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The shieldmaiden raised a tankard to the battered knight. "Dragon got the better of you? Told you."

"I'd like to see you do better!"

"Sure!"

She emptied her tankard, rode out, and soon returned with the princess.

"How?"

"First, make sure the princess wants to be rescued-"

"But-"

"-by you."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Dorothea Salo hometown (AP)
And make sure the dragon trusts you with the princess.

Oh my goodness, dumb knights want to save damsels in distress.
These guys in their iron trousers should be grilled.

No princess or female wants to be "saved" by such imbecile.


French authorities are investigating the disappearance of the Raccoona Lisa.
They said there was a masked fellow last seen carrying a painting-shaped frame. But he was so cute that take him away from the suspicious list.

Painting for Meisarrg
Digital. Procreate

You can watch the time-lapse process video of this piece on the first comment on this submission on my Telegram art channel: https://t.me/panda_paco

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Thank you!

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Having run over time myself and been the victim of people who did so ruthlessly, I wish the Ig Nobel solution would catch on -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAnVNXaa5oA
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do not lick the accordion

πŸ“Έ kitncarly

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this is still true btw https://web.archive.org/web/20250107085146/https://cohost.org/krishean/post/3465766-ll-ms-are-unfit-for-p
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Content warning: UKpol

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Pippin friendica
Compulsory ad-blockers. :]

This guy is Buckle the beaver, I really enjoyed drawing this guy, as soon as I saw his reference I couldn’t help but saying β€œawww”
The last drawing I worked on the artists alley during Furlandia 2026
Traditional. Pencil.
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Kvikk mastodon (AP)
Beaver!! πŸ’™ 🦫
HashRaydamon mastodon (AP)
is ADORABLE!!!!

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Professeur Renard mastodon (AP)
Heh, me too.

Pippin friendica

Content warning: CW: nearly-swearword in print

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Pippin friendica

"Cheese and Hackers"? Cheesy pun.

But such joyous music. (Discovered via 8bitdrummer.)


Closetfox and Ysengrin cooling off outside the main hotel Saturday night. I think this photo was taken before the video.

#AnthrOhio2026 #FursuitFriday #Fursuit

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Gotta post one of my all time favorite Pride photos! ❀❀❀ #FursuitFriday

With Cryptodawg, Photo by Graham Cat

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oh my gosh this is so cute πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
kieran mastodon (AP)
awwwwwwww

Furries are beautiful creatures
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Living my best fluffy life on the dance floor at Confuzzled 2026 (for that lovely brief period before the first fire alarm went off)

🧡 @selkiesuits
πŸ“· @HarryHusky
⌚ #FursuitFriday

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Keith mastodon (AP)
that is an incredible fur-suit!
@keydelk
Thank you so much!! Selkie did an incredible job with it and I love it absolutely to bits. :D

Since France ’98, I’ve followed every World Cup, and of course one of my biggest obsessions has always been the mascots.

These are the mascots of this year’s tournament, hosted by Canada, Mexico, and the USA. It’s probably the only World Cup I’ll ever see hosted by my own country. Mexico is actually setting a record by becoming the first nation to host the tournament three times, which makes it even more special.

Ironically, while the World Cup is taking place in Mexico (and across North America), I’m currently traveling abroad. Still, I’ll be following the matches from afar, just as excited as ever.

Meet Maple (Canada), Zayu (Mexico), and Clutch (USA)

This traditional color pencil piece was created during my trip, so please excuse the photo quality, it’s not quite up to my usual standards.

The original artwork will be on display at the Anthrocon Art Show!

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Aleister mastodon (AP)
that looks amazing Paco
This entry was edited (2 weeks ago)

Comic Sans is the Never Gonna Give You Up of fonts.

There's nothing wrong with it, it's a perfectly enjoyable thing, it's just got so many associations with negative things that people are rarely happy to encounter it

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Papyrus, on the other hand...
I like it and try to get stuff in the font like pet tags because of the wildly available and helps dyslexia aspect

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MamaMagby mastodon (AP)

Content warning: CW boost - AI - My fucking thoughts exactly

Content warning: re: CW boost - AI - My fucking thoughts exactly


Quote of the day.

"I'm 30 years old, and I have no children. None of my friends have any children. Do you know how badly you have to abuse a mammal to make it not want to reproduce?"

That actually makes a LOT of sense. Given some people, (myself included) were never destined to have children, but I know a number of folks who otherwise would have had kids but between a number of stress factors have chosen not to, and may eventually never have them.

And no, I'm not one of those people that is pushing for everyone to have 10 kids. I think the push to make people have kids is ridiculous and enormously wrong headed. But the fact that people who would otherwise want them aren't having them in surprisingly large numbers speaks volumes about the state of the world as we know it.

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Colin mastodon (AP)
I want a kid but I do not want to subject them to this timeline either. And as I get older, this feeling becomes more frantic (because I don't want to die or be too old for them).
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Ysengrin and Steamie posing in the hotel lobby. Glad I bumped into him!

Kinda wild that the last time I threw a leg over a bike was around when he was born, though.

#AnthrOhio2026 #WerewolfWednesday #Fursuit

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Pippin friendica
I, too, am constantly amazed at the most predictable thing in the universe: the passage of time.

Pippin friendica
From one of the comments: "pipe organs are basically the final boss of musical instruments."

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Daojoan/116721994832470824

This is an excellent essay. I highly recommend everyone read it.


You can care about nutrition and still eat cake at a birthday party.

You can be disciplined and still be fun.

Don’t confuse self-improvement with self-surveillance.

Don’t confuse certainty with wisdom.

And don’t confuse being a dick with courage.

https://www.joanwestenberg.com/p/just-be-normal-about-st


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Content warning: CW boost - AI (kind of humorous)

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A note from one of my favourite authors at the moment.
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I love that "The Fifth Element" predicted how annoying social media influencers would be (Ruby Rhod) way back in 1997.
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Colin mastodon (AP)
if only it was phallic afros being shoved in our faces and not everything else (smartphones etc)
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Aires mastodon (AP)

"So tell me, my man, you happy here, in the big 2026?"

Me: "Thrilled."

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Pippin friendica

Since having to leave the windows open at night to let the house cool down a bit, this is what my ears are being assaulted with at 6am every day. I suppose there are worse ways to be deprived of sleep.

(alt-text: 26-second recording of dinosaurs screaming at each other outside my window. First a high-pitched twittery one, then some repetitive honking, then more twittering, all with others in the background. I've normalised the recording, but it's all surprisingly loud in person anyway.)


Pippin friendica

Baking Bear lives for the weekend.

(When it should be cooler and they won't bake quite as much. On the other hand, maybe they'll be able to stand the thought of baking some bread.)

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Pippin friendica
BRB digging a big hole and living in it.
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Pippin friendica
Honestly, at this point I'd live in a cave. If I could get power, water and internet to it it'd be ideal. 15Β°C sounds like ideal fursuiting temperature.

Pippin friendica
Ha.
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Finally added this notice to my website "About" page:

"No LLMs or other machine learning techniques have been used anywhere on this site. I have strong ethical and moral concerns that preclude me from using the current generation of LLMs. All content is my own, created by a human mind and human hands with the help of a programmable, deterministic tool generally known as 'a computer'."

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Xoa Gray mastodon (AP)
Now here's something I can get behind. :)

Standing on the moon, looking back at the tiny blue place where everything began.
There’s a strange feeling in finally reaching that goal, while also realizing how far away home has become, and how small we are.

These cute husky astronauts were created for Galactic Camp.
Digital. Procreate.

I shared the process video of this piece on the first comment of my Telegram art channel: https://t.me/panda_paco

And I shared the full process video, along the full resolution of this picture, and I have been sharing pictures I haven't shared yet on my galleries, you can be one of the first ones to see them, at supporting me on Patreon and Ko-Fi, this helps me a lot to keep creating and keep living out of this.
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Thank you!!

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Joining a gang isn't as easy as you might think.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/were-sorry-you-cant-join-our-street-gang-because-you-dont-know-ballet

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Avon DeRussate mastodon (AP)

"UK heatwave to beat historic June 1976 record as scientists issue β€˜dangerous’ 45C warning"

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/heatwave-uk-weather-forecast-june-1976-b3001062.html

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Captain Packrat mastodon (AP)
Roly's Fudge Pantry in the link image is just hitting me as incredibly funny.
Avon DeRussate mastodon (AP)

@captpackrat

There is a branch in York. Too sweet for me. Makes my teeth itch


Pippin friendica

Content warning: CW: dumb joke


It’s a Cow Boy!!
A quiet day at the farm sounds pretty perfect to Moofin.
Drawing done during Furlandia 2026, at the Artists Alley :D
For Moofin
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The Amazing Digital Circus was great but I'm holding out for the VHS release of the Amazing Analog Circus
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surly the opposite of Amazing Digital Circus would be Disappointing Analogue Rodeo or something
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OwO What's this?
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Pippin friendica
Fuck this Wednesday in particular.
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Obscura, Cheetah mastodon (AP)
That's entirely too many degrees! D:
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"I've heard that a dragon can always find a princess."

"We can always find," said the dragon, "what we hoard."

"You have been known to gather princesses. You'd know."

"Yes, but..." The dragon hesitated. "If she doesn't know, it's not my place to tell."

"Oh," said the prince. "What if they ask?"

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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@Korawolfsrain The prince has started question their gender, and wonder if they might be a princess. They've gone to ask the dragon, hoping for a definitive answer.
The dragon could say, but refuses to, not wanting to influence the young royal.

Snuggly animals! πŸ€—πŸ’œ With Incog and Antero

#FursuitFriday

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