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CheRosach mastodon (AP)
Not a good fortune cookie
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J$ mastodon (AP)

aren’t fortune cookies supposed to make predictions about an uncertain future?

This is merely stating facts, by no means a prediction.

kampfschwaetzer mastodon (AP)
But surprisingly concrete and true.

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TK Wolf mastodon (AP)
This is like wholesome hypnosis talk and I'm here for it.
(Your calm voice and pacing just reminds me of hypnosis but idk if intended x3 )
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Sarah Jamie Lewis mastodon (AP)

Any request a browser initiates without the (explicit or implied) consent of the user is a privacy breach.

If your definition of privacy rejects that axiom, then it needs updating.

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Richard K Niner mastodon (AP)

Question: has anyone else here heard of this movie? Somehow the first I heard of it was today (despite having trailers for the past six months)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUCNBAmse04

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TK Wolf mastodon (AP)
it jumped right to the top of my want list when I saw the trailer last week!

Content warning: Our Modern Dystopia

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Kit Bashir mastodon (AP)

Everything leaks eventually. You know how your navigation software warns you of traffic jams? It recognises that all the phones it's tracking in real time are bunched up closer together in the jammed area than in the normal flow.

With a copy of the last twenty years of location data, and a throbbing sense of curiosity, I ask my query agent: correlate locations of serving polititicans with locations of people with prostitution charges where spatial and temporal overlap occurs in a hotel room.

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

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DJ Sundog mastodon (AP)

ahem.

Capturing the browser's back button/gesture to "wait before you go" a visitor is absolutely hostile and will never result in any volume of positive "conversions" you absolute fuckwads so knock it the hell off.

thank.

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being an anthropomorphic fox IRL would fix me
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Molly White mastodon (AP)
representation is important. thank you unicode team.
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Glitch 💻😺 mastodon (AP)
I forgot to post this a few Fridays ago, so you all get a bonus. :3
📷: @sheriffraccoon
🧵: https://roofur.com
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🌿 Mlice 🍻 mastodon (AP)

Another piece for the regular #EF28 ArtShow ! ✨

A colourful proto-buddy ! 👾

Original art will be for auction ; will you consider adopting this li'l guy ? 💕

#furryart #furryartist #mastoartist

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just learned about libsql the non-religious sqlite fork that accepts contributions https://turso.tech/libsql
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Coworker asks if anyone knows anything about ordering drones and I just feel like, well, sure, that’s how you keep them happy.
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kuriko mastodon (AP)

VAT laws be like:

:neocat: is zero-rated, but woozies are standard rated (e.g. :neocat_woozy: and :neocat_think_woozy: ), except googly-woozies (e.g. :neocat_googly_woozy:) but only for those that have two (2) googly eyes.

but for any :neocat: that is served hot you need to charge standard rate unless there’s also a :neofox: being served at the same occasion, unless either :neocat: or :neofox: are used as cake decorations, then they are zero rated

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David Gerard mastodon (AP)
good news, everyone! MariaDB has been bought by private equity https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/k1-acquires-mariadb-a-leading-database-software-company-and-appoints-new-ceo-302243508.html
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CheRosach mastodon (AP)
Unsustainable? Or suicidal?
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Sonja 🇳🇱 mastodon (AP)
indeed suicidal!

abadidea mastodon (AP)
this is your reminder to log into that secondary gmail account you have and reset the new two-year deletion timer. you might want to make a recurring calendar event for every six months or so.
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mc.fly mastodon (AP)
Are we not negative enough towards #ai
#AI
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“I have concepts of a plan” me when someone asks me for a status update on my JIRA tickets
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Rian van der Merwe mastodon (AP)

Oh, as a topic wanderer myself (I don’t like the word “generalist”), I love and endorse this comic.

(via @simondlr’s newsletter).

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Young people: We’d like to buy a house.

Capital: Pfft. Are you rich?

Young people: Uh, no? Ok. We’ll rent an apartment!

Capital: Great! Rent has increased 300%.

Young people: We can’t afford that! Sigh. Where’s the public housing?

Capital: According to the new zoning laws, public housing is illegal. Luxury condos are all that can be built.

Young people: Fuck. I guess we’re homeless, then.

Capital: Sorry, homelessness is also illegal.

#Capitalism #housing #HousingCrisis

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Tilde Lowengrimm iceshrimp (AP)

I love reading ancient cuneiform tablets. Classics such as "Fuck you, this copper sucks." (Ea Nasir), "I should get more new clothes, my dad's employee gets new clothes twice a month and it's embarrassing.", and of course "The sesame harvest will die — let nobody say I did not warn you!", which is absolutely a set up for "Per my last clay tablet.".

Social media & email may be part of the problem. But if we're still like this when we have to carve our petty bullshit into clay then it's clear that we're the problem. It's us.

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Andrew mastodon (AP)
Going through my old #Cohost posts and this might still be my favourite photo I've ever taken
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I want someone to make a nice simple monitor with like 7 inputs (2xDP, 2xhdmi, DVI, VGA, and composite) and then to have mechanical radio buttons on the front to switch between them.

NO AUTO SWITCHING EVER

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genstar.service mastodon (AP)
Can that be disabled?
@Genstar what, the autoswitching? Not on my monitor. Maybe if I open it up and dump the ROM and hack it, but that sounds hard

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Oh my God I laughed way too damn hard at that

qdot mastodon (AP)
would a just and loving god allow satisfactory v1.0 and factorio v2.0 to come out within 6 weeks of each other?
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you're gonna be able to see the drop in global engineering productivity
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i often think about cellphones right now with this obsession with techmaxxing as it were. everyone always trying to make the most powerful and expensive thing in the world when in my estimation it's just consumerism running wild. i guess that's just the world we live in. bleh
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Nowhere Girl mastodon (AP)

Living in Texas, where we've had multiple summers of continual 110F+ heat and humidity, I think I have a pretty clear idea of what climate change entails and it's not more backyard barbecues.

It's people cooking to death in their homes because the grid failed. It's people dropping dead trying to work outdoors in extreme temperatures. And it's a government that doesn't care as long as they and their business patrons keep on making money.

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Pippin friendica
I borrowed my dad's car, went and collected this ebay winning and bolted it together last night! It's "gamer" desk so it has LED lighting (of course) but it was pretty cheap at £20, decent sized desktop, in good condition and pretty sturdy - so I like it. I just need to get parts and put a new desktop machine together, because honestly the current one, back at the old house, is just too old and crumbly and unreliable and I need something new. And now I have a nice place to put it, just as soon as "it" exists!

deorbited 🛸 mastodon (AP)

You know what I keep noticing, both in real life and online? Nobody approaches their friends asking stuff like "What do you make of this?" anymore. The whole concept of "I have no opinion so I'm going to ask someone I trust and believe to be more competent in this field" appears to have vanished from our culture completely.

I sometimes do this with my friends IRL and they're dumbfounded because it seems no one else is doing this anymore. I don't know, perhaps this is a me problem. Perhaps my ego just isn't big enough for this culture. Perhaps humility and willingness to learn are weird and old-fashioned ideals that have no place in it.

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Jan Schaumann mastodon (AP)

Every career path in tech:

"At this point in your career, your only possible promotion is to management, where you will stop doing the work you love and use a skill set you don’t have and we don’t teach."

https://www.newyorker.com/cartoon/a27374

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Prof. Sam Lawler mastodon (AP)

Updating my astro 101 lecture on satellites and holy crap... there are 1738 more active satellites in orbit today than 1 year ago, and 1690 of those are Starlinks.

62% of all active satellites are now Starlinks, up from 55% 1 year ago.

As long as Starlink doesn't make a single mistake in orbit, it's all fine, I guess. Which is cool, because SpaceX never makes engineering mistakes, like dumping hundreds of pounds of "fully demisable" space debris on other countries... whoopsie.

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Xoa Gray mastodon (AP)

Can we just take a second here to recognize that the spam / scam calling issue in the U.S. is so bad, that someone lost for 24 hours on a trail wouldn't pick up the phone when rescuers tried to call them.

Because they didn't recognize the number.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hiker-lost-24-hours-ignored-rescuers-calls-because-they-didn-n1282381

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Lufty (AD) mastodon (AP)
Hey, if it was important, they would've texted.
Xoa Gray mastodon (AP)
@DeltaWye I wonder if they couldn't for some legal reason?

Enjoying the fruits of my labor now that I finished my 12-legged 'Carpentopod' table project. See
https://decarpentier.nl/carpentopod for project info. (Or come see it live at Maker Days Eindhoven this 14 & 15 Sept.)
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fedi app that lets you play papers please but with follow requests
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