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Pippin friendica
Severance, but, rather than being triggered by a specific place, your severed personality activates when you're in fursuit. Hmm.
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Jencen mastodon (AP)
you mean that's not /meant/ to happen >.>
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Pippin friendica
@Jencen Ah, so you have it installed already? I guess you ticked the box to have your memory of the operation wiped! How are the headaches? 😋
Pippin friendica
I am intrigued by Severance, but there are several bits of the science fiction that don't sit well with me. Like the numbers task. I can only believe that is a fake job, used as a distraction while the severed employees fulfil some other requirement, one they are not even aware of. And severed personality activation. Does the brain chip monitor its location (by GPS? Through the skull!?) and activate by itself? Is it remote location monitoring and remote control? (Remote control is certainly possible — see overtime.) Beacons at entrances and exits? We haven't seen any failure modes of the location tracking so it's hard to know. The outdoor exercise seemed odd because it seemed like a location where there might be bad comms coverage, yet it still all worked. Location tracking seems insanely accurate, being able to tell, for example, very accurately, which side of a door a person is on. I know, it's fiction, but this kind of thing bugs me when it's meant to be plausible.
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Pippin friendica

So, what did I do today?

(6 photos, you may have to click through to the original instance to see them all.)

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Content warning: uspol, on why policing gender is absolutely antithetical to the first amendment

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Content warning: on why policing gender is absolutely antithetical to the first amendment


TundraWolf mastodon (AP)

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

Have you tried not using Microsoft, Google, Amazon and Apple products?

Have you tried not using generative AI?

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TundraWolf mastodon (AP)

I just failed a captcha because I was thinking in British. The captcha required the identification of all fire hydrants, which over here are holes in the ground with a cover that has the letters 'F H' moulded into it, sometimes. They categorically are not the curiously shaped iron/steel erections that pop out of the ground in parts of the United States.

The more I see of this, the more sympathy I have with Max Zorin.

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As you know, everywhere on Earth looks like America, where they then they wonder why no one else wants their self driving cars
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Chloé Raccoon mastodon (AP)
I want to do a UK captcha, that gets americans to click on our fire hydrants...
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stop comparing yourself to others. the only progress that matters is you versus the you from the past.
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this is mostly a callout post for myself.
I was about to tell you to take your own advice before I saw you recognizing your self callout. Lololol
Anthropy mastodon (AP)
but but I want to be better than myself AND everyone else all at once while also being lazy and only sporadically actually doing things :pensive_blob:
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Juggling With Eggs mastodon (AP)

When the world’s policeman and paramedic turns into the world’s mafia godfather, we have a problem which few world leaders are willing to a knowledge…

There are millions of global casualties to #Trump’s DOGE cuts. Deaths are occurring daily because of his actions and the safety of the US has been severely compromised. Science is financially in retreat.

There is a void therefore that needs to be met with action. Other countries must fill the breach. But they won’t accept US they knew is dead.

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CheRosach mastodon (AP)
By 2030, humanity will require the equivalent of two Earths to sustain its current consumption patterns, according to the Living Planet Report. This stark projection highlights the unsustainable path we are on, where our demands for resources far exceed the planet’s capacity to regenerate them. The report emphasizes that human demands on natural resources have doubled in less than 50 years, creating a significant ecological overshoot.
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Pippin friendica

I'm beginning to realise that the way to write good stories is to come up with some characters you really like… then torture them without mercy. Absolutely put them through the wringer. Ensure they barely survive, and that (at least if they were normal people) they'll suffer PTSD forever more. Then do it some more.

I'm not sure I have the stomach to be that kind of writer.

Nall :therian: mastodon (AP)
Nor me. I am tending towards more cosy stories: low-stakes, whimsical, affirming. Hopeful ^^
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Pippin friendica
@Nall :therian: Yis, someone did mention "slice of life" as being an alternative to "conflict" as a basis for stories, so it's good to know conflict isn't the be-all and end-all!
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Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
You! Yup you right there. You're a cutie! ❤ #FursuitFriday
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Shadow Cheetah mastodon (AP)
Can't argue with someone factually pointing at me!
Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
@shadowcheets Definitely a cutie chee! ❤

I hope everybody at Confuzzled this weekend has a fantastic time! I'm not there but 💛 @azakir 💛 is so give them a hug! And watch them MC Confuzzled's Got Talent, Paws on Water, and the Dance Competition, and help judge the silly debate in Maws vs. Paws!

📷 Zelandeth
🐉 also featuring Arkie and Grace
🌍 Confuzzled 2024
⌚ #FursuitFriday

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Simon Tatham mastodon (AP)

Two different approaches to debugging a software problem:

The Sudoku approach: stare at the limited set of clues you have, and think harder and harder about them until you find a way to deduce something useful.

The Minesweeper approach: don't even try to figure out the solution from only the clues you have right now. Instead, focus on finding a way to acquire another clue, and then using that to get another, and so on. Eventually you've collected so many clues that the answer is obvious.

Sometimes the Sudoku approach is necessary, because you've got all the clues you're ever going to get. But I think my new motto is "Never Sudoku a problem when you can Minesweeper it."

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Niranjan Fartare mastodon (AP)
The Sudoku approach totally makes sense!
Jonathan Schofield mastodon (AP)
the LLM minesweeper approach https://mastodon.social/@reference_error/114578606993733704
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Eniko Fox mastodon (AP)
AI is an eldritch horror. it is an incomprehensibly vast being but without physical form, not truly alive or aware of anything, though it consumes human knowledge and spits out a perversion of it. those who get too close to it are driven mad, and worship it as a deity that will lead them to salvation, even though it is not even aware of them and will lead them to destruction instead
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Jargoggles mastodon (AP)
Tech bros really thought, "We haven't had an immense, incomprehensible force accidentally wander through our reality, completely unthinking, unfeeling, and/or uncaring as to the human suffering it leaves in its wake... and that's a shame. Let's create that ourselves."
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"Name one of the most common lies you hear today."

You have successfully unsubscribed from this mailing list.

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Flits mastodon (AP)
Wait, what mailing list? I didn't even sign up for that!

The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed.

There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.

"Curious. What ritual is this?"

"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"

"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #vss

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It went on to train every Roomba on Earth.

Furo mastodon (AP)
It's easy to be nice
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Content warning: art of xenia and tux, kinda soft

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Content warning: Cursed yet wholesome, open at your own risk

Content warning: Cursed yet wholesome, open at your own risk


Ret mastodon (AP)

God, the dryer is performing so much better now. If you own a tumble dryer and you haven't taken it to bits and cleaned it in >3 years, DO IT NOW.

It reduces the risk of fire and improves efficiency.

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I don't know how true this is, but I love the thought.
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yeah and im losing interest in mediocre men making light of the actual torture trans women are subjected to

TundraWolf mastodon (AP)

There was a programme on the radio on Monday where consumers and people from the auto industry were comparing notes about the latest compulsory driver's aids.

Most of the consumers were complaining that they didn't work, were intrusive or did the wrong thing, with constant complaints about lane guidance going mad at junctions. One driver had the misfortune to have a car that misread speeds signs causing it to produce an alarm on the dash board. The problem was, when they looked at the dash board, it produced another alarm telling them to look at the road.

The talking head from industry said that the technology could not really be held responsible for not being able to understand certain circumstances and that drivers needed to be aware of the responsibilities. Can you imagine industry saying that if a hydraulic failure caused a plane to drop out of the sky? It was the pilot's fault for not understanding their responsibilities? How?

If a safety of life technology is not ready, you don't ship it. It is statements like that that make me want to ask awkward questions in public forums, like 'Have you heard of EN 61508?'

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Chloé Raccoon mastodon (AP)
The Q30 is great at IDing the speed discs on the back of HGVs as signs on the motorway. And the NSL sign with KM/h on it is a complete mystery to me...
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Paco Panda mastodon (AP)

The Pacific Northwest holds a kind of beauty: forests, mountains, rivers, the ocean, and the way the sound of Snoqualmie Falls blends into the trees.
And in the middle of it all, Andy's family, simply sharing a moment that feels real.

They are Andy, Cove, Geo, Storm, and Sprout.
Illustration for Anthro Northwest
https://www.anthronorthwest.com

Digital. Procreate.

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I love how extra features on clocks are called 'complications'

we should use this for extra functionality on everything

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"At last!" He held up a simple gold ring. "I have searched for this for years!"

"What is it?"

"A shapeshifting ring. I'll put it on... Imagine myself as... Ah! Wonderful!"

"I see no difference?"

"I have no joint pain!"

"Wow! Can it do other changes?"

"Anything you can imagine. Want to try?"

#TootFic #MicroFiction #VSS #SmallStories

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Denian mastodon (AP)
I'll be honest, I'd use it differently (like reducing my height so I can comfortably lie on a couch without my feet awkwardly dangling over the armrest...), but this medical use is definitely worth remembering...
David W. Jones mastodon (AP)
Love it! Thanks for writing it!

Food for thought.
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Halfy! mastodon (AP)
oh gawd it's the con tomorrow
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Sweep mastodon (AP)
*cue panic*

Thumper mastodon (AP)
My paws are occupied, but Tucker's puppy paws are available!
📸 @keyy
#PawDay
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I really do wish that little flashy thing from Men in Black was real sometimes. I want to unlearn some things I've learned, so that I can just go about life not caring about them anymore.
Knowledge is power, but it's also like Pandora's box, once you open it things will never be the same.
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Happy #PawDay! 🐾💜🐾

Obscura and Rezz made by Roofur

Photos of Rezz by @Kishi

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Ronin surrounded by Dario and Raucous as balloons, he just wanted a hug by both of them, but Raucous bites.

Pic for Ronin, Dario and Raucous
Done during TFF's Artists Alley
Traditional. Pencil

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I feel like this guy is the spiritual successor of Tom Scott. Well worth a sub. https://youtu.be/K1VBCjEcyJE
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Ret mastodon (AP)
@Cal :blobfoxhappy: I'm absolutely down for his dry humour and delivery too. So good.
Colin mastodon (AP)
@xanthe yeah been watching him for a lil while. Def worth it.

(Awful burning meltdown of an IT disaster)

(Guy in suit and tie turns up) “oh for fuck’s sake…”

(Purple dog fursuiter turns up) “LET’S GO we’re fuckin’ SAVED!”

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PupGhost unkn (AP)
Don’t say that to the suiter, you’ll get them all excited

TundraWolf mastodon (AP)
The sudden eruption of white smoke from rack 22R in the data centre indicates that the cluster has elected a new leader,
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Chloé Raccoon mastodon (AP)
Or it blew a head gasket?
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A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated and an alien emerged. It skittered to a notice board and carefully studied one of the posters.

It returned to the spaceship and soon came out carrying a cat and a mobile phone.

"Hi, we have found your cat Pebbles...Yes... Our secret base on Ganymede."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Ach so... 🇺🇦 mastodon (AP)
My cat favourited this by tapping on my phone 😂
I didn't know she can read that fast, but yes, she was right 😀
Mer-fOKxTOwl mastodon (AP)
i wonder if every planet with life has this one species that certainly can teleport. but its always a different one. so if you find one of them out of place you can lure it to yiur spaceship and bring it back where it came from.
if it does not immediately teleports on your ship again.

Paco Panda mastodon (AP)

There’s something about the moment just before the arrow flies, like the world knows something’s about to change.
Somehow, even in any tension, Cifer makes it look easy. It’s not just about hitting the mark. It’s about choosing when to let go, and why.

Picture for Cifer, the jackal.
Digital. Procreate

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HashRaydamon mastodon (AP)
Nice pose!

Ret mastodon (AP)
look what they did to monopoly
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Ainsley Lowbeer mastodon (AP)
Do not pass data, do not collect 200 Euros.
Windfisch mastodon (AP)
Go to VBAT. Go directly to VBAT. Do not pass PA2. Do not collect USART_TX.

Q ✨ mastodon (AP)
OH: "sniffing the DNS glue records"
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Pippin friendica
Just watched The Matrix again. I find I'm appreciating it more now than when it was new. Must be galling for the writer/directors to have their deadnames scrawled all over the credits, though.
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CheRosach mastodon (AP)
The Earth will still exist long after humanity becomes extinct
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Pippin friendica

We can ruin the biosphere enough to make ourselves go extinct, but life will go on. Something else will evolve to take advantage of whatever wreck we leave behind!

It really is about self-preservation, and presenting it as "caring for the environment" or "saving the planet" doesn't quite express that. Perhaps we need to make more noise about the fact that we need to do these things to save ourselves.

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Ret mastodon (AP)

Somewhere, somebody woke up today with the intent to create another layer of make tooling on top of all existing layers.

Don't be that person.

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