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Paco Panda mastodon (AP)

In a little burst of inspiration amongst a bunch of things to do, this little fox came out. And then I found a frame on my last trip to Ikea that I thought would fit it really well, and it turned out to be just the right size.

It will be on display at the MFF Art Show this weekend!

Traditional. Color markers.

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Xoa Gray mastodon (AP)
Your art is adorable, thanks for sharing it on here. :)

Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
Happy International Cheetah Day! Be sure and hug a chee today! πŸ€—
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Saki (oh, possum!) mastodon (AP)
eeeeee! Adorable πŸ’™
Chee hugs incoming! πŸ€—
Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
@Saki Yay! *huuuuuuugs* ❀
Blink With A Kink mastodon (AP)
@shetani ok then. I'm making sure @terribly_tempting hugs her chita Olivia that I gave her. just becaues :) :)

From one life to another, last moments in the old world before heading to the new world… ft. Jake from State Farmℒ️ at the last RI bowl I went to before my move.
πŸ“Έ - ph0to_shoot

#fursuit #fursuiter #fursuiting #mascot #furry #furries #furryfandom #fursuitphotography #foxfursuit #costume #cosplay

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"I should buy an amiga" is the retrotech version of "I should buy a boat"
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Pixdigit mastodon (AP)
just one?
mauvedeity mastodon (AP)
I always wished I’d had a chance to use one back in the day. My brother had an A600HD which he only ever played games on, but they seemed to be spectacular machines that could do so much more.

modern federated romeo and juliet: romeo is on a tech bro server who bans furry servers for all the porn and juliet is on a queer furry server who bans tech bro servers for all of the bad technology takes. they end up on a single user instance together that has the database corrupt on them at some point and now they exclusively pm on signal
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Ralesk mastodon (AP)

XDDD

I think it needs more jokes on how matrix messages cannot be decoded. Probably around the scene with the comedic repeated faked and real suicides or so.

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if you're naturally not a good programmer you shouldn't learn to program but also you have to earn your scratch as a developer by starting somewhere (i will never mention where) and i won't recognize the ridiculous divide my peers and i have created where getting into the industry is stupidly hard and we will belittle you for not being perfect at it the first time since you should just Know Everything


  • John Software, Your Average Computer Engineer
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I hate that I can picture this fictional guy SO EASILY.

Atari Scene News mastodon (AP)
XEBOOK, an Atari 130XE computer upgraded and converted to laptop. Infos: https://southernamis.com/forum/general-discussions/xe-book-development Video: https://youtu.be/NYGtY7DnrUk #Atari8bit #atari #retrocomputer #retrocomputing
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Xenon mastodon (AP)
they absolutely are..
Give it here!

Life as a kid was delightfully superficial, you'd flit from enthusiasm to enthusiasm, yoyos, skateboards, Spangles, ice lollies, conkers, ping-pong, the Beano, plushies, Matchbox Superfast, Airfix kits, all light and ephemeral stuff then one day you walk into a room with a Commodore PET and in a single instant it's BAM THIS IS YOUR LIFE FOREVER and so it is.

Plushies too though. πŸ‚

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For me that happened when I was 7 and it was a Commodore 64. It was 1992. Everyone else had already forgotten about it, but I still love that little magic box to this day. Plushies too.
@whimsy the plushies are important. πŸ‚

CheRosach mastodon (AP)
And I know which is better for everyone
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rynnan mastodon (AP)
NDT is a bit of a jokester isn't he? :D

Whyrl mastodon (AP)
me fighting my ADHD addled insomnia
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Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
Please talk to me and my son anytime! πŸ–€πŸ¦‡β™₯️ #FursuitFriday
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Kamuniak mastodon (AP)
*squees in ultrasound* /\^.^/\
Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
@kamuniak
Screeeee! β™₯️
LiquidParasyte mastodon (AP)
what a cute bat family :3

Paco Panda mastodon (AP)

Blue Jay N' the Raccoon
Two inseparable friends, sharing everyday tasks and turning them into wildly bizarre adventures.

Coincidence with any existing TV show? .....maybe....
But raccoons and blue jays are so cool!

Traditional. Watercolors.
This will be exhibited at the MFF's Art show.

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HashRaydamon mastodon (AP)
they seem to have sone hijinks in mind
It's not absurd! There are documented instances of raccoons and crows working as partners (crows are great at spotting, raccoons have the muscle) and blue jays are in the crow/raven family ...

Let's see the beans!

πŸͺ‘ @selkiesuits
πŸ“· Nitro G Beans
⌚ #FursuitFriday

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The candles at the points of the pentagram flickered. A demon appeared.

"Do you do Black Friday deals?" the conjuror said.

"What?"

"Like, unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures, for less than my soul?"

"Actually, it was five souls, but today it's only one."

"Oh? That's cheap!"

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Mike Wassel mastodon (AP)
BorrisInABox@fwoof.space Hey you're using uvr to do separation? I found a cli version of it but only using the 2_hp_uvr.pth. Are their any others?
"Oh look honey, this present is from... Satan?"
"You mean Santa, right?"
"I'm sure it's a typo."

Keys mastodon (AP)

Lil' video Buntline got of my performance at Furcation last weekend for today's #fursuitfriday :3

Thank you everyone for your support with my hyperfixational noise complaint machine xD

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Shadow Cheetah mastodon (AP)
Lag these days, amirite?
Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
@shadowcheets
You know that cheetah internet - can be a bit spotty, but when it's connected it's lighting fast!

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sirlan <( rawrr ) sharkey (AP)

I'll coin the concept of the platonic-rp, or the meta-rp

where you're technically not rp-ing with someone, but are bringing up "what if" scenarios and back and forth advancing it with the person

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Simon Tatham mastodon (AP)
PRAYING MANTISSA: the fractional part of a floating-point result that you're desperately hoping represents reality rather than rounding errors.
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Albert Cardona mastodon (AP)
Quite like the implicit "bugness" in there.
Bojidar Marinov mastodon (AP)
Plot twist: the result is indeed due to rounding errors, but it turns out experimental data is much closer to your erroneous result than to the theoretically-correct floating-point value.

Today I realised you can make any item of clothing sound dirtier by calling it crotchless, even if you wouldn't expect it to have a crotch. At this time of year, if you're going outside in your crotchless gloves, crotchless jumper, crotchless scarf, and crotchless hat, make sure you don't turn into a brass monkey!
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"crotchless panties"

heck....


Furo mastodon (AP)
Coming out
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a different coming out as I expected

Pippin friendica
You have to show them that you're really not scared
You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll kick you, then they beat you
Then they'll tell you it's fair…
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Simon Tatham mastodon (AP)
It's still only mid-morning, but "ruin-time library" might already have won Typo of the Day.
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Simon Tatham mastodon (AP)

@c0dec0dec0de ah, good interpretation! Or the Rust panic unwinder, perhaps.

I'd been thinking of it more in the sense of a library that ruins time: uses the wrong rule for when to switch to DST, misapplies leap seconds, uses two-digit years and gets confused by the wraparound, measures time intervals in (years, months, days) and guesses wildly at the edge cases when months and years aren't all the same length, that sort of thing.

Greg Bell mastodon (AP)
@c0dec0dec0de *all* time libraries ruin time, right @stoneymonster ?

Pippin friendica
My arms ache. I moved quite a lot of boxes around the old house, into the car, and out of the car at the new house, today.
Pippin friendica
Also, very tired. And why do I do this to myself: midnight: oh that's good, if I go to bed now I can get plenty of sleep before 10am. Then: minecraft. And now it's 2:45am and I'm only just getting to bed. Whyyyy.

TK Wolf mastodon (AP)

"Green Fang, on the scene! Who's butt do I gotta kick? LEMME AT 'EM! >:3"

I'm so happy with how this came out! I had some ideas that https://bsky.app/profile/imdanuki.bsky.social helped me flesh out, and really brought it all to life!

THANKS AGAIN SO MUCH! πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

Hero bio in thread below!

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TK Wolf mastodon (AP)

Seth's a bit of a hothead, and is always ready to throw down to help others in need! He's not the brightest or most eloquent, but he's a loyal friend and ally to those who get past his exterior.

His ability, Rope Trick, lets him create stretchy bands he can shoot out and attach to objects.

His fighting style revolves around manipulating momentum & placing obstacles and traps to overwhelm his opponents.

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TK Wolf mastodon (AP)

He loves wrestling, but isn't formally trained. He won't use a highly technical grapple, but loves showy moves, like hurling someone into his ropes & clotheslining them on the return.

He has a few other tricks up his sleeve... But those are kept secret until he needs to reveal them. :3c

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TundraWolf mastodon (AP)

Content warning: Politics Grim humour

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Thankful for my friends family and suit family for this Thanksgiving week (and my bean of course 🧑🐺🧑).
πŸ“Έ - tullem

#fursuit #fursuiter #fursuiting #mascot #furry #furries #furryfandom #fursuitphotography #foxfursuit #costume #cosplay

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She piloted her mecha back to base

Her friend stood guard at the gate

In armed and armoured power suit

Two angular metallic shapes

One huge, one large

In friendly conversation

A robot coming through the gate paused

Looked up at them

And saluted

They responded

And she asked

"Why?"

"We are all such beautiful machines."

#poem

#poem
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This also works without the mechas.

there really is no benefit to "applying yourself" in elementary education except for burning yourself out at a very early age to a system that gives you no reason to work harder

source: former "very smart and good" student

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Pippin friendica
While heat pumps are pretty rare in the UK (although getting much less rare thankfully!) we should introduce a fursuit subsidy. Get more fursuits out there so people can keep their heating lower and just make themselves fluffy to keep warm instead of burning gas. :]
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Paco Panda mastodon (AP)

Seconds from disaster!
Hyperious attempts to take flight with his DIY cardboard paragliding.
Nebstar can already tell this is going to end badly, but by the time he realizes what their otter friend is up to, it's too late.

He's okay! He survived! A few bandages and band-aids later, he’s back on his feet, making him to rethink...... his design and considering a bit more safety for next time.

Picture for Hyperious and Nebstar.

Digital. Procreate.
You can see the short version of the time-lapse process video of this picture on the first comment of this submission on my Telegram channel: https://t.me/panda_paco
Or you can see the full version of that process video, with the full resolution of this picture, other pictures I haven't posted yet and WIPs of my works, at supporting me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/pandapaco or at Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/panda_paco

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I can hear the next frame of this and it is a very particular kind of crunch that lets someone know that you've landed in the rose bushes.

TundraWolf mastodon (AP)

Video Cassette Recorders generally sucked, unless you could afford U-Matic or better. But once we got Programme Direct Control working properly, they would generally record what you wanted and play it back when required.

That makes them significantly less annoying than the digital cable box that I have to have to get internet connectivity that records whatever the hell it feels like and constantly demands that it be fed ratings so that it can change what it records at random. Video tape at rest requires zero power. This thing needs power constantly so it can stay in contact with whichever massive data centre is destroying the climate to do what video tape did. What I don't know is the environmental impact of making magnetic tape, but this does not feel like an improveent.

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Receiving a kigu in a vacuum package is nightmare fuel. Stabbing repeatedly with a large knife is the only way to free this poor critter's soul. πŸ”ͺ
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Preston B. Bear mastodon (AP)
Just add water? 🐻 πŸ€”
Twig mastodon (AP)

desiccate!

(3-Body Problem reference)


The more I cook with chillis the more I wonder if the first humans to cultivate them actually ate them, or did they just use them to prank people? "You're from the other side of the mountain? In our village we have these tasty little red fruits. You should try one: they're delicious!" And then half an hour later when the visitor has finished dying, "Can I have some seeds to take back? I can't wait to feed one to my little brother!"
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Content warning: Intergenerational stuff

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keirFox mastodon (AP)

Content warning: Intergenerational stuff

Content warning: re: Intergenerational stuff

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"I warn you," the man said, "he's cunning and fast."

"Don't worry," said the monster hunter. "Ain't no monster alive I can't track down and corner. I'll be back with its head-"

"No! You must not harm him!"

"No?"

"Just give him this envelope."

"What's in it?"

"Divorce papers."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Binks mastodon (AP)
"have you considered just sending them in the post and bringing a motion for substituted service?"
Next scene:
The monster covering in a corner, the monster hunter towering menacingly over it.
"You have been served."

Pippin friendica
Oh, huh, this may be useful… Where to find a motherboard's embedded Windows product key via Linux, e.g. to activate Windows running in a VM with Linux underneath.
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unknown mostr (AP)

no need for that

https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scripts

Pippin friendica
@verita84 Well, there's more than one way to eat a cookie. And that way probably works too! Ta.
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Pippin friendica

Content warning: CW: spoiler for Robot Dreams (it's behind a spoiler tag but I don't know if that will survive federation)


In case you didn't know.
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