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Emma (IPG) mastodon (AP)

the console modding process should teach you why you should always keep your OS and web browser up to date... given the process for PS3, Wii U, Vita, PS4 etc is just going to a webpage in the browser and getting full kernel access

imagine that but on your computer or your phone

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Obscura, Cheetah mastodon (AP)
Today is the day - 1.0! C'mon, lizard doggo - let's build some factories! #Satisfactory
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So glad I am not the only Fur that is super pumped for this! I can't wait to get back to my desk and start a new save ^^

Also, your suit is wonderful. I find those with Feline Sonas tend to be the best when it comes to cute poses :neofox_blep:

Obscura, Cheetah mastodon (AP)

@TrashyFur Yus! I've been really enjoying it a ton! ADA certainly has gotten quite sassy! X3

And thank you so much - appreciate it! โค


Soren! mastodon (AP)

You ever just lie back and marvel at the internet? Think about the massive scale of the infrastructure, the thousands of kms of undersea cable stringing together a World-Wide Web built on hundreds of years of electrical knowledge. Transistors too small to see, to tonnes of copper and fibre too long to comprehend.

All so I can watch '[Furry ASMR] Petting Hyena Boyfriend To Sleep'

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Wuffpet mastodon (AP)
Plush wolves are just big dogsโ€ฆ.so treat them so and put them outside!
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lori mastodon (AP)

This is actually the OPPOSITE of doomposting but:

Don't let Cohost make you think that better things aren't possible online. Cohost actually had a better conversion rate than most websites by FAR. People WERE in fact willing to pay for a site that doesn't try to trick them into watching ads or engaging for clicks. They just had a poor business plan. But I've seen posts like "guess nobody's willing to pay to not be the product..." and that's not what happened here at all, people were in fact willing to pay, heck some people were buying extra subscriptions (which functionally did nothing) just to pay MORE.

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Executive Producer mastodon (AP)

Dear tech bros,
As someone who craves routine & will happily stick with a product they like forever as long as it doesnโ€™t change much, please quit fucking with stuff.

Iโ€™m sick of being pushed from browser to browser, app to app because companies keep being dickheads.

Stop being dickheads.
Stop inserting ads and preventing me from blocking that shit.
Stop pumping โ€œAIโ€ into products when nobody wants it.

I will be the most loyal user if youโ€™d just stop fucking with stuff.

#ActuallyAutistic

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If you don't read anything from that link I posted yesterday, at least read this part.
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Mathieu Goux mastodon (AP)
Excalibeurre
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the nonbinary variant of godfather/godmother is godzilla
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Paul Cantrell mastodon (AP)

A coworker of mine years ago once said of James Earl Jonesโ€™s voice, โ€œWhen he says โ€˜Thisโ€ฆis CNN,โ€™ you think to yourself, โ€˜Oh my GOD, it is, why did I never think about that??!?โ€

Thereโ€™s something I want you to about James Earl Jones: he was a person who stuttered.

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Paul Cantrell mastodon (AP)

This is James Earl frigging Jones. โ€ขTheโ€ข voice. Stuttered. His whole life. Poetry and acting helped him speak.

We judge people impulsively and โ€ขincrediblyโ€ข harshly by how they speak: a stutter, an accent, a dialect, how they make a certain sound, how they sound.

In honor of James Earl Jones, letโ€™s all just try to find that judgement within ourselves, grab it with both hands, and yank it out. I know Iโ€™ll try.

/end

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Paul Cantrell mastodon (AP)

P.S. Some quick advice if youโ€™re talking to a person who stutters:

Relax. Be patient. Donโ€™t rush them. Donโ€™t be anxious for them. Donโ€™t โ€œhelpโ€ them by completing their word for them. (Itโ€™s NOT helpful!) If a stutter starts, let them find their own way through it. Chill. Youโ€™re good. Itโ€™s all good. Show them youโ€™re listening and attentive, and you donโ€™t mind them taking the time they need. Give them your patience, your attention, and your acceptance.

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abadidea mastodon (AP)
I would like to impress upon product managers that a code security review does not consist of me sitting down with the files in alphabetical order and reading each and every line exactly once in order and checking off whether it is or isnโ€™t secure
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this is one of the reasons I started asking "when someone new joins the team how many weeks does it typically take them to get up to speed with it?", rather than "how many LoC?"

even when the answers are inaccurate, they are illuminating.

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abadidea mastodon (AP)
And if youโ€™re wondering what it IS then, I would describe security review as more like mapping a cave system than reading a document.
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I said it before and I'll say it again:

"AI model learns, therefore it is intelligent" is like saying "computer programs run, therefore they have legs."

Metaphors like "program runs" or "model learns" are useful, but are just that: metaphors.

Drawing conclusions on their basis is folly.

Keep that in mind next time AI-hypers try to draw equivalences between a child going to a museum and then making their own art, and a LLM gobbling up terabytes of text and then generating word salad.

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Evi SnowMew mastodon (AP)

Dodocumentation
/dล-dล-kโ€ณyษ™-mฤ•n-tฤโ€ฒshษ™n/
Noun

A piece of documentation or writing that when you write it, you are certain nobody will ever read.

See also: extinct, #documentation, #software development, #confluence

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Volpeon :wvrnFlight: sharkey (AP)
Also, the irony of making people say things like "unalive" while showing absolute vile ads
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Volpeon :wvrnFlight: sharkey (AP)
I've been looking on Amazon for things to replace in my room and I'm absolutely astonished at how it devolved into a confusing mess with products by weird keysmash companies
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Content warning: long fediblock related rant

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๐Ÿ†Ž mastodon (AP)
This decision took me far far too long to reach.
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๐Ÿ†Ž mastodon (AP)

The final straw was in whatever stupid mode it got itself into, we could not even FORCE the boiler to make hot water, by pushing what is meant to be a manual override button. And my wife wanted to go for a shower.

So, that's the end of that shitty chapter. I'm glad that at least it wasn't a long chapter.

Disrecommend Hive.

If you move into a new house, don't try and fucking take over an old system. Rip it out.

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๐Ÿ†Ž mastodon (AP)

Remember when programmer timers... didn't require and app, which required an email address, mobile number, etc etc etc? Remember those days?

This ordeal started with "hmm I really should figure out the hot water scheduling, as, frankly, it hasn't been reliable and we've been using boost a lot".

And ended with, "this is unusable trash".

Genuinely may temporarily put this in its place :

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Extreme Electronics mastodon (AP)

I bought an even simpler one, works brilliantly even with no internet.

I had a similar experience with a hive. Plus i didn't trust upnp to something I have zero control over.

Phil M0OFX hometown (AP)
@Extelec Is it the usual 433MHz simple RF protocol style, or something a little fancier e.g. Zigbee?
I think the Hive is meant to be Zigbee but they stuck some proprietary nonsense on top.
Chris Burton mastodon (AP)
good choice we made a label mod to make it easier to use (it's in a charity holiday home) but other than that it's been working well for years ๐Ÿคฃ .
Phil M0OFX hometown (AP)
@burtyb You just can't beat simplicity!

1.3.6.1.4.1.61513 mastodon (AP)
When a service shuts down due to funding a lot of people say they can do it better for cheaper who seemingly aren't doing it better for cheaper
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keirFox mastodon (AP)

Found a channel full of vintage computing furries, invite someone I know there that works at the local particle accelerator because he has access to some cool, old tech. Fairly niche. A discussion starts in the channel only for another furry who works at a particle accelerator across the country to begin sharing their work, too.

The fandom is amazing.

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lori mastodon (AP)

Hey remember what I was saying about how Cohost was going to announce they were closing and only THEN start work on export tools for people's posts, which I guarantee they will not do because as of today they're already no longer paying themselves, and there's no way they're going to work on the site that hard when they find other jobs?

Yeah, this is just the start of the ride. Keep watching what happens from here.

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๐Ÿช We've been on Mastodon for many years, but I'm gonna go ahead and post this old Xenia drawing anyways, in case any of our followers from Cohost are checking these tags

#hicohost #artistsoncohost #cohost #heycohost

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Pippin friendica

Aha.

Me as the Jungle Fury Blue Power Ranger, holding my phone up at arm's length to take a selfie in front of the "Dylan's Ocean Odyssey" CFz sign in the foyer at ConFuzzled 2024.

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Potato ENTHUSIAST mastodon (AP)
Updated for 2024
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Fumi Bat mastodon (AP)

Crash Bandicoot's 28th birthday!!! Tell him happy birthday! โค๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰

#crashbandicoot #toony #fanart

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animating is less a of skill and more of a psychological disorder
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Hazelnoot sharkey (AP)

Content warning: cohost shutdown

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Patricia Aas mastodon (AP)
I did nothing interesting and messed up my knee again. Other people do athletic stuff and get injured, I change a lightbulb and then limp.
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Bitslingers-R-Us akkoma (AP)
Reminds me of this. The mailbox part happened to my brother not long ago, and the getting hit by a car part happened to me more than once as a teenager. I doubt I'd fare so well now.
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merlin / alex glow mastodon (AP)
[This was a cute and silly joke, but thanks to current events, I'm taking it down. Take care, errbody ๐Ÿ’™]
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I'm going for a walk; would you like to come along with me?

๐Ÿงต Fursuit made by @lupesuits

#furry #furries #furryfandom #fursona #fursuit #fursuits #fursuiting #fursuiter #LupeSuits

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If Labour had any sense they wouldโ€™ve got Ed Miliband to make a move to immediately reform the electricity market so that wholesale prices arenโ€™t largely determined by the price of gas fired generation. A bold but long overdue move would potentially halve the domestic unit rate, with an immediate win for inflation, and render the whole question of the winter payment moot. That wouldโ€™ve been smart joined up strategy benefitting everyone. Doesnโ€™t look like theyโ€™re capable of that.
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"There's virtually nothing that the average person can do (to protect their privacy)."
Chris Gilliard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc7_TKN0kfw

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I bet shutting down all the AI data centers would probably make being carbon neutral a lot easier.
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Gads but I owe @SimonTesla for letting me know you can include a terminal comma in a list in both Javascript and C#. It's saved me *so* much needless fussing.
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Kay Ohtie mastodon (AP)
being able to regex find/replace and have a trailing comma be okay is always excellent
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@KayOhtie Everything is just *so* much *easier*.
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Draki mastodon (AP)
Yoooooo! Still #MacroMonday !
Get sum hips, lil'! ๐Ÿ˜‹๐ŸŽ‰
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Jake The Fox mastodon (AP)
Big tails are nice, I remember when I wore a small tail because I couldn't find anything better, those were dark times.
Draki mastodon (AP)
@jakethefox Awwwwhrhrhr, yay!
There's always a bigger tail and that's awesome!
*rly likes all type of tails* โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ
*Wanna see yours! ๐Ÿ˜ธ

Lukito mastodon (AP)
How are you all because I am this
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JP Mens mastodon (AP)

Have you *any fucking idea* how *utterly impossible* it is for me as a 60+ year/old to follow your *fuckingly stupid animated gif crap documentation video* which wizzes by at an speed impossible to follow for anybody over the age of 8?

Why can't you bloodywell give us a chance and *write a few fucking sentences*?!?!!

Actually, what I wanted to say was "no, thanks, I won't use your project. Have a lovely day."

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Whyrl mastodon (AP)
โ€œSmartโ€ technology
Spend way more money for basically the same damn thing
Wonโ€™t work when you lose internet
Is actually less convenient than what it replaced
Is likely spying on you
Canโ€™t even sell it when youโ€™re done with the fucking thing
Fffffffffff
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No, I don't want to work at a "fast growing company", I want to work for a slow rolling company that has carved itself a comfortable niche where the owners aren't gunning for a big exit.
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gallaugher mastodon (AP)
Someone just called the CyberTruck a โ€œDeploreanโ€. Chuckling.
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