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I was waiting for my robot friend when a sleek stranger came up to me.

"Hi!" they said.

"Um... hi?"

"Oh, sorry."

My phone pinged with a text from my friend: "Body's in for service, this is a loaner."

"Oh!" I said. "Er... Is it nice?"

"Can't wait to go back. This is..."

"Not you?"

"Not me."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #Smallstories

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Your friend is cheap.

Get the loaner with morphic nanites and soul transference...

...I bet your "friend" still owes you that twenty you loaned them years ago.

MidgePhoto mastodon (AP)
cf Altered Carbon and The Peripheral.
Richard Morgan and #GreatDismal

If I remember, costuming isn't very popular in #mastodon world, but we did get a few outfits out at #EMFcamp2026 #cybergoth #cyberlox #nullsector #EMFcamp #furry
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Dimitri Modderman mastodon (AP)
I loved all the costumes you brought and also loved doing the awesome dance to the music of the Rocky Horror Movie show on the Saturday afternoon in Null Sector. Loved the lasers, loved the laser lake, loved the outfits.

A study of reflection, using the medium of a mirrorball cat, and a lake full of lasers. #EMFcamp #EMFcamp26 #EMFcamp2026 #lasers #emf #laserlake #furry #mirroredcat
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Yag Fox mastodon (AP)
@RinaVolpina I was, as was the cat, who I don't think is on Mastodon yet!
it’s a small world! 😸

My part of an art trade with the amazing @Dingoroo during the Anthrocon's rainy evening of Friday, at a late art jam in the middle of the crowd, because the art corner room closed very early. Made on color pencils.
He's my absolute favorite dingoroo!
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Crankin' my gurdy 🎶

At londonfurs

📸 Squigglefluffs

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I'm not saying being a dragon would fix my life

but having a big wiggly tail and holdable snoot and to rawr would be a very big net positive

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The sword master nodded.

"I see. Well, I'm not one to back down from a challenge. And what type of sword are you most interested in learning to use?"

"One of those long ones with the elaborate guard."

"A rapier? In human size, or your size?"

"Does it matter?" said the dragon.

"A bit, yes."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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George Dinwiddie mastodon (AP)
Where do you get a dragon-sized rapier?

Had a good time at #Opensauce2026. Got to see parts of a couple panels, and failed to make it to 4 others. Ah well, that's con life.

On the positives, Parcha my purple bat suit was very well received. So many hugs and pictures. Photo credit to Scout!

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those wings are AMAZING!
Aatheus mastodon (AP)
@EricMalves They're so fun to just FLAP

#emfcamp #emfcamp2026 Good #lasers to burn an effigy in front of.
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Now at #emfcamp #emf2026 , a fusion spliced fibre necklace.
(Photo taken with permission)
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Pippin friendica
If it had to be spliced in situ, I'm assuming it was too small to take off. Wonder how long it lasted/is lasting?

Today’s adventure was Fantasy Forest Sudeley.

And KHAJIIT TIME!

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Achievement unlocked:

Fursuit at an outdoor festival during a heatwave!

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Yag Fox mastodon (AP)
Always bring your own motive light! 👍
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Have some random goat.
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What I have suspected for decades - #asbestos and the #London Underground.

And this one whistleblower case shows exactly how they’ve been shutting down any investigation into it for decades:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jul/18/london-underground-passengers-should-know-about-toxic-dust-risks-whistleblower-says

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😂 welcome to reality. The AI bubble crash is going to be spectacular one 💥
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The AI bros:
* He did not use a good model.
* He did not use the correct plugins.
* He must not look at the code.
* He did not prompt it correctly (or several variants: did not ask XXX, did not create/update agents.md, did not ask it to "make no mistakes" 😅...)

Yet here we are, another project with apparently months of work (and I assume a few hundred dollars at least on tokens/subscriptions) that goes down the drain.

David Nash mastodon (AP)

@doragasu
“Claude, help. All my friends say you’re terrible at coding, but you’ve done so much coding with me I know they can’t be right. Write me a program to persuade my critics that they can’t be right.”
“Great topic! Here’s a program written in a classic programming language that will run on even the oldest systems and convince everybody.”

10 PRINT “You’re holding it wrong!”
20 GOTO 10

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RE: https://toot.finfur.net/@kamuniak/116936693795434715

🐮

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The Faces of Critter Céilí.
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Content warning: UKpol

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Rycochet mastodon (AP)

Content warning: UKpol


For some reason this is reminding me of Red Dwarf
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Troed Sångberg mastodon (AP)
hahahahahah I can just HEAR the "smeeeeeee" now :D
James Thomson mastodon (AP)
The G fell off to the bottom right.

Pippin friendica
Organ builder's impossible challenge: know when to stop building your organ.
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Hugs! ❤❤❤ With Urban (Incog the deer) #FursuitFriday
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#fursuitfriday with blupe
🦊 - skyarroworyks + me
📸 - asplin
#fursuit #furry
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"What is your favourite part of your job?" the reporter asked.

"That's a tough one," said the book. "For me, I would say being re-read."

"Because it shows you were loved?"

"No, you can feel that at a first read. It's that I can show more than the first time round."

"It's more intimate?"

"Yes."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Solitha mastodon (AP)
This is probably why I cannot bear to give up any of mine.

if you use proxmox your server is automatically a polycule sorry i don't make up the rules i just enforce them
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is your proxmox server a polycule or a plural system

  • polycule (56%, 9 votes)
  • plural system (43%, 7 votes)
16 voters. Poll end: 4 weeks ago

Arch :arch: mastodon (AP)
...both
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oh this one is divisive
Colin mastodon (AP)
someone going the High Availability route eh?

Another photo from the #ESOTavern event this one went to last weekend.

This one has big hammer, and is not afraid to use it!

#FursuitFriday #Khajiit #TESOnline #ESOFam

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Yeah, and I'm the son of the blues singer, Jane, who you threw into the fire thirty years ago.

Pippin friendica
Oooh. I just discovered JL8 is not dead yet! It's still going! Had an upload just a few hours ago. Nice. :)

My photos from Critter Céilí, a furry party held in Dublin on July 11th, are now online here:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/finbarzapek/albums/72177720334695613
If you spot yourself in the gallery, feel free to repost.
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torvalds is living the life. getting paid a salary to get in flamewars on mailing lists. god bless
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ok, this short was just adorable

nice seeing the best boys just being happy in a healthy wholesome way

https://youtu.be/ZAkGmkP9j5c

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Fluffy Skyline
Ft Cain, Syra + Brock
📸 - @MEDSFox

#fursuit #furry

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A non-binary themed wetsuit for #WetsuitWednesday since yesterday was International Non-binary People's Day! 💛🤍💜🖤
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In case this helps anyone...

https://www.core77.com/posts/144717/How-to-Unlock-and-Start-Your-Car-When-the-Key-Fob-Battery-is-Dead

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This risk is genuine - another generation of homes, schools and hospitals built to overheat in an already overheated country.

But I felt this article lost its way…

We need to know what works:

- careful orientation
- natural shade (trees)
- shutters
- minimize glazing on south/south west sides
- good insulation

Ensuring these aspects are covered at planning is important.

#heatwave
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jul/15/england-risks-building-death-traps-overheating-crisis-plans

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Juggling With Eggs mastodon (AP)

Admitting you’re using AI in research to check planning is honest, the scale of the task is huge and the need is urgent…but if it produces a result no one ultimately trusts or will act on, it’s meaningless.

The Future Homes Standard is for domestic properties. It’s not unreasonable it only covers that. There are different considerations for commercial, school and hospitals - and should be regulated accordingly.

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@iFixit/116919462460221209

This took way too long to resolve but I'm glad the courts made the sensible, pro-consumer (and pro-farmer) decision.

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"Oh! Excuse me," I say as I feel the familiar tug, "I'm being summoned."

I materialise in a pentagram in Hell. I glare at the demon.

"I wish I'd never taught you how to reverse the ritual. I was at a party!"

"We're out of salt liquorice."

"Fine, I'll buy some tomorrow. Now send me back!"

*poof*

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Flo mastodon (AP)
I wonder what’s the other half of the bargain. Endless salt liquorice supply is quite a big wish.
C. Knodel mastodon (AP)
Please take ALL liquorice with you.
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