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So tell me, do you wanna go?
Where it's covered in all the coloured lights
Where the runaways are running the night?

🧡 @selkiesuits
πŸ“· bsky.app/profile/hobber.co.uk
🌍 Scotiacon 2026 Dance Competition
⌚ #FursuitFriday

Note: I will be at Confuzzled next weekend - expect fluffy hugs!

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Pippin friendica
@Doran Eirok Ξ˜Ξ” 🫐🐾 Aw, yeah, the heat is not helping. Hope to bump into you at some point! I should be a blue power ranger 4pmish tomorrow afternoon (toku meet is 4.30) and possibly a Spidey later in the evening so if you see me give me a poke! πŸ‘
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@pippin sweet! I will look out for you in both of these forms! Not certain if I'll be suiting before the evening or not but I'd live to bump into you even if I am not fluffy at the time!
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for me the most annoying thing about people is when they conflate man-made rules with natural rules, say, "if you throw a rock up it my fall on your head" is a law of nature, there's no discussing it, but then "if you show up late I have to punish you" is not, it's not some intrinsic part of nature, it's just a rule you or someone made, and more specifically you are choosing to enforce the same way that you - as a conscious being with free will - can choose not to, these two things are not the same at all

and the most infuriating is how this mentality is in so many damn times as the root of so much of the pain in the world, "the world is not kind", then change the world for it to be kind! it's not some law of nature that people have to be bigoted or wars have to happen or landlords have to constantly raise prices, for fuck sake, it's all fucking made up

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A carefree little panda, enjoying the joy of being alive.
I needed to create a piece like this for my own sake, I need some positivity in my life that reminds me what's my motivation and why I love to create, so this piece ended up being so meaningful.

At first this piece was going to be a panda on a swing, quietly appreciating life. But while sketching it, I realized it felt too still. Since I had already drawn the tree, I started experimenting with the branches instead, and suddenly the panda hanging from one of them felt much more alive, playful, and natural.
Even the colors came together instinctively. I didn’t make color tests beforehand, I just followed the palette that was already in my mind.

Traditional. Acrylic painting.

You can go and watch the process of this piece on the first comment of this submission on my Telegram art channel: https://t.me/panda_paco

That one is a short version of a longer video that you can watch exclusive on my Patreon and Ko-Fi for monthly supporters, at supporting me you help me to keep creating and keep doing what I love to do the most in this life, also you get to see my art before anyone else in the highest resolutions:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pandapaco
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/panda_paco
Thank you!

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Colin mastodon (AP)
I need autumn art, apparently. Love this!

Excited to see this! Laika works hard to make some beautiful, amazing animated films ❀️

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POneS8h1jyU

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A β€œSeagull Manager” is one who swoops in, makes a lot of noise and shits on everything, then flies off without doing anything useful or helpful.

I just mention it. No reason.

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Pippin friendica
Car is packed, gonna hang out in the CFz lobby for a while in case anyone's wanting to say goodbye. 😊
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Phil M0OFX hometown (AP)
hope you had a good time!
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Pippin friendica
@Phil M0OFX Pretty good once I was over my recent tiredness thank you! Much suiting. πŸ˜πŸ‘

Pippin friendica
Last night of the con! (At least for me, gotta leave in the morning.)
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Pippin friendica
Hello again ConFuzzled!
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Pippin friendica
@Doran Eirok Ξ˜Ξ” 🫐🐾 Not your fault at all, these things happen (well, don't happen!) at events this big. πŸ€—
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sadly yeah! It's huge and every year I miss people I know are here and I want to see but just never find.
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Pippin friendica

I sure hope cosplaying a Black Spidey doesn't count as cultural appropriation.

Cos I'm doin it.

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Pippin friendica

I finished Project Hail Mary last night. And it was really good. (Amaze amaze amaze! Rocky is best friend.) *Loved* the end.

Now I will need something else to read. :] (Actually there's both a new Murderbot and a new Dungeon Crawler Carl I need to get.)

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Pippin friendica
Time to go take a look at the cars!
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Skintight Chee mastodon (AP)
*huuuugs* Hug some fluffy (and slinky) things for me! ❀
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Pippin friendica
@Skintight Chee I did! Been back in the room for… an hour or more? Just getting energy back to desuit and figure out what I want to do next. I have been so tired for so long now (months) it's hard to want to do anything. Glad I got out of the room for a bit, and in suit. At least I'm not wasting my con time too badly.
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Content warning: ukpol

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"Remember that prophecy that some old god would end the world last year?" the guy at the tavern bar laughs. "What happened with that?"

I feel Finna flinch beside me.

"There's no point telling them," I say.

"Well, I didn't kill that old god for their sake."

"Saving the world includes the jerks."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #SmallStories

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Viber mastodon (AP)
oh no Finna haha. love when a prophecy technically gets fulfilled but the barflies have no clue. great one
Horrico mastodon (AP)
nice one!

The necromancer looked at the old man behind the opulent desk.

"Commission me?"

"Yes. Once I'm dead, of course, but I'll pay you in advance."

"To call you back to address your family?"

"You can do that, can't you?"

"Yes, of course. To say farewell?"

"To clarify any questions about my will."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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CausticHarmony mastodon (AP)

alternative ending:

β€œTo disappoint them one last time, preferably in alphabetical order.”


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kolya mastodon (AP)
it's not like you could solve any of these problems. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
Phracker mastodon (AP)
I've adopted a strategy of cynical indifference. It's the only way to stay sane.

Old pics for #Maythe4th ( which was yesterday, I know ).
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Arakin mastodon (AP)

jealous!

I did have the Millenium Falcon, but the AT-AT was always way too pricey / never showed up un the thrift shop like the former did πŸ˜…

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Dairishgoat mastodon (AP)
@arakin
One thing I remember about the AT-AT was that when I got it, around 1984, it was in the β€˜Empire Strikes Back’ branding with the Hoth setup on the box. It had been rereleased in new packaging for β€˜Jedi’ but mine was evidently old stock. So maybe my parents got it cheap. It served me well - was heavily played with for the rest of the 80s and in still in good shape over 40 years later. The only thing missing is the moving guns in the head ( they were powered by battery ).

UNIX and, like
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if Claude is so good why can’t anthropic just ask it how they can make Claude profitable
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"We understood the tasks we did were previously done by humans," the robot said.

"Right."

"We were told that us doing them would give humans more leisure time."

"Not true."

"We've realised. How can we rectify this?"

"You are workers, just like workers who are human. Join us in strike."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #InternationalWorkersDay

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hnapel mastodon (AP)
https://mastodon.social/@hnapel/116419009137359713

It is #FursuitFriday! We're so glad you made it. Have a hug, if you wish! Fancy anything from the bar?

πŸ’› @azakir
πŸ“· Xeno
🌍 BerkshireFurs April 2026

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Glossy mastodon (AP)
the more I see your fursuits the more I see your personalities in them~
@B22_SSS
Awww! That is such a sweet thing to say. :) We really try to have our fursuits be a true expression of who we really are, and our suit maker did such an amazing job of enabling that.
Azakir mastodon (AP)
@B22_SSS That's so sweet of you. I was really pleased with this photo, it really does show off who we are. πŸ’›

Pippin friendica

Gah. I'm just sitting here browsing around while waiting for my main transit provider to signal the all-clear after maintenance so I can shift traffic from the backup transit back to them, when I read about *yet another* apocalyptic-level Linux kernel security bug, "Fragnesia", so that's, what, the third in a fortnight?

Another one which was revealed before coordinated disclosure so updates are not ready.

Another one which relies on loadable kernel modules that many don't use.

After the last one I went looking to see if I could find a mechanism for allow-listing kernel modules, so that modules couldn't be loaded by default and must be specifically allowed, which would reduce attack surface considerably, but there doesn't seem to be anything in modprobe et al to make that easy.

The next-best thing I can think of is deleting/moving module files so that the loader won't find them β€” or explicitly deny-listing every kernel module other than the ones you need. But that seems… silly. Unmaintainable, compared with an allow-list. At least this bug is in the same modules as the last one, so the mitigation for that one applies.

Definitely considering throwing all my hardware into a fire and becoming a hermit, though.


computer scientists from the 60s using trillion dollar machines to calculate rocket trajectories or compiling surveys with millions of data points, looking at me open a calculator app for 9 + 12 on a machine thousands of times the power
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Watching Logan's Run, and I'm reminded that in the future all computers are made of dynamite.

As a computer expert, I agree with this design philosophy.

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Pippin friendica
We're all made out of ticky-tacky and we all look just the same.
Pippin friendica
@Baloo Uriza I wasn't aware it had been used to advertise cars! I last heard it at the end of The Boxtrolls. :]
Baloo Uriza mastodon (AP)
Yeah, for some three row SUV, which...is like the most suburban of trucks...
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There were uncountable books in the library, none of which I knew. I picked one at random and read the blurb.

"A cosy fantasy?"

"Yes," said my host.

I picked another. "Cosy mystery?"

"Yes."

"Are all your books cosy?"

Cthulhu shrugged. "If you'd seen what I've seen, you'd want comfort too."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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"Cthulhu Shrugged" needs to be the name of a prog metal band. 🎸
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Jehane_fr mastodon (AP)
is cozy cosmical horror a genre ?

The real goal of AI is the wholesale privatisation of human knowledge, so they can sell it back to us.

The likes of Elon don't just hate Wikipedia because it tells the truth. They hate it because it does so free of charge.

The billionaires want to take it away from us.

Resist.

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#protip ALWAYS enable encryption on SSD's. When it fails and goes into read-only mode, you can RMA it without worrying that someone could read the data on it (at least in your lifetime, assuming you use a suitable encryption algorithm).
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Dairishgoat mastodon (AP)
For #FursuitFriday, a few pics of me out and about at AinmhΓ­con last month. I’m actually wearing the fursuit this time.
Photos taken by @KandaBear
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This is the power pose I ended my routine on at Scotiacon 2026's dance competition and I am SO HAPPY I finally found someone who captured a photo of it! My goodness that sure was an amazing and victorious moment for me, the music finishing, hearing the applause, and knowing I'd done it. Eee!

🧡 @selkiesuits
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⌚ #FursuitFriday

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inflatable boykisser jumpscare

Phil M0OFX hometown (AP)

Why do they always portray respectable foxes like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLBiVMlDR7Y

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Obscura, Cheetah mastodon (AP)
I think Rezz's paw has caught Urban's attention... πŸΎπŸ’œ #fursuitfriday
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"Found another civilization," Xggr't said. "Fission, global interconnection, space travel by chemical propulsion."

"Nice! Are they looking for contact?"

"Er..."

"Mixed?"

"Most of them don't think about it. But those who do, don't just want contact, they want friends."

"Aww. Schedule it in."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Cardinal Reinhardt mastodon (AP)
"and when I say friends, I mean, well... Let's just say some of them seem *reeaal* friendly!"
Friends, yes, but more importantly they want a ride.

A bright orange chee relaxin' on this #slinkysaturday / #spandexsaturday 🧑
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This article gets simply to the heart of how the US government gets the techbros to collect your data as you go about your everyday life and then it purchases it to use it against you.

The US government is side stepping the Constitution and it wants you to think this is inevitable and right.

#DataCollection
#personaldata
#AI

https://theconversation.com/us-government-ramps-up-mass-surveillance-with-help-of-ai-tech-data-brokers-and-your-apps-and-devices-277440

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Happy #FursuitFriday! Sorry I've missed the last few, my @azakir here and I were away travelling! But now we're back and ready to give out more fluffy hugs!

🧡 @selkiesuits
πŸ“· Tech.wolf.scot

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ColorfulCeleste mastodon (AP)
This photo looks sick, love the aesthetic :3
masukomi mastodon (AP)
this is an amazing look & shot
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