floof.org

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Ikani mastodon (AP)
I'm a fan of Incel Caminos, but Deploreans is good too!
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Hello!

30 trillion cells in my body are human, whatever that means, and 38 trillion are various bacteria! There are a bunch of viruses too which are currently impacting my functionality!

I am 68 trillion microorganisms in a trench coat which results in a sort of self-propelling, self-replicating digestion tube, but I am paid to act as if I am a clean, rational, thinking machine!

This is very stressful for all 68 trillion of us, so sometimes we complain about it on the internet.

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Evi SnowMew mastodon (AP)
Ran into the adorable Ponyfox as Freckles last night at #eurofurence #ef28
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Evi SnowMew mastodon (AP)
@avon_deer thank you! I think the official reply is โ€œitโ€™s complicated, but slowly moving in the right directionโ€. :)
Avon DeRussate mastodon (AP)
Have a great time at the event

Avon DeRussate mastodon (AP)

"David Lammy says climate change is more urgent threat than terrorism or Putin"

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/david-lammy-climate-change-terrorism-putin-urgent-b2614258.html

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Content warning: Mozilla thing

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You don't need to have somehow "known" that you were nonbinary as a child if that's not how things went for you.

There are many ways to learn about yourself, and all of them are legitimate.

Some flowers bloom in the spring, others in the summer, and some can even push up through the snow.

You have (and will) change and learn in your own time, which is always going to be the right time.

#nonbinarypositivity #nonbinarypride #nonbinary #questioning #genderquestioning

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mozilla withdrawing from mastodon due to a lack of funds but having enough money to finance shitty ai research is like finding out your local library closed because they spent all their money on an inflatable dinosaur exhibit
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Cy ActivityPub
An inflatable dinosaur filled with my drinking water!
At least the inflatable dinosaurs would be fun, this "AI" focus is just trash.

Would the news media please stop using the word 'controversy' when they mean 'lies'.
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There's this (largely unpracticed) idea on Wall St that every once in a while you should sell your entire portfolio and then decide which stocks you actually want to buy back. It's a way of dealing with the Endowment Effect which says that people have a bias toward overvaluing things they already own

I think every police dept should fire 10% of the force every six months, and let an independent panel determine who should be hired back based on interviews and unredacted copies of their files

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"Glorfindel, my very old friend!"
"It's Arwen now."
"Arwen! My very old friend!"
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There are two hard problems in Computer Science:
1) People are the hardest problem in Computer Science;
2) Convincing people that people are the hardest problem in Computer Science.
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Dodging boulders and stealing priceless relics, Indiana Skunk grabs his whip and brushes his tail as he sets off to the adventure.

I know what's the music you are humming on your head!

Skunktember is here, and I had this sketch saved from a little bit more than a year ago, sketched on Photoshop and finished recently on Procreate.

Reason why on the time-lapse process video is only shown the coloring part. You can see it on the first comment on my Telegram art channel: https://t.me/panda_paco
Or the full version at supporting me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pandapaco or Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/panda_paco

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Having an *I just want to be a soft pretty coyote* kind of day. #furry #fursuit
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mastodon is so fucking tedious. i literally cannot follow people on types.pl and they can't follow me because of feuds between the admins of the instances

like, i get that you might not want to like automatically cache data etc etc but for fucks sake, i can't even opt IN to being followed?

mastodon is so terrible at times

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beka valentine mastodon (AP)
social media in 2024

You may have heard of the /.well-known/ path, and the security.txt file, but there is a new one you should be aware of too:

/.well-known/change-password

It should redirect to your change password form, so password managers can easily send users there.

https://securinglaravel.com/security-tip-a-well-known-url-for/

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Coen Wesselman mastodon (AP)

@ErikvanStraten personally I will share this with the @internet_nl project team, and let you know.

Personally this would improve password management for me. Too often the tools struggle with password changes and storing the right information to access an account.

@bartknubben @valorin

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Internet.nl mastodon (AP)
@wsslmn @ErikvanStraten @bartknubben
Thanks, interesting! This one is also new to us and we havenโ€™t studied it in detail yet. If you like a test for it to be implemented in Internet.nl, please file an issue at https://github.com/internetstandards/Internet.nl/issues. However, no guarantees if and when we can pick this up because the roadmap with improvements we are working on is already pretty full. ๐Ÿ˜…

More analogue photography?
YES!
I'm still enjoying it and love to experiment with chemistry, Filmstock and time.

The black and white pictures are shot on Fomapan 100, developed in Fomadon Excel at the recommended time.

The Color pictures are on Kodak Colour plus 200, developed using "my standard" Adenol C-41 mix.
But this time with a hacked together controller to closely monitor the temperature.

๐Ÿ“ East & Luitpoldhรผtte
w/ @Ican
w/ Spectrie
w/ Ari

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Billionaire Larry Ellison says a vast AI-fueled surveillance system can ensure 'citizens will be on their best behavior'


Can all the billionaires please just finally fuck off to Mars and leave the rest of us alone

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"every color printer inserts invisible tracking dots that can be traced back to the buyer" would be a pretty unhinged conspiracy theory if it weren't true
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The unreasonable effectiveness of simple HTML
https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/01/the-unreasonable-effectiveness-of-simple-html/

I've told this story at conferences - but due to the general situation I thought I'd retell it here.

A few years ago I was doing policy research in a housing benefits office in London. They are singularly unlovely places. The walls are brightened up with posters offering helpful services for people fleeing domestic violence. The security guards on the door are cautiously indifferent to anyone walking in. The air is filled with tense conversations between partners - drowned out by the noise of screaming kids.

In the middle, a young woman sits on a hard plastic chair. She is surrounded by canvas-bags containing her worldly possessions. She doesn't look like she is in a great emotional place right now. Clutched in her hands is a games console - a PlayStation Portable. She stares at it intensely; blocking out the world with Candy Crush.

Or, at least, that's what I thought.

Walking behind her, I glance at her console and recognise the screen she's on. She's connected to the complementary WiFi and is browsing the GOV.UK pages on Housing Benefit. She's not slicing fruit; she's arming herself with knowledge.

The PSP's web browser is - charitably - pathetic. It is slow, frequently runs out of memory, and can only open 3 tabs at a time.

But the GOV.UK pages are written in simple HTML. They are designed to be lightweight and will work even on rubbish browsers. They have to. This is for everyone.

Not everyone has a big monitor, or a multi-core CPU burning through the teraflops, or a broadband connection.

The photographer Chase Jarvis coined the phrase "the best camera is the one thatโ€™s with you". He meant that having a crappy instamatic with you at an important moment is better than having the best camera in the world locked up in your car.

The same is true of web browsers. If you have a smart TV, it probably has a crappy browser.

Twitter's guest mode displayed on a TV.

My old car had a built-in crappy web browser.

The dashboard of a BMW i3 - there is a web browser on the central display.

Both are painful to use - but they work!

If your laptop and phone both got stolen - how easily could you conduct online life through the worst browser you have? If you have to file an insurance claim online - will you get sent a simple HTML form to fill in, or a DOCX which won't render?

What vital information or services are forbidden to you due to being trapped in PDFs or horrendously complicated web sites?

Are you developing public services? Or a system that people might access when they're in desperate need of help? Plain HTML works. A small bit of simple CSS will make look decent. JavaScript is probably unnecessary - but can be used to progressively enhance stuff. Add alt text to images so people paying per MB can understand what the images are for (and, you know, accessibility).

Go sit in an uncomfortable chair, in an uncomfortable location, and stare at an uncomfortably small screen with an uncomfortably outdated web browser. How easy is it to use the websites you've created?

I chatted briefly to the young woman afterwards. She'd been kicked out by her parents and her friends had given her the bus fare to the housing benefits office. She had nothing but praise for how helpful the staff had been. I asked about the PSP - a hand-me-down from an older brother - and the web browser. Her reply was "It's shit. But it worked."

I think that's all we can strive for.


Here are some stats on games consoles visiting GOV.UK

Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io)

@TheRealNooshu

Replying to @TheRealNooshuInterestingly we have 3,574 users visiting GOV.UK on games consoles:
โ€ข Xbox - 2,062
โ€ข Playstation 4 - 1,457
โ€ข Playstation Vita - 25
โ€ข Nintendo WiiU - 14
โ€ข Nintendo 3DS - 16
20/22


โค๏ธ 29๐Ÿ’ฌ 1โ™ป๏ธ 010:45 - Mon 01 February 2021


https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/01/the-unreasonable-effectiveness-of-simple-html/

#HTML5 #web #WeekNotes #work

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Thankyou whomever put this meme together. It is perfect.
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Hali mastodon (AP)
you are adorable. Not sure if I ever said that before.
Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
@Halipuppeh Awwww, thank you so much! โคโคโค
@Hali

I posted this on Tumblr. I didn't think it would go far. But ... people have clipped it from Tumblr, shared in on Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, it's had at least ONE AI read on Tiktok, and a few on Youtube ... so ... just so you know who posted it ... Hi. My pharmacist stole my deadname.
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I reblogged that on Tumblr! Good to see it here too.

From the bad place.
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Sure, it's a joke about the IT dept. being furries. But legit:

I've been at companies where we had to draw straws to see who stayed on-call for the con.

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Sharkie mastodon (AP)
Yup. Super common, honestly.

they put kids in jail for downloading metalica in the 90s but the incels who scraped the internet to make a regurgitation machine are held up as our new gods because laws are just threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation
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After years and years of media reports that coal is having a comeback in the UK the last coal plant will go offline in just 2 weeks.

Coal in the UK is no more.

Credit for graph to @ketan

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When the goinโ€™ gets tough, the toughโ€ฆget creative!๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฅ

#furry #furries #fursuits #fursuit

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Meet "Breakpoint":
My "defective #protogen" #fursuit

๐Ÿ“ท @NikTheDusky

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Sometimes learning to love yourself can be frustratingly difficult.

But sometimes itโ€™s blissfully easy.

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Leina mastodon (AP)

Awwww, that's adorable. ๐Ÿ’œ ๐Ÿ’™

Learning to love myself is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, and I still struggle with it. I feel like I'm closer to achieving it now than I have been for years, though.

@Bowsette I was always bad at it, but Croc has really been a breakthrough way for me to appreciate myself, now Iโ€™m trying to extend that care to the human that Iโ€™ve always looked down on.
Giles Goat mastodon (AP)
I always thought "there's something quite strange" ( or at very least they don't know what they are missing out ) about adults/people that don't like plushies .. "Everyone should have at least one favourite plushie" ๐Ÿฅฐ

Disabled Copilot for markdown files because I just cannot take seriously the attempts to ad-lib high level documentation or summaries of functionality.

Machine, shut the fuck up. The sentients are talking.

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๐ŸŒŸ HEโ€™S HERE ๐ŸŒŸ

โ€ฆand it was on #FursuitFriday!

Made by Nuke Creations

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Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
Super cuuuuuuuute! โค
TK Wolf mastodon (AP)
so cuuuuuuute! ^^

Content warning: GB politics

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I'm OK

This song has just been stuck in my head for a while.

https://youtu.be/Qop5XLgwkNc?si=34WyNsqPl_epUX1P

Remember, there is help.

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Something I wrote a couple years ago. Sorry the scan isn't the best. https://www.furaffinity.net/view/45798881/

The other night I saw someone on here refer to the Tesla Cybertruck as the "Deplorean" and I've been laughing every time that's popped into my mind.
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Phil M0OFX hometown (AP)
@rotopenguin I low key love that Tesla wrote into the sales contract that people couldn't get rid of them, until they finally gave up on that... it's just that good huh

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