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The round fluffy doofus returns! Captured here at Furrific 2026 by Rattie whom I believe was using an older camera. No complaints here, it just makes me even fuzzier!
If you look close you can see that I'm munching on a plushie Class 142 Pacer train. Practice for next Scotiacon which is going to have a kaiju theme.
I often find typos cognitively fascinating.
Some typos are just last-moment motor errors: "aimed for this key and hit the one next to it". Those are easy to understand. But others reveal much more interesting things about the mental process of driving your fingers on the keyboard, or even composing words.
I once aimed to type 'programs', and unexpectedly 'rpgroasm' came out. All the left-hand letters appear in the correct order, and so do all the right-hand letters, but they're interleaved in a spectacularly wrong way. That suggested that one part of my brain had sent an independent set of instructions to a subthing controlling each hand, and everything worked fine except the synchronisation between the two subthings.
There's another class of typo which I think of as 'brain got ahead of fingers': you're typing one word, but already thinking about a word that will come after it, and there's a crossover and you end up mixing up the two. Like 'bit bisect' in place of 'git bisect' – you're already planning the b, and it comes out of your fingers prematurely.
(Appropriately, as I typed _that_ sentence, 'in place' came out as 'pl inace', wow.)
Even the 'boring' motor errors have something cognitively interesting about them, just on the reading rather than writing side. We see 'adjacent letter on the keyboard' typos a lot, so our brains get good at correcting them. Sometimes _over_-correcting, so that you imagine a typo where none existed. When a sentence is a bit unexpected in context, I've been known to consider the possibility of a typo before figuring out how the sentence as originally spelled makes sense.
The best ones of those are when I hadn't even _realised_ the two words were a typo apart. I misread 'auction' as 'suction' once and it was a total surprise!
I wonder if there's any serious scholarly study of this kind of thing.
RE: https://hachyderm.io/@simontatham/117529635474475381
@jerrej ah, like my own example spoonerism elsewhere in the thread!
(That was unintended, but once I noticed it, I decided it should stay.)
@fritzoids in speech, one of the really interesting ones to me is the spoonerism. It's easy to see how the _first_ half happens: as you say, you're speaking word #1 while already thinking about word #2 and there's a crossover, so you turn (for example) "test words" into "west ...". But this idea doesn't explain the second half, where the part that went missing from word #1 is hauled back out of some kind of buffer and belatedly emitted. It would seem more natural to me if you _stop_ after saying the mangled first word, suddenly realising you've gone wrong somewhere.Last summer, at home with my windows open, I overheard an angry mother in the street outside yelling at her child "Go brush your hair and wash your ..." and then she stopped in confusion, because she'd meant to say "wash your hair and brush your teeth", and realised "wash your teeth" didn't make any sense. That's what I _expect_. Continuing on to say the nonsensical second half without even realising, that's more interesting!
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Just watched Forgotten Island. Pretty good. But I have to admit the best part was Raww. Kinda love him. A lot.
Those wings were an… interesting… idea… too… holy crap. Not sure whether they count as body horror or fantasy.
I forgot how much of a monument to imperialism the British Museum is
also anyone have the number for the Metropolitan Police? they might want to know about the stolen artefacts
Back in about August, Youtube suggested this to me: it was raining outside so i made this
I liked it, and I've been suggesting it on The8bitDrummer's suggestion list and finally today he happened to pick it. Start of the segment: https://www.youtube.com/live/cEDe4YoozV0?t=9210s His audience seemed to get into it too judging from the chat.
And his comments afterwards start here: https://www.youtube.com/live/cEDe4YoozV0?t=9456s
I think it went down really well. Feeling good! =^.^=
@ThePhoenix Aaah, I think you may be referring to this? https://www.aa.net.uk/ethernet/
I think (and their FAQ agrees) that's basically a leased line. I got some quotes for one a while back and the cheapest symmetric 1Gbps to this address was about £300/month (and I don't think it got much cheaper to reduce the data rate), so I'm not jumping on that particularly quickly. It's an option if I really need it. (There's also the 2-3 year typical minimum term to consider, given that I'm also trying to work out whether I want to change career.) I was hoping to have what I had at the old house: two *consumer* (i.e. cheap) internet access services with tunnels over each to my datacentre network and OSPF doing redundant routing over them.
A year ago I made Wellness Ping because someone I care about went silent and it took too long for anyone to notice.
v2.0 is now out.
It now works entirely over Signal, usernames or phone numbers, both for your check-ins and for your emergency contacts. Email isn't safe for everyone to use, but it's still there.
Three new security modules, all optional, stack as many as you want: PIN, authenticator 2FA, and passkeys.
The PIN has a duress option. Enter that one instead and your contacts get alerted immediately, while your screen says everything went fine. (really proud of this one. tweaked to the point of obsession so that response time for a duress PIN matches a normal one. nothing on your screen or in the timing gives it away.)
Also added vacation pause and custom alert messages, both of which people asked for.
v2.0 got a full security review before release. The check-in path is much harder to spoof now. Details in the release PR.
Free forever (as long as I'm alive) and open source.
oh and btw, the person who went missing, for whom I made this originally, turned out to be okay. It took a lot of time and a lot of effort to find them, but I did actually find them. I thought you might want to know that.
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The clocks changed. It’s dark. Set your lights to auto.I see so many cars with lights off!
If you don’t have auto remember to switch from daytime running lights to dipped headlights from 3ish when it gets dark.
Check both your headlights actually work too!
We've hit a point where we're using LLM's to search for vulnerabilities in software and exploit them, while other people are using LLM's to find those vulnerabilities and fix them. And this is quickly starting to force software development at rates that are too fast for human beings to keep up with.
So the software that should never have existed, (LLMs,) is allowing for exploitation at record speeds, and the people trying to stop that are then forced to use those same LLM's because people can't keep up with the pace of those machines. The LLM's created the issue and are now being used to try and fix the issue created by the LLMs.
And at the end of the day, human developers and software engineers are the ones that are being pushed out of the loop.
We're quickly moving towards a point where all software development has to be done with LLM's because no human being will be capable of handling the pace of exploitation from LLM's. Where the human element of programming will be totally removed outside of hobbyists. Or the people in alternative spaces where the fast pace of the WWW just doesn't touch. At least not yet.
Yeah, that's a conclusion I share. I wish we lived in a world that was kinder to LLM-vegans (or LLM pacifists?), but there's an arms race going on involving most of the world's existing software. And since the arms race seems to favor those playing offense,,we're not quite sure what's going to be left of it once the dust settles.
Let alone if it was worth defending in the first place.
This does not mean that a lot of LLM use is not gratuitous, grotesque or both.
The God of Bad Art gets offerings from all over the world, but in Their temple, They sometimes appear.
"Why bad art?" I ask.
"It is brave", the God replies.
"To try and fail?"
"No," the God chuckles. "Any creative work is a defiance of entropy, of Death itself. If you create, you do not fail."
@Darkhorse WinterWolf 🇪🇺 To be honest it's more the need to keep updating things and the number of things I've ended up looking after that can't easily be updated (or can't be updated at all) than any actual compromise I've had to respond to (thankfully I haven't had that in a long time). When reading about PHP2Shell there was a mention of an event of some kind back in August where apparently some company spent a lot of AI time finding a huge number of latent security bugs, so it could just be that this is a transient wave of disclosures and updates and that it'll die down as there are fewer bugs that current LLMs are capable of finding. But that's really just a guess.
(Ah yes, there it is: "as part of the OpenAI "Patch the Planet" project in August 2026" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP2Shell)
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A post-party mess. The little robot vacuum slid around the penthouse apartment cleaning up crumbs, champagne, and broken glass.
The music had been loud enough to rattle its bristles, rowdy laughter had assaulted its sensors. Then there'd been a torn sleeve. Sobbing. Stumbling steps.
Now there was its owner, the cause of the sobs by the balcony. One little scoot, a little scooch, under one foot, the other. The trash screamed all the way down.
When you're on the boat, you have to find the skipper!
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I've yet to see a human endeavour which isn't about money and power.
sometimes I will typo words into different homophones, happens more often for less common words. I would definitely clarify this as a typo, but it's a really odd example, where my brain knows the word, knows how it's spelled, but will hand it off to some other part of my brain, which transcribes it's thoughts and will somehow will end up wrong
I dunno its a weird one, it doesn't happen too often
they probably could. Of course nowadays there are at least hundreds of niche layouts (in part building on increasingly sophisticated computer analysis of growing corpuses of text - see eg https://layouts.wiki/guides/start/intro/ which has loads of examples).
I guess this means learning an alternative keyboard layout is actually a privacy issue - typo-fingerprints being another way to identify you just from your writing?
Why Alt Layouts?
Layouts WikiI never really learned to touch-type, and though I can type without looking at the keyboard, I think the pattern of my hand movements is not the same as a trained typist would use.
A significant reason for that is that most of my keyboard work has been programming, which is heavily weighted towards single words and symbols, rather than sentences, and short bursts of editing rather than just typing out contiguous 'tracts'.
yes, I've always thought formal touch-typing training is better suited to people typing English text than to programming.
I was never formally trained at all. I just typed, mostly on my own time, since an early age, and my motor cortex gradually optimised my actions without me really paying attention, until I could hit >100wpm on a good day. But it's noticeable that the style I evolved is not the usual touch-typing style with a fixed posture on the home keys. It's far more flexible – I can adapt to having a few fingers out of action (e.g. holding a pen or a snack) almost without having to think about it, just using whatever fingers I have for whatever they need to do. And I never use Caps Lock, because I find it easier to hold down Shift with one finger and just use the other 9 however seems sensible. And often I find my left hand covers _more_ than half of the letter keys, while my right hand is free to go for punctuation symbols and the arrow keys (or all the way over to the mouse or trackball), since – as you say – programming is much more heavily weighted towards both weird characters and editing your existing code.
Another noticeable thing about my posture is that my wrists don't bend outwards in the way they'd have to to settle my fingers on the home keys. My hands land on the keyboard at an angle, and just deal with it. Perhaps this is good for getting less RSI!
@pjacock yes, I too use my hands much more flexibly in terms of what finger I use for a given key, sometimes letting either hand cross over to "the other side" if that works best.
It's possible this flexibility increases the chance of 'mis-strikes' as my sense of my hand position drifts over time, but if ever lose a finger I ought to still be okay for typing.
I do use both shift keys, but still often use the same side shift as the other key I'm pressing. That's one habit I've actively tried to stop because I'm sure the way I use the side of my little finger to hold shift can't be good for it.
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I was taught touch typing - twice even, first on an electric typewriter, then on a terminal. I use a Wacom digitizer rather than a mouse, and I often catch myself typing with the pen between my fingers. Though I never paid attention to whether different fingers take over or I've found a way to hold it that allows me to use all ten fingers.
The wrist bending thing I never understood. Fingers have different lengths, with the pinky being the shortest, so to hit the keys optimally, the hands need to be at an inwards angle. For that reason I've never liked Microsoft Natural Keyboards, I need to push my elbows way out to get my hands at the optimal angle.
oh yes I frequently find I have one hand ahead of the other. I call this 'Quake Finger' as I attribute it to playing a lot of FPS games which trained the twitch reaction in my trigger hand to be 'leading' my thought patterns more than the other hand.
I have to deliberately type slower to avoid it 🤪
@Slash909uk oh, wow! I hadn't even begun to consider the influence of non-typing keyboard activities like gaming.
I don't _think_ I have any influences like that – I don't normally play twitchy games on a PC keyboard. (Console controllers more usually.)
But that does remind me that _something_ has happened to my keyboard-related motor control since I was a child. I used to play games on a ZX Spectrum, where if you didn't have a joystick the usual keyboard layout was QAOP for directions and M for fire. Nowadays, if I try to use anything like that layout, I just can't – having the fire control on the same hand as two of the direction keys doesn't work for me, because I can't hammer my thumb for continuous fire and also use two fingers of the same hand for 'steer carefully through these rocks' without neural crossover causing mistakes in both of those actions.
Instead I have to allocate a whole hand to the firing control now, and use a reverse-T of arrow keys on the other hand for movement (whether WASD or the actual arrows). That's objectively less good, it seems to me, because three fingers between four arrow keys isn't enough, and sometimes I die because I can't move my finger between ↑ and ↓ quickly enough. But my motor cortex won't cope with anything else any more!
@dec23k I wrote one of those at university, as part of a prank in which we made a chatbot basically implementing the good old ELIZA algorithm, and sent it on to a bulletin board to wreak havoc. We made it delay a bit before replying, and insert random typos, in the hope that at least _some_ people would be fooled for long enough to be amusing.
Even so, we weren't very subtle about it – we called the account 'eliza'. But that meant it had a female name, in an online chat room, in the mid 1990s, and someone was fooled enough to spend 15 minutes trying to chat it up, in spite of everyone else having clearly figured it out, and _trying_ to tell him!
your second example is the same thing as what happens when your brain is faster than your mouth: swapping letters, smooshing words together ("great" + "cool" = "grool"), skipping words (more noticeable in written form than when spoken).
My hypothesis is that the typos you describe are more likely when we are tired, excited, or distracted; basically when our brain cannot allocate enough power to the task.
@fritzoids in speech, one of the really interesting ones to me is the spoonerism. It's easy to see how the _first_ half happens: as you say, you're speaking word #1 while already thinking about word #2 and there's a crossover, so you turn (for example) "test words" into "west ...". But this idea doesn't explain the second half, where the part that went missing from word #1 is hauled back out of some kind of buffer and belatedly emitted. It would seem more natural to me if you _stop_ after saying the mangled first word, suddenly realising you've gone wrong somewhere.
Last summer, at home with my windows open, I overheard an angry mother in the street outside yelling at her child "Go brush your hair and wash your ..." and then she stopped in confusion, because she'd meant to say "wash your hair and brush your teeth", and realised "wash your teeth" didn't make any sense. That's what I _expect_. Continuing on to say the nonsensical second half without even realising, that's more interesting!
@clanger9 for some reason that one happens to me most often in my own name! I'm constantly signing off emails as SImon.
But I suppose that since my best known project also changes the case of the second letter of its name, that's only appropriate!
@maghoff my very favourite one of those is this sequence of shell operations, which I _still_ can't stop doing even though it's such a familiar mistake:
git stash
[do some other thing in this git work tree]
^Y
When I want to save a half-written command line in order to run another command first (e.g. I've suddenly realised I need to cd into the right directory before running the complicated thing I was half way through writing), I'll press ^A^K in bash to cut the whole line into bash's paste buffer; then do my other command; then press ^Y to paste it back on to the next command line and carry on typing.
So ^A^K [...] ^Y is a finger habit for "put this half-done thing aside, and resume it later after doing something else first".
So is "git stash" [...] "git stash pop", in a completely different context.
And I often slip between the two, pressing ^Y when I should have typed "git stash pop", because I made a cognitive error at a higher level than the usual kind of typo, and forget _which_ kind of "resume the half-done thing" I was meant to be doing!
Curiously, never the other way around. ^A^K [...] git stash pop is unheard of. Even when I'm half asleep I know _that's_ too silly.
: in French, we have a lot of "homonyms": completely different words, different meaning, different spelling but same pronunciation.
When proofreading myself, I often found that I replaced a word by its homonym, even if the spelling is more complex.
Which means that when I touchtype, I do it based on internal dictation to myself and that I automatically "hear" the word before transcribing them.
Which is weird as I’m a very visual person and I "see" words in my heads when writing
@ploum
Sorry for the nitpicking: those are homophones. Homonyms have identical spellings.
@simontatham
I'm sure there is research, though unfortunately I cannot point you too anything.
When I was in high school, a language teacher gave me a book about human language formation. I was fascinated by a chapter that explained how mistakes can be used to uncover how a system works. The book listed various types of errors that happen with sentence formation, and how they co-occur, and what that might mean about how and in which order the brain builds sentences. There's other imaginable types of errors and combinations that don't happen. There was also something about how small children who don't speak "correctly" yet form sentences, and people who for example have had a stroke.
The part where you find that each hand gets its separate set of letters to type, and that they normally would then be synchronized, but sometimes that doesn't work out, is exactly the same thing.
Using errors to learn about what's going on in the black box is a method of hacking and reverse engineering, but I didn't know that in high school.