The shieldmaiden raised a tankard to the battered knight. "Dragon got the better of you? Told you."
"I'd like to see you do better!"
"Sure!"
She emptied her tankard, rode out, and soon returned with the princess.
"How?"
"First, make sure the princess wants to be rescued-"
"But-"
"-by you."
Oh my goodness, dumb knights want to save damsels in distress.
These guys in their iron trousers should be grilled.
No princess or female wants to be "saved" by such imbecile.
French authorities are investigating the disappearance of the Raccoona Lisa.
They said there was a masked fellow last seen carrying a painting-shaped frame. But he was so cute that take him away from the suspicious list.
Painting for Meisarrg
Digital. Procreate
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The organizers of the Ig Nobel Prize ceremony solved an ancient problem: How to keep speeches from droning on and on... The solution, called "Miss Sweetie Po...YouTube
as a statistical model it will find interesting relationships between data that is fed to it. any other application of the technology is going to result in it generating garbage.Krishean Draconis on cohost
"Cheese and Hackers"? Cheesy pun.
But such joyous music. (Discovered via 8bitdrummer.)
Thank you so much for listening and following along with the first EP!YouTube
Closetfox and Ysengrin cooling off outside the main hotel Saturday night. I think this photo was taken before the video.
Gotta post one of my all time favorite Pride photos! β€β€β€ #FursuitFriday
With Cryptodawg, Photo by Graham Cat
Living my best fluffy life on the dance floor at Confuzzled 2026 (for that lovely brief period before the first fire alarm went off)
π§΅ @selkiesuits
π· @HarryHusky
β #FursuitFriday
Since France β98, Iβve followed every World Cup, and of course one of my biggest obsessions has always been the mascots.
These are the mascots of this yearβs tournament, hosted by Canada, Mexico, and the USA. Itβs probably the only World Cup Iβll ever see hosted by my own country. Mexico is actually setting a record by becoming the first nation to host the tournament three times, which makes it even more special.
Ironically, while the World Cup is taking place in Mexico (and across North America), Iβm currently traveling abroad. Still, Iβll be following the matches from afar, just as excited as ever.
Meet Maple (Canada), Zayu (Mexico), and Clutch (USA)
This traditional color pencil piece was created during my trip, so please excuse the photo quality, itβs not quite up to my usual standards.
The original artwork will be on display at the Anthrocon Art Show!
Comic Sans is the Never Gonna Give You Up of fonts.
There's nothing wrong with it, it's a perfectly enjoyable thing, it's just got so many associations with negative things that people are rarely happy to encounter it
Quote of the day.
"I'm 30 years old, and I have no children. None of my friends have any children. Do you know how badly you have to abuse a mammal to make it not want to reproduce?"
That actually makes a LOT of sense. Given some people, (myself included) were never destined to have children, but I know a number of folks who otherwise would have had kids but between a number of stress factors have chosen not to, and may eventually never have them.
And no, I'm not one of those people that is pushing for everyone to have 10 kids. I think the push to make people have kids is ridiculous and enormously wrong headed. But the fact that people who would otherwise want them aren't having them in surprisingly large numbers speaks volumes about the state of the world as we know it.
Ysengrin and Steamie posing in the hotel lobby. Glad I bumped into him!
Kinda wild that the last time I threw a leg over a bike was around when he was born, though.
Two organists, one huge pipe organ, and Highland Cathedral in the magnificent Papal Basilica of St. Mary in Kevelaer, Germany!In this video, we perform the f...YouTube
RE: https://mastodon.social/@Daojoan/116721994832470824
This is an excellent essay. I highly recommend everyone read it.
Since having to leave the windows open at night to let the house cool down a bit, this is what my ears are being assaulted with at 6am every day. I suppose there are worse ways to be deprived of sleep.
(alt-text: 26-second recording of dinosaurs screaming at each other outside my window. First a high-pitched twittery one, then some repetitive honking, then more twittering, all with others in the background. I've normalised the recording, but it's all surprisingly loud in person anyway.)
Baking Bear lives for the weekend.
(When it should be cooler and they won't bake quite as much. On the other hand, maybe they'll be able to stand the thought of baking some bread.)
The work continues. Sorry itβs been such a long time since an update but progress is being made.YouTube
Finally added this notice to my website "About" page:
"No LLMs or other machine learning techniques have been used anywhere on this site. I have strong ethical and moral concerns that preclude me from using the current generation of LLMs. All content is my own, created by a human mind and human hands with the help of a programmable, deterministic tool generally known as 'a computer'."
Standing on the moon, looking back at the tiny blue place where everything began.
Thereβs a strange feeling in finally reaching that goal, while also realizing how far away home has become, and how small we are.
These cute husky astronauts were created for Galactic Camp.
Digital. Procreate.
I shared the process video of this piece on the first comment of my Telegram art channel: https://t.me/panda_paco
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Joining a gang isn't as easy as you might think.
βI mean, how would you even manage to complete everyday gang activities like leaping and twirling if you arenβt classically trained in ballet? Everybody know...Tom Smyth (McSweeney's Internet Tendency)
"UK heatwave to beat historic June 1976 record as scientists issue βdangerousβ 45C warning"
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/heatwave-uk-weather-forecast-june-1976-b3001062.html
The Met Office has issued a rare βred warningβ for temperatures which are expected to reach 39CEmily Beament (The Independent)
"I've heard that a dragon can always find a princess."
"We can always find," said the dragon, "what we hoard."
"You have been known to gather princesses. You'd know."
"Yes, but..." The dragon hesitated. "If she doesn't know, it's not my place to tell."
"Oh," said the prince. "What if they ask?"