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POV: What the dog does when no one’s at home
✂️ - @wowdragonstudiosuits
#fursuit #furry

(Screen capture since meta decided to disable audio outside of Instagram)

Original: https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DbSSQ3SKojt/

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Someone needs to invent a way to automatically mark the point in audiobooks where you fell asleep.
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Wren mastodon (AP)
AirPods have a “pause when you fall asleep” feature now. Weirdly, not the watch.
Dragon mastodon (AP)
Netflix's engineering teams did actually build that functionality during a Hackathon but it never got released.

'xlogo' is close to the simplest possible X11 program. But it has so many uses.

• A ruler! Make an xlogo, drag it to a size, and if your WM shows a size tooltip as you drag, you can measure distances in pixels. Any X11 app works for this (unless it's sized in character cells or something) but you want one that doesn't try to do any actual _stuff_ as a side effect.

• Also, in reverse, 'xlogo -geometry 1920x1080' and then you have a nice rectangle you can check if some other window fits into.

• An alarm clock! Sleep until a certain time and then open an xlogo too large to miss. Doesn't disturb your colleagues, but if you're looking away when it appears, that's fine, it's still there.

• A colour chart! What do those names like 'OliveDrab' mean anyway? 'xlogo -bg thingy'

• An inert X session-lifetime process, if anyone still uses those.

• Just occasionally, you might even want to display the X11 logo, or find out how to. (The xlogo source is the official definition of the logo.)

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Andrew Ball mastodon (AP)
Also handy to see whether 'render' works on your display.
Simon Tatham mastodon (AP)
@ball ah, using the -render option? I hadn't noticed that existed!
Major Denis Bloodnok mastodon (AP)
Someone does still have an X session-lifetime process (it's an xclock).

Had a lovely time at the Sheffield Furmeet this weekend! Was a pretty chill meet, lots of new folk and checked off “installing Windows XP live at a furmeet”!

Took Midnight out and tried out a weird old Leica camera on the furries too. Good day!

📸: _lucasholt_
#Furry #furmeet #Sheffield

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A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated and a distraught alien emerged.

"What's happened to the library? It's gone! The one thing your civilization had going-"

"They moved to a new building," a passer-by said. "Don't you have ways of finding these things out?"

"Yes. I ask at the library."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Perrin42 mastodon (AP)
And then all the libraries closed, and they had to send a ship back in time to find a breeding pair of libraries and bring them to the present before the aliens destroyed the planet...
Jyrgen N mastodon (AP)

Yesterday at the supermarket checkout in front of me was a boy of maybe 8, 9 years or so who only wanted his bottle deposit back.

What warmed my heart was that he had a whole arm full of library books. I wouldn't have pegged him as a reader, but apparently he was. I loved seeing that.

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Sometimes what we need to hear isn't

"You can do it!"
Or
"Don't give up!"

but instead

"It's okay to realize something isn't working for you."
Or
"You can try again later."
Or even
"You didn't fail. You learned something, and that counts."

Sometimes pushing hard and cheering someone on is helpful to them. But it's just as important to realize when someone needs your compassion and gentleness, and to hear that they're still wonderful in your eyes if they don't, or didn't, meet their goals.

Just a few words of dragon wisdom.

🩵🩵🩵

#Dragon #DragonPosting #Compassion #Kindness

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Vincent Sparks mastodon (AP)

...I'm getting the feeling that this is one of those "Bwee secretly talking to themself" posts.

*hugs tight*

Someday doesn't have to be today. Baby steps are better than trying to do it all at once. The important thing is that, no matter how slowly, no matter how small the steps are and no matter how infrequent, you keep putting one foot in front of the other.

💙

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@AVincentInSpace *smiles* Got it, sorta.

I had a lot of "you can do it" responses to my post where I said I was trying to quit smoking. And it ended up making me put a lot of pressure on myself and freaking out when I couldn't do it. I really needed someone to say "It's noble to try, but if you have to try something else later if this attempt doesn't work out, that's okay too."

Vincent Sparks mastodon (AP)

Yeah. That.

You can admit something didn't work. You can learn from an experience, and that makes it not a failure. You can strategize and plan for next time. You can give yourself a break before working up the nerve to try again.

The one thing you *can't* do is say you're never going to successfully quit so why bother to try?

*That's* what I mean when I say "don't give up!" Not "I'll be disappointed if you don't do it this time." Not "you're at the starting line of a marathon, and if we just cheer hard enough, we know our Bwee isn't going to trip or run out of breath".

Marathons are hard even for really fit people, and your lungs aren't in the best shape. You're gonna stop for breath. You're gonna stumble. And sometimes it's gonna feel like you got dragged all the way back to the start. You can walk the whole way. You can stop for breath for 20 minutes every 500 steps. You can not take a single step for a month. You can take 10 years to get 26.2 miles.

But don't you *dare* turn around.

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Vincent Sparks mastodon (AP)

We're gonna be there to pick you up every time you trip (like we did the other day), and pour water in your mouth when you get thirsty. And you best believe that when you finally cross that finish line (and at every single mile marker between now and then!) we're gonna celebrate like Trump died, no matter how long it takes.

Our faith in you was NOT misplaced. You're still trying. **That means you haven't failed.** You won't have failed until you decide you're not going to try to quit after all.

(And for the record, if you made a post tomorrow that said "I've decided that trying to quit is too hard and not worth it, and I'll probably smoke till I'm on my death bed", I'd be disappointed. I'd be very disappointed. But I wouldn't stop loving you. (Platonically.) I'd show up in your mentions every single day, hugging and smuggling and doing everything I know how to make you happy, because I like seeing you happy.)

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Vincent Sparks mastodon (AP)

But that's not the Bwee I know. And if you post your one month smoke free fifteen years from today, and then have another cigarette the day after, I'll still be cheering for you, and I'll fight you tooth, nail, and electric-shock-giving tentacle tip if you try to call that failure.

And I'll also turn all those same weapons on anyone else in your replies who does.

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Aaawww wow. Gosh. Thank you Vincent! I really appreciate that, and I understand. I think a lot of my response to "Don't give up" is a bit of a trauma one, because my mother, in my younger days, was a good cheerleader... but she always scolded me when I failed or gave up doing something, and it led me to internalize things not going well and wanting to do something else instead as being absolute failure I can never come back from. It's hard to shake those feelings, but I'm trying. 🩵🩵🩵🩵
Thanks bweee. now i’m crying again. 💙🫂💙

"Excuse me," the man at the bar said, "but I couldn't help overhearing. Are you really saying you refuse to pick one?"

"I don't see why I should have to."

"It's a core part of one's identity!"

"My gender and sexuality-"

"Oh!" He looked relieved. "I thought you were talking about football teams."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Duncan mastodon (AP)

I'm always kind of impressed by people who move to where the rival of their team is based and are open about their affiliation.

I'm not a club football bloke but some people get way too intense about it!

Tor Iver Wilhelmsen mastodon (AP)
(Laughs nervously in Glasgow Rangers vs. Celtics)

Watercolor Studies: Koda in Riomaggiore (4/20)

Riomaggiore was my absolute favorite from all the villages of Cinque Terre, all five are wonderful but if I had to make a top favorites, this one would be on my number 1. Labyrinthine, narrow, mysterious, where you turned corners and arrived at impressive and unexpected places, streets were only stairs, going up and down, suddenly the streets were tunnels that passed under the mountains, and suddenly you arrived at a beach. I chose many spots from Riomaggiore that you may see on upcoming days.

And here you can see Koda, the wah, walking the narrow streets of Riomaggiore, with the ocean on the background.

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HashRaydamon mastodon (AP)
Lovely 😍 😍 😍

Pippin friendica
In the spirit of "know your enemy", I tried out a couple of LLM-based generators for story-writing. *Very* interesting. Here's what I've written about the experience: https://eternamask.uk/trying-out-llms/ (And don't worry, the only part of what I've linked to that was generated is the ChatGPT session transcript I've uploaded, clearly marked, as a separate page.)

Wanna go to Chilean furry con now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywfK_mMqMcU
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janusfox 🍅 mastodon (AP)
sand proof eyes

Sometimes you just need to spend some time contemplating the sea. ❤ #FursuitFriday

Fozzaroo, Morro, @leggy2fast, Graham

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#FursuitFriday with @dogtibbs.bsky.social

📸 - @asplin.bsky.social

#fursuit #furry

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I can't believe not one DJ played Exploration Of Space by Cosmic Gate! 😄 I'll wind in the costume pictures now, #emfcamp isn't really about that. #emfcamp2026 #cosplay #furry #cybergoth #cyberlox
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zool mastodon (AP)
they've been lovely to see, some serious costume inspo there! I've been doing samba dancing for that kick, but it's a bit conceptually constrained - your looks have an incredible range :)
Yag Fox mastodon (AP)
@zool I love costuming, every weekend is something different! Think I'm up to around 600 so far! 😄
@zool
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honestly I've been loving your costumes, hope to see them in person next EMF or CFz!

First #FursuitFriday after EMF!

Have some EMF Pestings!

I found a load of blinkenlights on my jollies!

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Leina mastodon (AP)
Awwwww, such a cute drgn! 💜 💙

#trashcompactor at #nullsector at #emfcamp I did not know what this was, but thought it would benefit from a #laser 😄
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I want to say you got an amazing outfit, super pretty!
Martin Hamilton mastodon (AP)
Aha - thank you, mysterious Laser Benefactor! I will now picture you leaving a trail of lasers everywhere you go, like sparkly breadcrumbs...

Content warning: Somewhat dark burrs, death mention

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Xoa Gray mastodon (AP)

Content warning: Somewhat dark burrs, death mention

LeoBurr mastodon (AP)

Content warning: Somewhat dark burrs, death mention

DeltaWye mastodon (AP)

Content warning: Somewhat dark burrs, death mention


i think vrchat reminds me too much of going to bars and not being able to socialize because i don't know anyone and then going home and wondering what's wrong with me fundamentally as a human being because i don't know why people have fun at social events like that
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Pippin friendica
I tried VR Chat once. Pottered around a few worlds which apparently had other furries in, even found one with some people I knew in (amongst lots of other people) but was too scared to actually come into visual range of anyone. Just hid, skulked around the perimeter, admired the 3D world for a bit, and finally fled. Even my crippling shyness would probably find it easier to talk to people in real life, honestly.
Pippin friendica
Huh. It occurs that one place I *have* been able to talk reasonably esily in a virtual world is in Minecraft. I go there with the expectation that I'll just bibble around on my own, and if someone else arrives there's nothing *requiring* talking, which somehow makes it easier. Weirdly, the fact that it's not there just for chatting makes it easier to start chatting.

Soft bean mood 💚

🪡: Faruku
📷: HoneyFolf
https://www.furtrack.com/p/1954575

#fursuitfriday

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puzzle games need to be less hard these days because life is hard enough and i just want to feel smart for like 2 seconds instead of the soul crushing imposter syndrome the rest of my life feels like
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Mycroft 🐇 mastodon (AP)

I have an open source sudoku app that I can import new puzzles in a thousand at a time, I go for medium because I can solve them in 5-8 minutes which is just enough time to do a couple during a work break

... a couple dozen, then it's time for lunch

Kat the Leopardess mastodon (AP)
Thats actually some really good insight . I still like puzzle games but this reasoning may explain to me why, for some people, puzzle games are not thier cup of tea
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"I'm bored," Zenon said. "Are we there yet?"

"I told you," Odysseus growled, "to stop asking that."

"Oh yeah? What are you going to do, somehow double the time we have left to go?"

"Yes! Every time you ask! Just to spite you!"

"Pfff. Are we there yet?"

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Laura gotosocial (AP)
Zenon? Is this a reference to Zeno of Elea (the one who came up with Zeno's paradoxes)?
@laura A nod to Zeno, but he was around much later.
Khleedril mastodon (AP)
Just imagine if he had Zenon and a young Sisyphus in the back of the car together.

How Can I Get to Morrow If I Leave This Town Today? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEilPR1PXko
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Pippin friendica
Now that's the kind of comedy we don't seem to get any more.

A brief moment going back to nature at #emfcamp2026.
#furry #emfcamp #costume #cosplayer #arcticfox
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JotBePunkt mastodon (AP)
great fursuit, haven’t seen you on EMF

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Pippin friendica
You have good outfits :> (And the accordionning is pretty neat too ;))

During one of the late-night art jams at Anthrocon, while the rain was pouring outside, I had the chance to draw Snowybark. Encouraging him to draw with us. Art jams are one of my favorite convention moments!
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"Britain today is a powerhouse of ideas, experiments, imagination"

We could offer a full time night time laser enhancement to the #emfcamp sign if people fancied it? Plus photographic lighting for a proper selfie spot? This was a random test I did with battery powered kit on Saturday night (thanks to the passing stranger who agreed to wave the portable fog machine around whilst I took the picture). #emfcamp2026

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Daniel Murphy mastodon (AP)
oooh! Heck yeah, that sounds sweet!
Daniel Murphy mastodon (AP)
if I'm able to make it to 2028, I'd be happy to help with setting this up and testing the effect with my big camera if that'd be helpful?
Kat Five mastodon (AP)
♥️♥️♥️

Happy belated birthday to @thatcosmicfox (Ig)

📸 - hazelnutcoyote

#fursuit #furry

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Pippin friendica
Venjent — nailing it as usual.

The best thing about #legwarmers is warm legs! Also available in yellow! #emfcamp #emfcamp2026 #furry #cybergoth
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Content warning: Discworld, "Mort", mentions of (D|d)eath

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Ceralor mastodon (AP)

Content warning: Discworld, "Mort", mentions of (D|d)eath


I noticed a neighbour had set up a little library box in their front yard. I checked the books and saw they were all jumbled up.

I had only moved a few when a net fell on me.

"Gotcha! Oh..."

"What's going on?" I asked.

"There's a feral librarian around."

"Ah. Catch, tag, feed, release?"

"Yup."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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This is me as well.
Jessamyn mastodon (AP)
Relatable.

I think this might have been my favourite thing at #emfcamp2026 The Otter Plotter plots their GPS position, on an Etch a Sketch, on their belly! Just like a real otter! ❤️ #emfcamp #otterplotterbot
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InOtterNews mastodon (AP)
I approve!
Phil M0OFX hometown (AP)
I wondered what that did. I saw someone wheeling it around near the Robot Arms.
I'm still happy I got to pull World o' Techno around for a bit, that was a happy first.

Content warning: user interfaces,enshittification

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I was waiting for my robot friend when a sleek stranger came up to me.

"Hi!" they said.

"Um... hi?"

"Oh, sorry."

My phone pinged with a text from my friend: "Body's in for service, this is a loaner."

"Oh!" I said. "Er... Is it nice?"

"Can't wait to go back. This is..."

"Not you?"

"Not me."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #Smallstories

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Your friend is cheap.

Get the loaner with morphic nanites and soul transference...

...I bet your "friend" still owes you that twenty you loaned them years ago.

MidgePhoto mastodon (AP)
cf Altered Carbon and The Peripheral.
Richard Morgan and #GreatDismal

It’s only a “chiptune” if it comes from the MOS6581 region of France. Everything else is just sparkling audio.
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If I remember, costuming isn't very popular in #mastodon world, but we did get a few outfits out at #EMFcamp2026 #cybergoth #cyberlox #nullsector #EMFcamp #furry
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Dimitri Modderman mastodon (AP)
I loved all the costumes you brought and also loved doing the awesome dance to the music of the Rocky Horror Movie show on the Saturday afternoon in Null Sector. Loved the lasers, loved the laser lake, loved the outfits.

A study of reflection, using the medium of a mirrorball cat, and a lake full of lasers. #EMFcamp #EMFcamp26 #EMFcamp2026 #lasers #emf #laserlake #furry #mirroredcat
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Yag Fox mastodon (AP)
@RinaVolpina I was, as was the cat, who I don't think is on Mastodon yet!
it’s a small world! 😸

My part of an art trade with the amazing @Dingoroo during the Anthrocon's rainy evening of Friday, at a late art jam in the middle of the crowd, because the art corner room closed very early. Made on color pencils.
He's my absolute favorite dingoroo!
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Crankin' my gurdy 🎶

At londonfurs

📸 Squigglefluffs

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