floof.org

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Kay Ohtie mastodon (AP)

Content warning: Discworld, "Mort", mentions of (D|d)eath

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Ceralor mastodon (AP)

Content warning: Discworld, "Mort", mentions of (D|d)eath


I noticed a neighbour had set up a little library box in their front yard. I checked the books and saw they were all jumbled up.

I had only moved a few when a net fell on me.

"Gotcha! Oh..."

"What's going on?" I asked.

"There's a feral librarian around."

"Ah. Catch, tag, feed, release?"

"Yup."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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@badbede has moved mastodon (AP)
This is me as well.
Jessamyn mastodon (AP)
Relatable.

Yag Fox mastodon (AP)
I think this might have been my favourite thing at #emfcamp2026 The Otter Plotter plots their GPS position, on an Etch a Sketch, on their belly! Just like a real otter! โค๏ธ #emfcamp #otterplotterbot
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InOtterNews mastodon (AP)
I approve!
Phil M0OFX hometown (AP)
I wondered what that did. I saw someone wheeling it around near the Robot Arms.
I'm still happy I got to pull World o' Techno around for a bit, that was a happy first.

Eisfuchs mastodon (AP)

Content warning: user interfaces,enshittification

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I was waiting for my robot friend when a sleek stranger came up to me.

"Hi!" they said.

"Um... hi?"

"Oh, sorry."

My phone pinged with a text from my friend: "Body's in for service, this is a loaner."

"Oh!" I said. "Er... Is it nice?"

"Can't wait to go back. This is..."

"Not you?"

"Not me."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #Smallstories

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Your friend is cheap.

Get the loaner with morphic nanites and soul transference...

...I bet your "friend" still owes you that twenty you loaned them years ago.

MidgePhoto mastodon (AP)
cf Altered Carbon and The Peripheral.
Richard Morgan and #GreatDismal

Yag Fox mastodon (AP)
If I remember, costuming isn't very popular in #mastodon world, but we did get a few outfits out at #EMFcamp2026 #cybergoth #cyberlox #nullsector #EMFcamp #furry
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Dimitri Modderman mastodon (AP)
I loved all the costumes you brought and also loved doing the awesome dance to the music of the Rocky Horror Movie show on the Saturday afternoon in Null Sector. Loved the lasers, loved the laser lake, loved the outfits.

Yag Fox mastodon (AP)
A study of reflection, using the medium of a mirrorball cat, and a lake full of lasers. #EMFcamp #EMFcamp26 #EMFcamp2026 #lasers #emf #laserlake #furry #mirroredcat
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Paco Panda mastodon (AP)
My part of an art trade with the amazing @Dingoroo during the Anthrocon's rainy evening of Friday, at a late art jam in the middle of the crowd, because the art corner room closed very early. Made on color pencils.
He's my absolute favorite dingoroo!
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Keys mastodon (AP)

Crankin' my gurdy ๐ŸŽถ

At londonfurs

๐Ÿ“ธ Squigglefluffs

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I'm not saying being a dragon would fix my life

but having a big wiggly tail and holdable snoot and to rawr would be a very big net positive

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The sword master nodded.

"I see. Well, I'm not one to back down from a challenge. And what type of sword are you most interested in learning to use?"

"One of those long ones with the elaborate guard."

"A rapier? In human size, or your size?"

"Does it matter?" said the dragon.

"A bit, yes."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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George Dinwiddie mastodon (AP)
Where do you get a dragon-sized rapier?

Had a good time at #Opensauce2026. Got to see parts of a couple panels, and failed to make it to 4 others. Ah well, that's con life.

On the positives, Parcha my purple bat suit was very well received. So many hugs and pictures. Photo credit to Scout!

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those wings are AMAZING!
Aatheus mastodon (AP)
@EricMalves They're so fun to just FLAP

#emfcamp #emfcamp2026 Good #lasers to burn an effigy in front of.
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Now at #emfcamp #emf2026 , a fusion spliced fibre necklace.
(Photo taken with permission)
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Pippin friendica
If it had to be spliced in situ, I'm assuming it was too small to take off. Wonder how long it lasted/is lasting?

Todayโ€™s adventure was Fantasy Forest Sudeley.

And KHAJIIT TIME!

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Achievement unlocked:

Fursuit at an outdoor festival during a heatwave!

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Yag Fox mastodon (AP)
Always bring your own motive light! ๐Ÿ‘
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Have some random goat.
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What I have suspected for decades - #asbestos and the #London Underground.

And this one whistleblower case shows exactly how theyโ€™ve been shutting down any investigation into it for decades:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jul/18/london-underground-passengers-should-know-about-toxic-dust-risks-whistleblower-says

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nixCraft ๐Ÿง mastodon (AP)
๐Ÿ˜‚ welcome to reality. The AI bubble crash is going to be spectacular one ๐Ÿ’ฅ
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doragasu mastodon (AP)

The AI bros:
* He did not use a good model.
* He did not use the correct plugins.
* He must not look at the code.
* He did not prompt it correctly (or several variants: did not ask XXX, did not create/update agents.md, did not ask it to "make no mistakes" ๐Ÿ˜…...)

Yet here we are, another project with apparently months of work (and I assume a few hundred dollars at least on tokens/subscriptions) that goes down the drain.

David Nash mastodon (AP)

@doragasu
โ€œClaude, help. All my friends say youโ€™re terrible at coding, but youโ€™ve done so much coding with me I know they canโ€™t be right. Write me a program to persuade my critics that they canโ€™t be right.โ€
โ€œGreat topic! Hereโ€™s a program written in a classic programming language that will run on even the oldest systems and convince everybody.โ€

10 PRINT โ€œYouโ€™re holding it wrong!โ€
20 GOTO 10

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RE: https://toot.finfur.net/@kamuniak/116936693795434715

๐Ÿฎ

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The Faces of Critter Cรฉilรญ.
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Content warning: UKpol

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Rycochet mastodon (AP)

Content warning: UKpol


For some reason this is reminding me of Red Dwarf
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Troed Sรฅngberg mastodon (AP)
hahahahahah I can just HEAR the "smeeeeeee" now :D
James Thomson mastodon (AP)
The G fell off to the bottom right.

Pippin friendica
Organ builder's impossible challenge: know when to stop building your organ.
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Hugs! โคโคโค With Urban (Incog the deer) #FursuitFriday
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#fursuitfriday with blupe
๐ŸฆŠ - skyarroworyks + me
๐Ÿ“ธ - asplin
#fursuit #furry
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"What is your favourite part of your job?" the reporter asked.

"That's a tough one," said the book. "For me, I would say being re-read."

"Because it shows you were loved?"

"No, you can feel that at a first read. It's that I can show more than the first time round."

"It's more intimate?"

"Yes."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Solitha mastodon (AP)
This is probably why I cannot bear to give up any of mine.

if you use proxmox your server is automatically a polycule sorry i don't make up the rules i just enforce them
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is your proxmox server a polycule or a plural system

  • polycule (56%, 9 votes)
  • plural system (43%, 7 votes)
16 voters. Poll end: 1 month ago

Arch :arch: mastodon (AP)
...both
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oh this one is divisive
Colin mastodon (AP)
someone going the High Availability route eh?

Another photo from the #ESOTavern event this one went to last weekend.

This one has big hammer, and is not afraid to use it!

#FursuitFriday #Khajiit #TESOnline #ESOFam

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Yeah, and I'm the son of the blues singer, Jane, who you threw into the fire thirty years ago.

Pippin friendica
Oooh. I just discovered JL8 is not dead yet! It's still going! Had an upload just a few hours ago. Nice. :)

My photos from Critter Cรฉilรญ, a furry party held in Dublin on July 11th, are now online here:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/finbarzapek/albums/72177720334695613
If you spot yourself in the gallery, feel free to repost.
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ok, this short was just adorable

nice seeing the best boys just being happy in a healthy wholesome way

https://youtu.be/ZAkGmkP9j5c

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Fluffy Skyline
Ft Cain, Syra + Brock
๐Ÿ“ธ - @MEDSFox

#fursuit #furry

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A non-binary themed wetsuit for #WetsuitWednesday since yesterday was International Non-binary People's Day! ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ–ค
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In case this helps anyone...

https://www.core77.com/posts/144717/How-to-Unlock-and-Start-Your-Car-When-the-Key-Fob-Battery-is-Dead

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