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"Name one of the most common lies you hear today."

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Flits mastodon (AP)
Wait, what mailing list? I didn't even sign up for that!
Xoa Gray mastodon (AP)
@FlitsFlash This is also a thing.

The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed.

There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.

"Curious. What ritual is this?"

"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"

"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #vss

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Bleistifterin mastodon (AP)
should it not be fiction?
Aaron mastodon (AP)
Isn't ChatGPT the demon in this story?

It's easy to be nice
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Content warning: art of xenia and tux, kinda soft

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God, the dryer is performing so much better now. If you own a tumble dryer and you haven't taken it to bits and cleaned it in >3 years, DO IT NOW.

It reduces the risk of fire and improves efficiency.

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I don't know how true this is, but I love the thought.
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yeah and im losing interest in mediocre men making light of the actual torture trans women are subjected to

TundraWolf mastodon (AP)

There was a programme on the radio on Monday where consumers and people from the auto industry were comparing notes about the latest compulsory driver's aids.

Most of the consumers were complaining that they didn't work, were intrusive or did the wrong thing, with constant complaints about lane guidance going mad at junctions. One driver had the misfortune to have a car that misread speeds signs causing it to produce an alarm on the dash board. The problem was, when they looked at the dash board, it produced another alarm telling them to look at the road.

The talking head from industry said that the technology could not really be held responsible for not being able to understand certain circumstances and that drivers needed to be aware of the responsibilities. Can you imagine industry saying that if a hydraulic failure caused a plane to drop out of the sky? It was the pilot's fault for not understanding their responsibilities? How?

If a safety of life technology is not ready, you don't ship it. It is statements like that that make me want to ask awkward questions in public forums, like 'Have you heard of EN 61508?'

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Chloé Raccoon mastodon (AP)
The Q30 is great at IDing the speed discs on the back of HGVs as signs on the motorway. And the NSL sign with KM/h on it is a complete mystery to me...
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Paco Panda mastodon (AP)

The Pacific Northwest holds a kind of beauty: forests, mountains, rivers, the ocean, and the way the sound of Snoqualmie Falls blends into the trees.
And in the middle of it all, Andy's family, simply sharing a moment that feels real.

They are Andy, Cove, Geo, Storm, and Sprout.
Illustration for Anthro Northwest
https://www.anthronorthwest.com

Digital. Procreate.

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sirlan <( rawrr ) sharkey (AP)

I love how extra features on clocks are called 'complications'

we should use this for extra functionality on everything

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"At last!" He held up a simple gold ring. "I have searched for this for years!"

"What is it?"

"A shapeshifting ring. I'll put it on... Imagine myself as... Ah! Wonderful!"

"I see no difference?"

"I have no joint pain!"

"Wow! Can it do other changes?"

"Anything you can imagine. Want to try?"

#TootFic #MicroFiction #VSS #SmallStories

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Steffi the Redhead mastodon (AP)

The differences between cis and trans people using this ring are astonishing.

You can use the ring for other things then to completely destroy your body? 😲

This was one of my biggest problem with the Dark Phoenix movie. You shouldn't be able to kill Mystique by impaling her if she can simply transform into healthy.

Food for thought.
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oh gawd it's the con tomorrow
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Sweep mastodon (AP)
*cue panic*

My paws are occupied, but Tucker's puppy paws are available!
📸 @keyy
#PawDay
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I really do wish that little flashy thing from Men in Black was real sometimes. I want to unlearn some things I've learned, so that I can just go about life not caring about them anymore.
Knowledge is power, but it's also like Pandora's box, once you open it things will never be the same.
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Happy #PawDay! 🐾💜🐾

Obscura and Rezz made by Roofur

Photos of Rezz by @Kishi

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Ronin surrounded by Dario and Raucous as balloons, he just wanted a hug by both of them, but Raucous bites.

Pic for Ronin, Dario and Raucous
Done during TFF's Artists Alley
Traditional. Pencil

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I feel like this guy is the spiritual successor of Tom Scott. Well worth a sub. https://youtu.be/K1VBCjEcyJE
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I keep seeing comments saying "close enough, welxome back Tom"
Ret mastodon (AP)
@Cal :blobfoxhappy: I'm absolutely down for his dry humour and delivery too. So good.
Colin mastodon (AP)
@xanthe yeah been watching him for a lil while. Def worth it.

(Awful burning meltdown of an IT disaster)

(Guy in suit and tie turns up) “oh for fuck’s sake…”

(Purple dog fursuiter turns up) “LET’S GO we’re fuckin’ SAVED!”

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PupGhost mostr (AP)
Don’t say that to the suiter, you’ll get them all excited

TundraWolf mastodon (AP)
The sudden eruption of white smoke from rack 22R in the data centre indicates that the cluster has elected a new leader,
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Chloé Raccoon mastodon (AP)
Or it blew a head gasket?
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A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated and an alien emerged. It skittered to a notice board and carefully studied one of the posters.

It returned to the spaceship and soon came out carrying a cat and a mobile phone.

"Hi, we have found your cat Pebbles...Yes... Our secret base on Ganymede."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Ach so... 🇺🇦 mastodon (AP)
My cat favourited this by tapping on my phone 😂
I didn't know she can read that fast, but yes, she was right 😀
Mer-fOKxTOwl mastodon (AP)
i wonder if every planet with life has this one species that certainly can teleport. but its always a different one. so if you find one of them out of place you can lure it to yiur spaceship and bring it back where it came from.
if it does not immediately teleports on your ship again.

Paco Panda mastodon (AP)

There’s something about the moment just before the arrow flies, like the world knows something’s about to change.
Somehow, even in any tension, Cifer makes it look easy. It’s not just about hitting the mark. It’s about choosing when to let go, and why.

Picture for Cifer, the jackal.
Digital. Procreate

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HashRaydamon mastodon (AP)
Nice pose!

Ret mastodon (AP)
look what they did to monopoly
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Ainsley Lowbeer mastodon (AP)
Do not pass data, do not collect 200 Euros.
Windfisch mastodon (AP)
Go to VBAT. Go directly to VBAT. Do not pass PA2. Do not collect USART_TX.

Q ✨ 🔜 CoSin mastodon (AP)
OH: "sniffing the DNS glue records"
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Pippin friendica
Just watched The Matrix again. I find I'm appreciating it more now than when it was new. Must be galling for the writer/directors to have their deadnames scrawled all over the credits, though.
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CheRosach mastodon (AP)
The Earth will still exist long after humanity becomes extinct
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Pippin friendica

We can ruin the biosphere enough to make ourselves go extinct, but life will go on. Something else will evolve to take advantage of whatever wreck we leave behind!

It really is about self-preservation, and presenting it as "caring for the environment" or "saving the planet" doesn't quite express that. Perhaps we need to make more noise about the fact that we need to do these things to save ourselves.

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Ret mastodon (AP)

Somewhere, somebody woke up today with the intent to create another layer of make tooling on top of all existing layers.

Don't be that person.

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Tufty Indigo 🪗 mastodon (AP)

LRT (and https://mas.to/@skeletor/114331219477659538 if it embeds): hang this inspirational poster up in your workplace. When your boss gives you shit to do that is not actually your job, read the poster visibly. If your boss doesn't get the message soon enough, you will.

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Paco Panda mastodon (AP)

Some nights, the moon feels less like a mystery and more like a mirror.

Drawing for Ian Keaton
Done during TFF 20205's Artists Alley

Traditional. Pencil

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Q ✨ 🔜 CoSin mastodon (AP)
holy fucking shit https://mastdatabase.co.uk/blog/2025/05/o2-expose-customer-location-call-4g/
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HcInfosec mastodon (AP)
does this mean A O2 customer can pinpoint users on other networks as well?

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DrScriptt mastodon (AP)
does that mean that all of the pieces of your new suit arrived?
Soatok Dreamseeker mastodon (AP)
@drscriptt My new suit is still totally in my maker's possession

x.x https://moonrider.xyz has Caravan Palace - Lone Digger and a bunch of other tracks I recognise from @fridaynighttracks.com and now I am ded
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GrumpSec Spottycat mastodon (AP)
Also exercise endorphins vs long covid post exercise fatigue lets gooo
Alex mastodon (AP)
👍 for caravan palace

Tilton Raccoon mastodon (AP)

There is a thriving local business scene around where I live, where small shops will remove cameras from cell phones for you. You bring them your phone, they physically remove the camera and/or block it up with epoxy.

And why is that? The biggest local employer is the US Navy. Naval Station Bremerton is where they repair aircraft carriers, and Naval Submarine Base Bangor is where they keep all the Trident Nuclear Subs and munitions. No cameras allowed on base!

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Tilton Raccoon mastodon (AP)

Content warning: AI, good news

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phooky mastodon (AP)

Content warning: AI, good news


Paco Panda mastodon (AP)

You got a mail!! And your messenger assures you are good news.
He flies past through the clouds just to make sure it gets to you in time.

Picture for Brokenwing
Digital. Procreate

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Keys mastodon (AP)

It is #fursuitfriday!

With the YEENS dolby & enigma

📸 noha kitsune

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Content warning: rubber, latex, fursuit, fox, photo

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CheRosach mastodon (AP)
Can’t say it often enough - what goes through the minds of those who never have enough
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CORRUPT mastodon (AP)

Easy answers are always bullshit

Most people are incompetent and would die in nature

That's the problem, and the cause of "inequality"


Colin mastodon (AP)

Cat: *I AM DONE (with the noise), HOO-MAN.*

/cc @quirkyliz

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