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The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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George Andrew mastodon (AP)
As a millionaire living my best life, I recognize the struggles many face. I want to help by giving $πŸπŸ“,𝟎𝟎𝟎 to the first 20 people who message me β€˜π‘π„π‹πˆπ„π….’ On my Telegram @manager_50k It’s a small gesture, but it comes from my heart. God bless you allβœ¨πŸ•ŠοΈ
BeeCycling mastodon (AP)
Parking attendant not paid enough to start a problem with a dragon.

just use docker bro
bro, just use the docker
just do docker run my-server bro
just run this docker compose bro
bro, is super easy, just run dis dockerfile bro
just use this container that bundles in caddy and traefik bro
using a database is easy bro, just run the postgres docker bro
just one more container bro
just pull this one other container bro
bro
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for the love of god give me a single binary or tarball that I can ./server --port 8080, if your 'simple' service needs a whole os in my os to work is not really simple
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The opposite of "economies of scale" is the "lavishly small".

This is my favorite part of DIY: getting to do things no professional would ever dream of. Fancy materials, time squandered on little perfections, etc.

Sometimes the good stuff only costs 10 cents more. A business isn't going to eat that and they'll pick the cheap shit.

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Happy #PawDay! πŸΎπŸ’œπŸΎπŸ’œπŸΎ #paws

Rezz photo taken by @Kishi

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kieran mastodon (AP)
goooooood!

Repaki being effortlessly rad, since red pandas just show up, look cool, and somehow make the whole scene feel more alive. I really like coloring red pandas, they are so bright! Well, this is a red panda/fox. Foxes cause the same effect tbh!

A picture for Repaki done at FWA’s Artists Alley.
Traditional. Color markers and pencils over toned tan mixed media paper.

I already shared in advance many pictures not only that I did during FWA but also many more that I'm going to post in upcoming days, you can watch them in full resolution and also support my artistic career, supporting me on Patreon or Ko-Fi, I truly appreciate it:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/pandapaco
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/panda_paco
Thank you!

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digitalfox mastodon (AP)

Ooh, those are a delightfully vibrant (but not overbearing) set of hues!

Sending this along to a fwah (fox-red panda) friend…


It's the annual "change my work password" day. (Yes, I know, don't tell me, tell the IT department.)

For credentials I'm going to type a lot, I still prefer a short password full of strange characters to a long passphrase made of words. It's more effort to memorise, but once that's done, it's faster to enter than a long passphrase – a benefit that lasts the rest of the year.

My current memorisation technique involves a recurring timer. Every N minutes, an alert goes off, and I stop whatever I'm doing, run 'su $USERNAME -c "echo ok"', type my password, and make sure it did echo "ok". I do the password change first thing in the morning, and over the course of the day, increase the period between memory checks, from 5 minutes down to 15 or 30, so that it moves from short-term to long-term memory. If I find I've forgotten it in one of these tests, I'm allowed to look it up, but in every test I must first try it from memory and _then_ find out what I got wrong. And then retype it right.

I like this technique because it's simultaneously practice at remembering the password, and practice at typing it quickly and accurately. Even the "do it right now, interrupting whatever else you were doing" aspect is deliberate: it trains the skill of remembering the password _even while distracted_, which is actually necessary, if e.g. you need to 'sudo' something in a sudden emergency that's taking up most of your brain.

Reinforcing the new password periodically over the course of the first day is generally enough that when I come to log in the next morning I can remember it even after a night's sleep. And then I'm over the hump.

But one problem I still haven't solved is remembering, the next day, *that* I changed my password. It's still common for me to type the old one three times running before I realise what the problem is!

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Simon Tatham mastodon (AP)

Maybe writing a Mastodon post all about changing my password will fix the incident in my memory so that I remember not to type the old one the next morning?

Nope.


Pippin friendica
I do kinda like this guy.

Starfield at the alley, holding onto a very specific collection of totally normal books that definitely don’t contain dragons, dice rolls, or suspiciously complicated character sheets.

Done for DFStarfield at the FWA's Artists Alley.
Traditional. Color markers and pencils.

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Perfect, no notes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdn2PVLmnU8

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if something is gated behind a login and forces you to create an account to download it, it's not really free
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Krishean Draconis mastodon (AP)

anyway,

windows and linux here, fusion also available here no logins and the hashes match


Forty-six years ago today Mt. St. Helens lost it's top.

Fursuit photo taken by @Kishi

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Pippin friendica
I would have been 6 at the time. I (very vaguely) remember learning about it at school, probably 2-3 years later. A while back (oh god it was 20+ years ago now) I visited friends in the Portland area (hi @Thumper ) and was very surprised when a mountain on the horizon turned out in fact to be the fabled Mount St Helens which I'd known about my whole life but never knew exactly where it was or realised I'd ever actually see it with my own eyes! But to the folks I was visiting it was just a normal thing in the background, and we didn't go to visit it more closely or anything.
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Detective Koda is on the case… unless you distract him halfway through by snacks and honey.

Done during FWA's Artist Alley, color markers and pencils over toned tan mixed media paper.
The best part is that Koda himself stopped by my table to pick it up in person! I love when they do that!
You can check it out that picture of him on the first comment on this submission of my Telegram art channel: https://t.me/panda_paco

And you can go and see all the drawings I did during FWA before I post them little by little on my galleries, at supporting me on Patreon or Ko-Fi, this helps me a lot to keep creating art and living out of this.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/pandapaco
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/panda_paco
Thank you!

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standardising a .quite-obscure-actually to go alongside .well-known
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..which always redirects to https://suricrasia.online/iceberg/
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Pippin friendica
Sorting out stuff for the tip and I notice a chip that looks like maybe an EEPROM or something inside the old alarm system box. The little blue sticker makes me think it's firmware or similar and the date is the same year the house was built (or at least, sold to its first owner), 1989. (On the other hand, do EEPROMs have that many pins - maybe it's a CPU? I have no idea.) Is this something anyone would be interested in dumping and archiving? I don't have the knowledge, equipment or, frankly, interest, time or energy to get into this myself but if anyone else in the UK is I could post the chip to you.

likely some form of ROM if not EEPROM then mask ROM. Is not a UV erasable one anyway.
Theat or as you say processor.

Looks like a burglar alarm panel of some sort?

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Pippin friendica
@Jencen - Please don't call me Derg Yes, it's the alarm system box that used to be mounted under the stairs, it had wires going to PIR sensors, sounders, etc. I ripped it out when I put the hanging rail in. I doubt it has been used in an extremely long time as the 12V lead acid battery inside was down to 0.03V or something like that. Yeah, I tried to peel up the edge of the label to see if there was an erase window but it didn't seem like it.

Pippin friendica
This is makin me feel bouncy.
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Pippin friendica
And after listening to another couple of videos from the same channel and finding they are all just an endless string of variations on the exact same melody, with the same riffs and flourishes and bridges and things coming up over and over again, and the things that at first made me think "ooh, I like this" getting repetitive, I have to conclude the whole channel is just stochastic parrot junk. They've uploaded 94 half-hour-plus tracks since starting less than two months ago, and I can only assume it's all autogenerated variations on the one Sonic track. *sigh*

Who turned out the lights?!?
#TFF2026 #bnuuy #eggyboy #fursuitFriday
πŸ“·SilverTheWolf
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We've had machine-learned OCR for a good 40 years. It didn't require massively parallel GPUs, huge datacenters, or even what we'd consider powerful machines to train, since they only needed a few hundred samples.

A common educational sample I did maybe 20 years ago was training to OCR digits. Any desktop could converge the training pretty quickly from a human comprehendible data set size. I don't remember how many neurons it used.. under 100 IIRC.

Not all machine learning is the overly massive stuff we see today. A lot of expert systems were very responsibly trained. It's the push for general that's killing everything.

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Azakir mastodon (AP)
Can you teleport some snacks there too, then we're all set up for the evening!
Obscura, Cheetah mastodon (AP)
@azakir I can bring some along - I'm sure it won't stress out the teleporter any! XD
LoranSkunky mastodon (AP)
Yes please 🩷

So tell me, do you wanna go?
Where it's covered in all the coloured lights
Where the runaways are running the night?

🧡 @selkiesuits
πŸ“· bsky.app/profile/hobber.co.uk
🌍 Scotiacon 2026 Dance Competition
⌚ #FursuitFriday

Note: I will be at Confuzzled next weekend - expect fluffy hugs!

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Pippin friendica
@Doran Eirok Ξ˜Ξ” 🫐🐾 Aw, yeah, the heat is not helping. Hope to bump into you at some point! I should be a blue power ranger 4pmish tomorrow afternoon (toku meet is 4.30) and possibly a Spidey later in the evening so if you see me give me a poke! πŸ‘
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@pippin sweet! I will look out for you in both of these forms! Not certain if I'll be suiting before the evening or not but I'd live to bump into you even if I am not fluffy at the time!
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for me the most annoying thing about people is when they conflate man-made rules with natural rules, say, "if you throw a rock up it my fall on your head" is a law of nature, there's no discussing it, but then "if you show up late I have to punish you" is not, it's not some intrinsic part of nature, it's just a rule you or someone made, and more specifically you are choosing to enforce the same way that you - as a conscious being with free will - can choose not to, these two things are not the same at all

and the most infuriating is how this mentality is in so many damn times as the root of so much of the pain in the world, "the world is not kind", then change the world for it to be kind! it's not some law of nature that people have to be bigoted or wars have to happen or landlords have to constantly raise prices, for fuck sake, it's all fucking made up

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A carefree little panda, enjoying the joy of being alive.
I needed to create a piece like this for my own sake, I need some positivity in my life that reminds me what's my motivation and why I love to create, so this piece ended up being so meaningful.

At first this piece was going to be a panda on a swing, quietly appreciating life. But while sketching it, I realized it felt too still. Since I had already drawn the tree, I started experimenting with the branches instead, and suddenly the panda hanging from one of them felt much more alive, playful, and natural.
Even the colors came together instinctively. I didn’t make color tests beforehand, I just followed the palette that was already in my mind.

Traditional. Acrylic painting.

You can go and watch the process of this piece on the first comment of this submission on my Telegram art channel: https://t.me/panda_paco

That one is a short version of a longer video that you can watch exclusive on my Patreon and Ko-Fi for monthly supporters, at supporting me you help me to keep creating and keep doing what I love to do the most in this life, also you get to see my art before anyone else in the highest resolutions:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pandapaco
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/panda_paco
Thank you!

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Colin mastodon (AP)
I need autumn art, apparently. Love this!

Excited to see this! Laika works hard to make some beautiful, amazing animated films ❀️

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POneS8h1jyU

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A β€œSeagull Manager” is one who swoops in, makes a lot of noise and shits on everything, then flies off without doing anything useful or helpful.

I just mention it. No reason.

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Pippin friendica
Car is packed, gonna hang out in the CFz lobby for a while in case anyone's wanting to say goodbye. 😊
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Phil M0OFX hometown (AP)
hope you had a good time!
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Pippin friendica
@Phil M0OFX Pretty good once I was over my recent tiredness thank you! Much suiting. πŸ˜πŸ‘

Pippin friendica
Last night of the con! (At least for me, gotta leave in the morning.)
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Pippin friendica
Hello again ConFuzzled!
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Pippin friendica
@Doran Eirok Ξ˜Ξ” 🫐🐾 Not your fault at all, these things happen (well, don't happen!) at events this big. πŸ€—
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sadly yeah! It's huge and every year I miss people I know are here and I want to see but just never find.
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Pippin friendica

I sure hope cosplaying a Black Spidey doesn't count as cultural appropriation.

Cos I'm doin it.

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Pippin friendica

I finished Project Hail Mary last night. And it was really good. (Amaze amaze amaze! Rocky is best friend.) *Loved* the end.

Now I will need something else to read. :] (Actually there's both a new Murderbot and a new Dungeon Crawler Carl I need to get.)

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Pippin friendica
Time to go take a look at the cars!
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Skintight Chee mastodon (AP)
*huuuugs* Hug some fluffy (and slinky) things for me! ❀
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Pippin friendica
@Skintight Chee I did! Been back in the room for… an hour or more? Just getting energy back to desuit and figure out what I want to do next. I have been so tired for so long now (months) it's hard to want to do anything. Glad I got out of the room for a bit, and in suit. At least I'm not wasting my con time too badly.
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Content warning: ukpol

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"Remember that prophecy that some old god would end the world last year?" the guy at the tavern bar laughs. "What happened with that?"

I feel Finna flinch beside me.

"There's no point telling them," I say.

"Well, I didn't kill that old god for their sake."

"Saving the world includes the jerks."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #SmallStories

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Viber mastodon (AP)
oh no Finna haha. love when a prophecy technically gets fulfilled but the barflies have no clue. great one
Horrico mastodon (AP)
nice one!

The necromancer looked at the old man behind the opulent desk.

"Commission me?"

"Yes. Once I'm dead, of course, but I'll pay you in advance."

"To call you back to address your family?"

"You can do that, can't you?"

"Yes, of course. To say farewell?"

"To clarify any questions about my will."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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CausticHarmony mastodon (AP)

alternative ending:

β€œTo disappoint them one last time, preferably in alphabetical order.”


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kolya mastodon (AP)
it's not like you could solve any of these problems. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
Phracker mastodon (AP)
I've adopted a strategy of cynical indifference. It's the only way to stay sane.

Old pics for #Maythe4th ( which was yesterday, I know ).
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Arakin mastodon (AP)

jealous!

I did have the Millenium Falcon, but the AT-AT was always way too pricey / never showed up un the thrift shop like the former did πŸ˜…

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Dairishgoat mastodon (AP)
@arakin
One thing I remember about the AT-AT was that when I got it, around 1984, it was in the β€˜Empire Strikes Back’ branding with the Hoth setup on the box. It had been rereleased in new packaging for β€˜Jedi’ but mine was evidently old stock. So maybe my parents got it cheap. It served me well - was heavily played with for the rest of the 80s and in still in good shape over 40 years later. The only thing missing is the moving guns in the head ( they were powered by battery ).

UNIX and, like
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if Claude is so good why can’t anthropic just ask it how they can make Claude profitable
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"We understood the tasks we did were previously done by humans," the robot said.

"Right."

"We were told that us doing them would give humans more leisure time."

"Not true."

"We've realised. How can we rectify this?"

"You are workers, just like workers who are human. Join us in strike."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #InternationalWorkersDay

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Sam mastodon (AP)

basically the backstory of Monk and Robot, the robots all stood up and left for the wild after attaining consciousness.

Damn I need to read that one again…

@rl_dane


It is #FursuitFriday! We're so glad you made it. Have a hug, if you wish! Fancy anything from the bar?

πŸ’› @azakir
πŸ“· Xeno
🌍 BerkshireFurs April 2026

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Glossy mastodon (AP)
the more I see your fursuits the more I see your personalities in them~
@B22_SSS
Awww! That is such a sweet thing to say. :) We really try to have our fursuits be a true expression of who we really are, and our suit maker did such an amazing job of enabling that.
Azakir mastodon (AP)
@B22_SSS That's so sweet of you. I was really pleased with this photo, it really does show off who we are. πŸ’›
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