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concept for a clicker game: tokenmaxxer - where you max out your company's llm usage and help make companies go bankrupt
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Xoa Gray • mastodon (AP)
I'm sitting here in a skin tight spandex base layer, with loose fitting spandex shorts and shirt over them. Not only does it feel good to wear, but it also keeps me cool and dry in the humid, hot, Florida weather. And it makes me think how amazing clothing has gotten over the last 50 years.
I wish this stuff was around when I was a kid. I suffered for years with clothes that absolutely didn't work with me or my body. I honestly wish I could go back in time and just hand little me some of this stuff, it would have literally been life changing.
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The artificer pulled a lever.

"It's active."

The device looked like a doorway, a slight shimmer in the opening. The artificer stepped through.

"Nothing happened," the apprentice said.

"I already am who I am. If you step through, you'll turn into who you are."

"May I?"

"I built it for you."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Steveg58 • mastodon (AP)
Why do so many of the people that try this come out as lizards?
Wild Card • mastodon (AP)
At this point in my life, I would come out as a cat.

The shieldmaiden raised a tankard to the battered knight. "Dragon got the better of you? Told you."

"I'd like to see you do better!"

"Sure!"

She emptied her tankard, rode out, and soon returned with the princess.

"How?"

"First, make sure the princess wants to be rescued-"

"But-"

"-by you."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Dorothea Salo • hometown (AP)
And make sure the dragon trusts you with the princess.

Oh my goodness, dumb knights want to save damsels in distress.
These guys in their iron trousers should be grilled.

No princess or female wants to be "saved" by such imbecile.


Paco Panda • mastodon (AP)

French authorities are investigating the disappearance of the Raccoona Lisa.
They said there was a masked fellow last seen carrying a painting-shaped frame. But he was so cute that take him away from the suspicious list.

Painting for Meisarrg
Digital. Procreate

You can watch the time-lapse process video of this piece on the first comment on this submission on my Telegram art channel: https://t.me/panda_paco

Or you can watch the complete video of the process and the full resolution of this piece, along many other pieces I haven’t shared on my galleries yet, at supporting me on Patreon or Ko-Fi, that helps me a lot to keep working on what I enjoy to do the most.
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Thank you!

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Phil M0OFX • hometown (AP)
Having run over time myself and been the victim of people who did so ruthlessly, I wish the Ig Nobel solution would catch on -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAnVNXaa5oA
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Keys • mastodon (AP)

do not lick the accordion

πŸ“Έ kitncarly

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Krishean Draconis • mastodon (AP)
this is still true btw https://web.archive.org/web/20250107085146/https://cohost.org/krishean/post/3465766-ll-ms-are-unfit-for-p
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Content warning: UKpol

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Pippin friendica
Compulsory ad-blockers. :]

Paco Panda • mastodon (AP)
This guy is Buckle the beaver, I really enjoyed drawing this guy, as soon as I saw his reference I couldn’t help but saying β€œawww”
The last drawing I worked on the artists alley during Furlandia 2026
Traditional. Pencil.
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Kvikk • mastodon (AP)
Beaver!! πŸ’™ 🦫
HashRaydamon • mastodon (AP)
is ADORABLE!!!!

This made me chuckle.
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Pippin friendica

Content warning: CW: nearly-swearword in print

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Pippin friendica

"Cheese and Hackers"? Cheesy pun.

But such joyous music. (Discovered via 8bitdrummer.)


Closetfox and Ysengrin cooling off outside the main hotel Saturday night. I think this photo was taken before the video.

#AnthrOhio2026 #FursuitFriday #Fursuit

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Obscura, Cheetah • mastodon (AP)

Gotta post one of my all time favorite Pride photos! ❀❀❀ #FursuitFriday

With Cryptodawg, Photo by Graham Cat

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oh my gosh this is so cute πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

Furo • mastodon (AP)
Furries are beautiful creatures
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Living my best fluffy life on the dance floor at Confuzzled 2026 (for that lovely brief period before the first fire alarm went off)

🧡 @selkiesuits
πŸ“· @HarryHusky
⌚ #FursuitFriday

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Keith • mastodon (AP)
that is an incredible fur-suit!
@keydelk
Thank you so much!! Selkie did an incredible job with it and I love it absolutely to bits. :D

Paco Panda • mastodon (AP)

Since France ’98, I’ve followed every World Cup, and of course one of my biggest obsessions has always been the mascots.

These are the mascots of this year’s tournament, hosted by Canada, Mexico, and the USA. It’s probably the only World Cup I’ll ever see hosted by my own country. Mexico is actually setting a record by becoming the first nation to host the tournament three times, which makes it even more special.

Ironically, while the World Cup is taking place in Mexico (and across North America), I’m currently traveling abroad. Still, I’ll be following the matches from afar, just as excited as ever.

Meet Maple (Canada), Zayu (Mexico), and Clutch (USA)

This traditional color pencil piece was created during my trip, so please excuse the photo quality, it’s not quite up to my usual standards.

The original artwork will be on display at the Anthrocon Art Show!

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Aleister • mastodon (AP)
that looks amazing Paco
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Comic Sans is the Never Gonna Give You Up of fonts.

There's nothing wrong with it, it's a perfectly enjoyable thing, it's just got so many associations with negative things that people are rarely happy to encounter it

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Papyrus, on the other hand...
I like it and try to get stuff in the font like pet tags because of the wildly available and helps dyslexia aspect

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MamaMagby • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: CW boost - AI - My fucking thoughts exactly

Content warning: re: CW boost - AI - My fucking thoughts exactly


Xoa Gray • mastodon (AP)

Quote of the day.

"I'm 30 years old, and I have no children. None of my friends have any children. Do you know how badly you have to abuse a mammal to make it not want to reproduce?"

That actually makes a LOT of sense. Given some people, (myself included) were never destined to have children, but I know a number of folks who otherwise would have had kids but between a number of stress factors have chosen not to, and may eventually never have them.

And no, I'm not one of those people that is pushing for everyone to have 10 kids. I think the push to make people have kids is ridiculous and enormously wrong headed. But the fact that people who would otherwise want them aren't having them in surprisingly large numbers speaks volumes about the state of the world as we know it.

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Colin • mastodon (AP)
I want a kid but I do not want to subject them to this timeline either. And as I get older, this feeling becomes more frantic (because I don't want to die or be too old for them).
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Ysengrin and Steamie posing in the hotel lobby. Glad I bumped into him!

Kinda wild that the last time I threw a leg over a bike was around when he was born, though.

#AnthrOhio2026 #WerewolfWednesday #Fursuit

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Pippin friendica
I, too, am constantly amazed at the most predictable thing in the universe: the passage of time.

Pippin friendica
From one of the comments: "pipe organs are basically the final boss of musical instruments."

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Content warning: CW boost - AI (kind of humorous)

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Chris Pitts • mastodon (AP)
A note from one of my favourite authors at the moment.
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Pippin friendica

Since having to leave the windows open at night to let the house cool down a bit, this is what my ears are being assaulted with at 6am every day. I suppose there are worse ways to be deprived of sleep.

(alt-text: 26-second recording of dinosaurs screaming at each other outside my window. First a high-pitched twittery one, then some repetitive honking, then more twittering, all with others in the background. I've normalised the recording, but it's all surprisingly loud in person anyway.)


Pippin friendica

Baking Bear lives for the weekend.

(When it should be cooler and they won't bake quite as much. On the other hand, maybe they'll be able to stand the thought of baking some bread.)

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Pippin friendica
BRB digging a big hole and living in it.
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Pippin friendica
Honestly, at this point I'd live in a cave. If I could get power, water and internet to it it'd be ideal. 15Β°C sounds like ideal fursuiting temperature.

Pippin friendica
Ha.
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Paco Panda • mastodon (AP)

Standing on the moon, looking back at the tiny blue place where everything began.
There’s a strange feeling in finally reaching that goal, while also realizing how far away home has become, and how small we are.

These cute husky astronauts were created for Galactic Camp.
Digital. Procreate.

I shared the process video of this piece on the first comment of my Telegram art channel: https://t.me/panda_paco

And I shared the full process video, along the full resolution of this picture, and I have been sharing pictures I haven't shared yet on my galleries, you can be one of the first ones to see them, at supporting me on Patreon and Ko-Fi, this helps me a lot to keep creating and keep living out of this.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/pandapaco
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/panda_paco
Thank you!!

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Joining a gang isn't as easy as you might think.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/were-sorry-you-cant-join-our-street-gang-because-you-dont-know-ballet

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Avon DeRussate • mastodon (AP)

"UK heatwave to beat historic June 1976 record as scientists issue β€˜dangerous’ 45C warning"

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/heatwave-uk-weather-forecast-june-1976-b3001062.html

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Captain Packrat • mastodon (AP)
Roly's Fudge Pantry in the link image is just hitting me as incredibly funny.
Avon DeRussate • mastodon (AP)

@captpackrat

There is a branch in York. Too sweet for me. Makes my teeth itch


Pippin friendica

Content warning: CW: dumb joke


Paco Panda • mastodon (AP)
It’s a Cow Boy!!
A quiet day at the farm sounds pretty perfect to Moofin.
Drawing done during Furlandia 2026, at the Artists Alley :D
For Moofin
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Phil M0OFX • hometown (AP)
The Amazing Digital Circus was great but I'm holding out for the VHS release of the Amazing Analog Circus
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surly the opposite of Amazing Digital Circus would be Disappointing Analogue Rodeo or something
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Furo • mastodon (AP)
OwO What's this?
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Pippin friendica
Fuck this Wednesday in particular.
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Obscura, Cheetah • mastodon (AP)
That's entirely too many degrees! D:
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"I've heard that a dragon can always find a princess."

"We can always find," said the dragon, "what we hoard."

"You have been known to gather princesses. You'd know."

"Yes, but..." The dragon hesitated. "If she doesn't know, it's not my place to tell."

"Oh," said the prince. "What if they ask?"

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Kora - Caramel Fox • mastodon (AP)
a lil help please? I'm lost :neofox_googly_shocked:
@Korawolfsrain The prince has started question their gender, and wonder if they might be a princess. They've gone to ask the dragon, hoping for a definitive answer.
The dragon could say, but refuses to, not wanting to influence the young royal.
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