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"Green Fang, on the scene! Who's butt do I gotta kick? LEMME AT 'EM! >:3"

I'm so happy with how this came out! I had some ideas that https://bsky.app/profile/imdanuki.bsky.social helped me flesh out, and really brought it all to life!

THANKS AGAIN SO MUCH! πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

Hero bio in thread below!

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TK Wolf mastodon (AP)

Seth's a bit of a hothead, and is always ready to throw down to help others in need! He's not the brightest or most eloquent, but he's a loyal friend and ally to those who get past his exterior.

His ability, Rope Trick, lets him create stretchy bands he can shoot out and attach to objects.

His fighting style revolves around manipulating momentum & placing obstacles and traps to overwhelm his opponents.

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TK Wolf mastodon (AP)

He loves wrestling, but isn't formally trained. He won't use a highly technical grapple, but loves showy moves, like hurling someone into his ropes & clotheslining them on the return.

He has a few other tricks up his sleeve... But those are kept secret until he needs to reveal them. :3c

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Content warning: Politics Grim humour

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Thankful for my friends family and suit family for this Thanksgiving week (and my bean of course 🧑🐺🧑).
πŸ“Έ - tullem

#fursuit #fursuiter #fursuiting #mascot #furry #furries #furryfandom #fursuitphotography #foxfursuit #costume #cosplay

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She piloted her mecha back to base

Her friend stood guard at the gate

In armed and armoured power suit

Two angular metallic shapes

One huge, one large

In friendly conversation

A robot coming through the gate paused

Looked up at them

And saluted

They responded

And she asked

"Why?"

"We are all such beautiful machines."

#poem

#poem
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Mike Taylor πŸ¦• mastodon (AP)
This also works without the mechas.

there really is no benefit to "applying yourself" in elementary education except for burning yourself out at a very early age to a system that gives you no reason to work harder

source: former "very smart and good" student

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Pippin friendica
While heat pumps are pretty rare in the UK (although getting much less rare thankfully!) we should introduce a fursuit subsidy. Get more fursuits out there so people can keep their heating lower and just make themselves fluffy to keep warm instead of burning gas. :]
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Seconds from disaster!
Hyperious attempts to take flight with his DIY cardboard paragliding.
Nebstar can already tell this is going to end badly, but by the time he realizes what their otter friend is up to, it's too late.

He's okay! He survived! A few bandages and band-aids later, he’s back on his feet, making him to rethink...... his design and considering a bit more safety for next time.

Picture for Hyperious and Nebstar.

Digital. Procreate.
You can see the short version of the time-lapse process video of this picture on the first comment of this submission on my Telegram channel: https://t.me/panda_paco
Or you can see the full version of that process video, with the full resolution of this picture, other pictures I haven't posted yet and WIPs of my works, at supporting me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/pandapaco or at Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/panda_paco

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I can hear the next frame of this and it is a very particular kind of crunch that lets someone know that you've landed in the rose bushes.

Video Cassette Recorders generally sucked, unless you could afford U-Matic or better. But once we got Programme Direct Control working properly, they would generally record what you wanted and play it back when required.

That makes them significantly less annoying than the digital cable box that I have to have to get internet connectivity that records whatever the hell it feels like and constantly demands that it be fed ratings so that it can change what it records at random. Video tape at rest requires zero power. This thing needs power constantly so it can stay in contact with whichever massive data centre is destroying the climate to do what video tape did. What I don't know is the environmental impact of making magnetic tape, but this does not feel like an improveent.

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Receiving a kigu in a vacuum package is nightmare fuel. Stabbing repeatedly with a large knife is the only way to free this poor critter's soul. πŸ”ͺ
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Preston B. Bear mastodon (AP)
Just add water? 🐻 πŸ€”
Twig mastodon (AP)

desiccate!

(3-Body Problem reference)


The more I cook with chillis the more I wonder if the first humans to cultivate them actually ate them, or did they just use them to prank people? "You're from the other side of the mountain? In our village we have these tasty little red fruits. You should try one: they're delicious!" And then half an hour later when the visitor has finished dying, "Can I have some seeds to take back? I can't wait to feed one to my little brother!"
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Content warning: Intergenerational stuff

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keirFox mastodon (AP)

Content warning: Intergenerational stuff

Content warning: re: Intergenerational stuff

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"I warn you," the man said, "he's cunning and fast."

"Don't worry," said the monster hunter. "Ain't no monster alive I can't track down and corner. I'll be back with its head-"

"No! You must not harm him!"

"No?"

"Just give him this envelope."

"What's in it?"

"Divorce papers."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Next scene:
The monster covering in a corner, the monster hunter towering menacingly over it.
"You have been served."
usaoffers123 mastodon (AP)

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Pippin friendica
Oh, huh, this may be useful… Where to find a motherboard's embedded Windows product key via Linux, e.g. to activate Windows running in a VM with Linux underneath.
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verita84 mostr (AP)

no need for that

https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scripts

Pippin friendica
@verita84 Well, there's more than one way to eat a cookie. And that way probably works too! Ta.
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Pippin friendica

Content warning: CW: spoiler for Robot Dreams (it's behind a spoiler tag but I don't know if that will survive federation)


In case you didn't know.
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Sometimes animals know better than humans.
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DrGecko mastodon (AP)
only sometimes? 🦎
Nazi trumps fuck off. mastodon (AP)

Most anatids (duck, goose family) regularly form homosexual pairings. I had a couple gay geese once.

Funny story. A woman down the road from the farm I lived at years ago bred and sold exotic fowl. A Christian woman bought a bunch of unsexed ducklings (i.e. the sex had not been determined, since it's invasive to do so in baby ducks), but later brought two gay male mallards back once they had grown up and their sex became clear because her religiousness couldn't countenance watching all that hot bareback drake-on-drake action in broad daylight. I mean, understandable. It says it right in the Bible.

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I had fun at HexLatex's #vrchat #kobold party! Avatar is by Cinnamon Vector, photo by Starshine Bomber.
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Arakin mastodon (AP)
loving the glowing stripes! 😁

Now that there's snow on the ground and it's colder outside it's just really nice and cozy to have fuzzy fox legs :3 🦊🐾
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Becky mastodon (AP)

@itsOasus

And adorable they are too! Great skirt choice too!

Waaaaa~~~ cute cute cute! 😻

always fun remembering how capitalism has "not helping people" as its main feature

doesn't matter how much people talk about charity or whatever

at the end of the day the main people who have the resources to do many things for others without risking their own life stability are the ones who already have lots of money to spare, which of course got there by not being interested in doing any of that

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sirlan <( rawrr ) sharkey (AP)

even shit like economy of scale

if you want to be a fairphone or framework and make devices that are not made to be exploitative

well, you're a small company with a limited production, and making devices to be actually good costs, so you have to sell them at higher prices for less people

and the only way to have the economies of scale and be able to make devices that are accessible is by being a big company that makes exploitative devices and/or can tank selling things at a loss without going under

the system itself punishes good deeds for the masses, you either make something good and have it only be accessible to a few people who can pay up, or you are exploitative and have the capacity to make things accessible for more people

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I find the very idea of "pair programming" to be horrifying. I would no more ask someone to share the act of coding than I would ask someone to share the act of taking a shit.
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Johns mastodon (AP)

I worked as a debugger for a small company years ago; every programmer had the developer instance where they would do their bits and fixes and I was the one whose work was ensuring that their code behaved well with each other, I'll just say that I haven't worked as a programmer since then.

Local support life is far more rewarding and relaxing.

Rob Caporetto mastodon (AP)

When I first encountered it during Uni, there was something about it which made me feel that it was about creating replaceable coding cogs.

Having been forced to do it at jobs in the past - I'm certainly no fan, I find I learnt less from it than puzzling out a solution on my own.

Which is no surprise as a mere coding mortal!


You know, I've got one more adventure left in me. Anyone willing to import me for one last meaningful job? I do software with a focus on embedded and have history in animatronics, consumer and industrial. My style is get it done, not complain that some library I found doesn't work. :)

I want another foreign country adventure :)

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nfg firefish (AP)
I hope you get one!
Tursilion mastodon (AP)
@nfg I'd also accept a 6/49 jackpot win so I can work on my own projects :)
@nfg

Eight billion of us live here. We should look after it. Mars is not an alternative, Elon
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DC4DD mastodon (AP)
He should go there, as early as possible.

A word of advice to red faced managers with an axe to grind: Do not tell me to 'use proper measures' when you mean 'do not use metric'. I have bigish library of engineering books dating back over one hundred years and you will get reports where I use Gunter's and Hamilton's chains interchangeably, I will use Chaldrons, pennyweights and Bavarian Lachters. I will take the trouble to work out every local midday and give you times based on what a sundial placed in the market square would read but leave calculation of all the offsets to you.

Further, I will use each unit as wrongly as possible. Expect international distances in nails and the sizes of bolts and nuts to be given in fractions of a nautical mile. I will convert things to tons of steam per 11 minutes and spend a long time giving you the specification for the steam in degrees RΓ©aumur.

I will use my Cobbett's and Dr. Johnson's and rewrite in mid-nineteenth century English.

If you are going to waste my time, I will be certain to waste yours.

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Don’t forget that distance is defined by the speed of light, so it is perfectly correct to measure distances in light-seconds. A light-nanosecond is about 30 cm, so that’s a fairly useful replacement for a cubit or whatever.
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Cuprohastes mastodon (AP)
ah geez, I’m not coming within a cable length of this mess.
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Firefox just asked me if I really want to run this executable file, because executable files can contain viruses that might harm my computer, and I just said "Thanks Firefox" in the same tone of voice you might say "thanks mum" after finding an "I love you ❀️" note in the sandwiches she packed you for a trip, when you're 40.
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recaptcha: pick all of the bridges
me: i can do that, here you go
recaptcha: i don't fucking think so
me: fuck you
recaptcha: fuck you too, here are more fucking pictures of bridges
me: here are more fucking bridges
recaptcha: fine! i'll let you in now
me: fine!
recaptcha: fine!
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This is the most accurate captcha experience description I have ever seen.

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Bit of a #FursuitFriday flashback and highlight for any new arrivals - a set of wonderful photos taken by Nitro G Beans of @azakir and myself at Confuzzled 2023. Some of my very favourite fursuit photos!

πŸͺ‘ @selkiesuits

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With my fellow Justice enjoyer @louislegris 🎡
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cats will infer velocity from incomplete sources and correct acceleration with precision down to the millisecond, just so they can calculate the perfect time to run across the house and between my legs right when I'm trying to walk somewhere
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Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
@Halipuppeh Gotta be comfy! ❀
@Hali
Hali mastodon (AP)
darn right!

Rafal mastodon (AP)
kinda weird to see this first thing after having watched https://youtu.be/Quhb0RMtfH4?si=zgSzzkeltsQuBR-e
Garret Polk (masked) mastodon (AP)
Chekhov's eyeball

It’s #FursuitFriday and Yotto now has a new curlier curly tail courtesy of pocketwolffursuits.
πŸ“Έ - @juke
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#fursuit #fursuiter #fursuiting #mascot #furry #furries #furryfandom #fursuitphotography #foxfursuit #costume #cosplay
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I think the best and worst thing about fursuit heads is the resulting lack of any facial expressions. There are...advantages...to others not being able to see your face, sometimes, but it creates a layer of potential obfuscation, and moreso when you are interacting with another and can't see theirs.
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Faster, brand new #AtariSTe racing game, will be presented in two weeks at Silly Venture 2024 Winter Edition party and released for free afterwards http://youtu.be/T6nQeMhw2Es #atari #AtariST #retrogames #retrogaming
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Badger!!
During a dinner time at a Denny's restaurant, seeing those tempting crayons in the waiting area, ready to be taken and brought to the table, where I know a paper tablecloth awaits me with a blank canvas. Despite the limited colors, they put entertainment on the table while we wait for our food.

Why a badger? Because they're cute and I rarely get to draw one.

I will surely be displaying this (very valuable) piece at the MFF art show

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waking up to someone saying "good moorning puppy!!!" with the early morning sun flooding the room would instantly cure me of all afflictions and apply health boost III for 30 minutes
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I wonder if Valve will do anything interesting for the original Portal's 20 year anniversary in 2027.

I played the original Portal in autumn of last year and it was a really great game. @fleckenstein then insisted on buying me Portal 2 (don't ask me how I obtained the original), which was also really good. I really should replay them sometime and check out the full game mods people have made for the sequel. Because I don't think I can wait until 2027 for some more Portal.

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ROllerozxa mastodon (AP)
@hamatti Yeah that was one of the full game mods I was thinking about. I've heard that it is really well made, but I haven't tried it yet. I really should!
Juhis mastodon (AP)
I haven't tried any others so I can only recommend this one. If you find other good ones as you test them out, I'd love to hear your experiences!

Pippin friendica
"Take me back to the black hills, the black hills of Krazoa." #MisheardLyrics

did you really customize your os if you didn't change the boot screen to your sona?
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Odoben mastodon (AP)

How does one change the UEFI logo? :blobfoxbreadpeek:

My laptop's called Eugenes so I guess I could set it to be birb

Kay Ohtie mastodon (AP)
using a uEFI tool that allows editing, and a computer that'll accept unsigned firmware >.>
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