowly, hesitantly, I reach out, and the Abyss reaches out to me.

It pets me.

It is neither warm nor cold, both firm and soft, and very, very comforting.

"Thank you," I say.

Faintly, I hear: "You'd do the same for me."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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That's lovely! Is it okay if I boost it?
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Joe Groove mastodon (AP)
of course, boosts are greatly appreciated. Thank you ^^

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I don’t know how many people will see this, but you all seemed to be a fan of Foster Dad, so I was thinking…

What if he had an occasional video series where he talked to viewers and answered audience questions, offered life advice/wisdom and general dad-wolf thoughts?

Would anyone be excited for that?

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Leina mastodon (AP)
I'd certainly tune in. If your posts are anything to go by he has a lot of wisdom to share. :)
Nidonemo mastodon (AP)
Please do this.

Jayne mastodon (AP)

Is AI exhausting your power grid?

Have you tried turning it off and not back on again?

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Pippin friendica
Time to go and stand in front of the aircon for a while. (Wish there was an indoor unit installed in a room where I actually spend most of my day…!)
Pippin friendica
Amazingly enough, even with the aircon running and all my computer and network stuff going, and parents watching Tivo stuff, we're still exporting a few watts to the grid. Solar panels ftw. Our hot water cylinder is at max temperature too, thanks to the little controller that pushes our excess generation through the immersion heater.
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An okapi-taur! Yesterday's cooldown.
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Gabe Ortíz mastodon (AP)

Excuse me while I go ugly-cry: “Gilead’s experimental twice-yearly medicine to prevent HIV was 100% effective in a late-stage trial, the company said Thursday.”

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/20/gilead-prep-lenacapavir-succeeds-in-phase-3-trial.html

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ya boi tim mastodon (AP)

ME: Hello computer! Please show me what I was doing recently

COMPUTER IN THE 1980's: l cease to exist when I am powered off. Please start whatever you were doing from scratch

COMPUTER IN THE 2000's: Yep here you go champ

COMPUTER IN THE 2020's: I stored 10,000 identical copies of what you were doing in 500 different global datacentres at a carbon footprint equivalent to leaving a semi-trailer idling 24/7 and also sent a copy to the FBI just to be safe. Let me know which one you want and I'll do my best to figure it out. By the way here are 10 things which are similar to what you were doing and 9 of them are ads. Do you like this? Please select "I love this very much" or "I'll be in love with this later" to continue

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Dr Alice Violett mastodon (AP)
When someone calls/Teamses me without any/sufficient warning, especially in the morning.
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wicker man advocate mastodon (AP)
Everyone should work for a deranged old money millionaire at some point in their life. I briefly worked for someone who paid me to come out every day and pull the dead leaves off her rose bushes so she didn't have to see them. It really demystifies them, you can't tell yourself they're only at that point with money because they're doing something right because they are so unhinged that it's breathtaking
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A special reunion between brothers after 75 years (by u/Rave4life79)
(AI Alt-Text)
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Saagar Jha pleroma (AP)
Finally got around to reading about Private Cloud Compute and let’s just say I’m not super impressed
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Jindall 🦁 mastodon (AP)
Got this amazing art done by the amazing https://twitter.com/LennoxSipher over on birdsite. Please check out their art and commission them! They were fantastic with communications, timeline, etc.
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There's no better time for a DYNAMIC ACTION POSE than #FursuitFriday!
...but apparently there's also no better time to be an absolute gremlin and sneak into shot to give your partner bunny ears...

💛 @azakir
🪡 @selkiesuits
📷 Nitro G Beans
🌍 Confuzzled 2024

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Azakir mastodon (AP)
I don't apologise, you like bunnies! 💛
This is true, they are pretty cute.... X3

Peter Mount mastodon (AP)

I like finding errors in articles.

e.g. this article from BBC Weather: https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/articles/c0jj4pd0pg5o

"The solstice always occurs between 20 and 22 June, and during a leap year (such as 2024) it always falls on 20 June."

This isn't exactly true.

It is true for leap years since 2008 as that was 20th 23:08 GMT, however it ends after 2096 as 2100 is not a leap year & the cycle resets.

The 19th century only had 1892 & 1896 and no year in the 20th century fell on June 20th

#solstice 1/2

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Peter Mount mastodon (AP)

Although the quote mentioned Leap years, the two years in the 19th century also happened to be leap years.

However, as the 21st century progresses, other years will start falling on the 20th.

The reason why is down to the year 2000 being a leap year, so it's shifted the times back an extra day.

1800, 1900 and 2100 are NOT leap years, hence they start later.

I used https://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/seasons.html as a reference for the times, converting to GMT as needed.

2/2

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Neotheta mastodon (AP)

Sunset at Savanna ☀️ Commission for FelidOfTheField

#furryart

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Martin from Toronto mastodon (AP)
So BBC released an online version of the Hitch Hickers guide to the Galaxy text adventure game. enhanced 30th anniversary edition. And guess what folks, it's fully screen reader friendly, Enjoy! https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/1g84m0sXpnNCv84GpN2PLZG/the-game-30th-anniversary-edition
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Roswell :mycomputer: mastodon (AP)

The question of mass surveillance shouldn't be about the fact you're being watched - if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear, right? The question of mass surveillance should be what the watchers are going to do with the information they've gathered from you. Sale? Blackmail? Law enforcement? But wait, who makes the laws? Surely no laws would be designed to hurt, marginalize, or outright oppress, right?

Wrong.

Surveillance is control.

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Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)

Am sneaky chee! :3 #FursuitFriday

Photo by Roofur

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Shadow Cheetah mastodon (AP)
Chee? What chee? I didn't see anything!
LiquidParasyte mastodon (AP)
watch out! Wild cats are often lurking in the bushes :neocat_peek_owo:

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Dave Anderson mastodon (AP)

I enjoy that explaining why the pigeonhole principle has that name needs two levels of indirection.

It's because it references a physical proof where you put sheets of paper in an array of small boxes that office desks used to have, which were called pigeonholes.

The boxes were called pigeonholes because they look a bit like the nesting boxes of pigeon coops.

Will future generations have more layers? "paper was an old kind of information storage", "offices were a separate place for work", ...

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Kianga mastodon (AP)

Crazy temperatures? Don't worry, the weekend is almost here.

(Seriously though, please stay safe and hydrated!)

📷 @keeya

#Fursuit #FursuitFriday

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Fantastic Mr Flint mastodon (AP)
AnthroCon very soon! Very, very excited for my first AC experience, mayhaps I'll see some of you there! #FursuitFriday
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Codex Gator mastodon (AP)
I'll be there :D
Fantastic Mr Flint mastodon (AP)
@codex Heck yea! Hope to see you!!

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Cendyne mastodon (AP)

My concern is growing over repeated and regular observations of technical illiteracy in generation Z and younger.

Schools aren't teaching what a file system is. Or how to think about organizing information. It's like the concept of a library was omitted from their entire awareness. Why go to a place with books when a Google search away gives the answer?

Without the tools to organize thought into reference-able ways, and how to search existing information and recognizing whether it is important, how will they invent? How will they solve critical problems?

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Avon DeRussate mastodon (AP)
They are not being taught to understand technology. They are being taught to use a product.
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Matt Sqwrl mastodon (AP)
@avon_deer Boy are those companies going to have to pay a lot for people who can actually make the product.
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Ikani mastodon (AP)
The correct answer is: Stop using Adobe products. But also give 'em hell. https://meow.social/@inkblitz/112651887607890598
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Whyrl mastodon (AP)
The people who created systemd are [expletive redacted] idiots.
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Wildfox mastodon (AP)
#ThrowbackThursday to proof that you can hug a dinosaur! 🦖 Featuring Axikor and @FibreKitty
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Yag Fox mastodon (AP)
Working through #confuzzled #fursuit #laser #selfies. We could offer photos at #emfcamp ? We did successfully do them at #limehousepartyutility
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Aaron gotosocial (AP)

It is 2038: Year of the Linux Desktop.

The Grub project has been abandoned after the maintainers disappeared. This isn't a problem for most users because systemd now contains it's own bootloader.

Linux has deprecated process ID numbers because everything is now in PID 1. PostgreSQL begrudgeingly drops support for Linux after the removal of POSIX semaphores. Developers say systemd-dbms-postgrescompat should be enough despite the fact it lacks core features like prepared statements.

Perl and Shell scripts have ceased to function, users were encouraged to move to the Python-compatible systemd internal interpreter years ago.

Linux no longer supports AMD GPUs because no one has written a suitable device driver to enable systemd to recognize them.

Microsoft announces an end-of-life date for Windows. The future OS for their users will be a Microsoft Enhanced Linux distribution, enabled by the fact systemd has a fully backwards compatible WIN32 API now.

All modern Linux computers abruptly crash without warning at the same time on January 19th. Because the systemd registry that replaced /etc is fully WIN32 compatible, dates were still stored in 32 bit integers. Lennart Poettering insists users are simply doing things incorrectly and need to read the documentation.

The project to remove "unix philosophy" from Linux is now complete. Linux is now Windows.

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Yag Fox mastodon (AP)
Loved the "Wizard of OS" in all it's #bluescreenofdeath glory! #emfcamp #emfcamp2024 #arcade
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MarkP mastodon (AP)
I missed this, looks great!

Anthropy mastodon (AP)
TIL: the Trackpoint patent for that little nub pointer device on Thinkpads (and some other enterprise laptops), actually expired at the end of 2017, and people can now freely implement it without consequences https://patents.google.com/patent/US6115030
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Unseen Japan mastodon (AP)

“An Oreo cream you can use in the style of kintsugi [Japanese pottery repair] for those sad times when you open a pack of Oreos and find them broken.”

#japan #unseenjapan

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Juggling With Eggs mastodon (AP)

“This is a huge win in the fight for a livable climate,” said Tessa Khan, a climate lawyer and executive director at Uplift, one of the groups challenging Rosebank. “Government can no longer keep repeating that the emissions from burning oil reserves don’t count.”

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/jun/20/landmark-supreme-court-ruling-throws-doubt-on-new-uk-fossil-fuel-projects

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Oh to be a mudwing under a waterfall... so refreshing!!

Illustration for Slate :drgn_mlem:

#wof #wingsoffire #mudwing #wofmudwing #dragon #dragonart #MastoArt #illustration #digitalart

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Capitalism = Enshittification = Crapitalism
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