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Aaron mastodon (AP)

Price fixing? Illegal.
Price fixing via algorithm? Hella profitable!

Theft? Illegal.
Algorithmic theft (AI)? The next big tech revolution!

Discrimination? Illegal.
Discrimination via algorithm? Innovation!

Murdering people? Illegal. Murdering people via algorithm? Multibillion dollar industry!

Basically, in America everything completely evil becomes super awesome and "innovative" if you hand off responsibility to a proprietary black box of code and victimize working people.

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TIL that despite the fact that sites like rust's crates.io require you to have a github account for authentication, creating a github account solely for the purposes of authentication is against the terms of service, and if you do that, your account may be suspended:

https://lobste.rs/s/z6ewrf/radicle_1_0#c_uf58pe

please please please #getOffGithub but if you can't move your own projects off it yet at least stop assuming everyone else uses it

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Emma (IPG) mastodon (AP)

the console modding process should teach you why you should always keep your OS and web browser up to date... given the process for PS3, Wii U, Vita, PS4 etc is just going to a webpage in the browser and getting full kernel access

imagine that but on your computer or your phone

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Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
Today is the day - 1.0! C'mon, lizard doggo - let's build some factories! #Satisfactory
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Musky Cyber Raccoon mastodon (AP)

So glad I am not the only Fur that is super pumped for this! I can't wait to get back to my desk and start a new save ^^

Also, your suit is wonderful. I find those with Feline Sonas tend to be the best when it comes to cute poses :neofox_blep:

Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)

@TrashyFur Yus! I've been really enjoying it a ton! ADA certainly has gotten quite sassy! X3

And thank you so much - appreciate it! ❤


You ever just lie back and marvel at the internet? Think about the massive scale of the infrastructure, the thousands of kms of undersea cable stringing together a World-Wide Web built on hundreds of years of electrical knowledge. Transistors too small to see, to tonnes of copper and fibre too long to comprehend.

All so I can watch '[Furry ASMR] Petting Hyena Boyfriend To Sleep'

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Ret mastodon (AP)
just remember a lot of it is built & maintained by furries. it all makes a lot more sense when you remember that...
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Wuffpet mastodon (AP)
Plush wolves are just big dogs….so treat them so and put them outside!
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lori mastodon (AP)

This is actually the OPPOSITE of doomposting but:

Don't let Cohost make you think that better things aren't possible online. Cohost actually had a better conversion rate than most websites by FAR. People WERE in fact willing to pay for a site that doesn't try to trick them into watching ads or engaging for clicks. They just had a poor business plan. But I've seen posts like "guess nobody's willing to pay to not be the product..." and that's not what happened here at all, people were in fact willing to pay, heck some people were buying extra subscriptions (which functionally did nothing) just to pay MORE.

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Troggie is le tired mastodon (AP)

Dear tech bros,
As someone who craves routine & will happily stick with a product they like forever as long as it doesn’t change much, please quit fucking with stuff.

I’m sick of being pushed from browser to browser, app to app because companies keep being dickheads.

Stop being dickheads.
Stop inserting ads and preventing me from blocking that shit.
Stop pumping “AI” into products when nobody wants it.

I will be the most loyal user if you’d just stop fucking with stuff.

#ActuallyAutistic

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Kevin Beaumont mastodon (AP)

“Ford Motor Company is seeking a patent for technology that would allow it to tailor in-car advertising by listening to conversations among vehicle occupants, as well as by analyzing a car’s historical location and other data, according to a patent application published late last month.”

Don’t buy Ford cars.

https://therecord.media/ford-patent-application-in-vehicle-listening-advertising

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Phil M0OFX hometown (AP)
I'd love to set up a company which exists solely to patent annoying anti-consumer ideas like this, and sue anyone who tries to implement them. It'd be funny as hell to use the system against itself.
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I'm not surprised by Cohost's shutting down; it seemed to me from the beginning that this was probably the trajectory of things. But it was clear that Cohost was a valuable place on the internet for many people and I think it's good and okay for people to mourn losing that. It's hard. Be nice to people on your timeline who are having a sad time pls.
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If you don't read anything from that link I posted yesterday, at least read this part.
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Mathieu Goux mastodon (AP)
Excalibeurre
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the nonbinary variant of godfather/godmother is godzilla
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Paul Cantrell mastodon (AP)

A coworker of mine years ago once said of James Earl Jones’s voice, “When he says ‘This…is CNN,’ you think to yourself, ‘Oh my GOD, it is, why did I never think about that??!?”

There’s something I want you to about James Earl Jones: he was a person who stuttered.

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Paul Cantrell mastodon (AP)

This is James Earl frigging Jones. •The• voice. Stuttered. His whole life. Poetry and acting helped him speak.

We judge people impulsively and •incredibly• harshly by how they speak: a stutter, an accent, a dialect, how they make a certain sound, how they sound.

In honor of James Earl Jones, let’s all just try to find that judgement within ourselves, grab it with both hands, and yank it out. I know I’ll try.

/end

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Paul Cantrell mastodon (AP)

P.S. Some quick advice if you’re talking to a person who stutters:

Relax. Be patient. Don’t rush them. Don’t be anxious for them. Don’t “help” them by completing their word for them. (It’s NOT helpful!) If a stutter starts, let them find their own way through it. Chill. You’re good. It’s all good. Show them you’re listening and attentive, and you don’t mind them taking the time they need. Give them your patience, your attention, and your acceptance.

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abadidea mastodon (AP)
I would like to impress upon product managers that a code security review does not consist of me sitting down with the files in alphabetical order and reading each and every line exactly once in order and checking off whether it is or isn’t secure
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this is one of the reasons I started asking "when someone new joins the team how many weeks does it typically take them to get up to speed with it?", rather than "how many LoC?"

even when the answers are inaccurate, they are illuminating.

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abadidea mastodon (AP)
And if you’re wondering what it IS then, I would describe security review as more like mapping a cave system than reading a document.
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I said it before and I'll say it again:

"AI model learns, therefore it is intelligent" is like saying "computer programs run, therefore they have legs."

Metaphors like "program runs" or "model learns" are useful, but are just that: metaphors.

Drawing conclusions on their basis is folly.

Keep that in mind next time AI-hypers try to draw equivalences between a child going to a museum and then making their own art, and a LLM gobbling up terabytes of text and then generating word salad.

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Evi SnowMew mastodon (AP)

Dodocumentation
/dŏ-dŏ-k″yə-mĕn-tā′shən/
Noun

A piece of documentation or writing that when you write it, you are certain nobody will ever read.

See also: extinct, #documentation, #software development, #confluence

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Also, the irony of making people say things like "unalive" while showing absolute vile ads
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I've been looking on Amazon for things to replace in my room and I'm absolutely astonished at how it devolved into a confusing mess with products by weird keysmash companies
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Content warning: long fediblock related rant

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🆎 mastodon (AP)
This decision took me far far too long to reach.
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🆎 mastodon (AP)

The final straw was in whatever stupid mode it got itself into, we could not even FORCE the boiler to make hot water, by pushing what is meant to be a manual override button. And my wife wanted to go for a shower.

So, that's the end of that shitty chapter. I'm glad that at least it wasn't a long chapter.

Disrecommend Hive.

If you move into a new house, don't try and fucking take over an old system. Rip it out.

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🆎 mastodon (AP)

Remember when programmer timers... didn't require and app, which required an email address, mobile number, etc etc etc? Remember those days?

This ordeal started with "hmm I really should figure out the hot water scheduling, as, frankly, it hasn't been reliable and we've been using boost a lot".

And ended with, "this is unusable trash".

Genuinely may temporarily put this in its place :

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Extreme Electronics mastodon (AP)

I bought an even simpler one, works brilliantly even with no internet.

I had a similar experience with a hive. Plus i didn't trust upnp to something I have zero control over.

Phil M0OFX hometown (AP)
@Extelec Is it the usual 433MHz simple RF protocol style, or something a little fancier e.g. Zigbee?
I think the Hive is meant to be Zigbee but they stuck some proprietary nonsense on top.
Chris Burton mastodon (AP)
good choice we made a label mod to make it easier to use (it's in a charity holiday home) but other than that it's been working well for years 🤣 .
Phil M0OFX hometown (AP)
@burtyb You just can't beat simplicity!

When a service shuts down due to funding a lot of people say they can do it better for cheaper who seemingly aren't doing it better for cheaper
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keirFox mastodon (AP)

Found a channel full of vintage computing furries, invite someone I know there that works at the local particle accelerator because he has access to some cool, old tech. Fairly niche. A discussion starts in the channel only for another furry who works at a particle accelerator across the country to begin sharing their work, too.

The fandom is amazing.

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4 8 15 16 23 42 mastodon (AP)
you ever think about how we could have a much better society if we didn't allow the most greedy and ruthless among us to make the rules?
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lori mastodon (AP)

Hey remember what I was saying about how Cohost was going to announce they were closing and only THEN start work on export tools for people's posts, which I guarantee they will not do because as of today they're already no longer paying themselves, and there's no way they're going to work on the site that hard when they find other jobs?

Yeah, this is just the start of the ride. Keep watching what happens from here.

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🪐 We've been on Mastodon for many years, but I'm gonna go ahead and post this old Xenia drawing anyways, in case any of our followers from Cohost are checking these tags

#hicohost #artistsoncohost #cohost #heycohost

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Potato ENTHUSIAST mastodon (AP)
Updated for 2024
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Fumi Bat mastodon (AP)

Crash Bandicoot's 28th birthday!!! Tell him happy birthday! ❤️🎉

#crashbandicoot #toony #fanart

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sirlan <( rawrr ) sharkey (AP)
animating is less a of skill and more of a psychological disorder
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Hazelnoot ActivityPub

Content warning: cohost shutdown

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Patricia Aas mastodon (AP)
I did nothing interesting and messed up my knee again. Other people do athletic stuff and get injured, I change a lightbulb and then limp.
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Bitslingers-R-Us akkoma (AP)
Reminds me of this. The mailbox part happened to my brother not long ago, and the getting hit by a car part happened to me more than once as a teenager. I doubt I'd fare so well now.
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merlin / alex glow mastodon (AP)
[This was a cute and silly joke, but thanks to current events, I'm taking it down. Take care, errbody 💙]
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🐾 Jordan 🐾 mastodon (AP)

I'm going for a walk; would you like to come along with me?

🧵 Fursuit made by @lupesuits

#furry #furries #furryfandom #fursona #fursuit #fursuits #fursuiting #fursuiter #LupeSuits

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If Labour had any sense they would’ve got Ed Miliband to make a move to immediately reform the electricity market so that wholesale prices aren’t largely determined by the price of gas fired generation. A bold but long overdue move would potentially halve the domestic unit rate, with an immediate win for inflation, and render the whole question of the winter payment moot. That would’ve been smart joined up strategy benefitting everyone. Doesn’t look like they’re capable of that.
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Xoa Gray mastodon (AP)

"There's virtually nothing that the average person can do (to protect their privacy)."
Chris Gilliard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc7_TKN0kfw

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I bet shutting down all the AI data centers would probably make being carbon neutral a lot easier.
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Gads but I owe @SimonTesla for letting me know you can include a terminal comma in a list in both Javascript and C#. It's saved me *so* much needless fussing.
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Kay Ohtie mastodon (AP)
being able to regex find/replace and have a trailing comma be okay is always excellent
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@KayOhtie Everything is just *so* much *easier*.
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Draki mastodon (AP)
Yoooooo! Still #MacroMonday !
Get sum hips, lil'! 😋🎉
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Jake The Fox mastodon (AP)
Big tails are nice, I remember when I wore a small tail because I couldn't find anything better, those were dark times.
Draki mastodon (AP)
@jakethefox Awwwwhrhrhr, yay!
There's always a bigger tail and that's awesome!
*rly likes all type of tails* ☺️🥰
*Wanna see yours! 😸
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