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Matt Gray mastodon (AP)

If you’ve had the “pleasure” of a Samsung washing machine’s “wonderful” tune at the end of a cycle, you may enjoy this hardstyle remix.

https://youtu.be/dztbE3RY_eE?si=vUz3YTt_9PwmFefi

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Peter Bindels mastodon (AP)
Ooh, finally a good follow up on Cillit Bang!
Aatheus mastodon (AP)
Not sure I want to encourage any generative AI created content, but it is undeniably catchy

Paco Panda mastodon (AP)

First drawing done during past MFF's Artists Alley.
This cute skunk is Lucas

For Graedius
Traditional. Pencil and markers.

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TundraWolf mastodon (AP)
I feel that Parliament would be improved by a commentary provided by two sarcastic robots and a cynical human sitting in the front row.
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TundraWolf mastodon (AP)

@chloeraccoon You call that an act? I saw better acts with Fozzie Bear telling jokes!

The Prime Minister is at the dispatch box? I sure wish someone would dispatch them!

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Chloé Raccoon mastodon (AP)
"At least the Gonzo we knew was gonzo the great!"
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Ooh a sneaky peek behind the scenes! 😻

Let’s make 2025 a bluetiful year, with lots of orange too!
:nev_owo: - @bluefops
:juke_boop: - @juke
📸 - gerhardt_the_dragon

#fursuit #fursuiter #fursuiting #mascot #furry #furries #furryfandom #fursuitphotography #foxfursuit #costume #cosplay

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Pippin friendica

CW: dementia

It's only when you see someone you've known your whole life gradually losing the ability to operate a knife and fork, and watch them while they try, that you realise how much of a technical skill it is to use cutlery. It does require coordination and fine motor control, but I suppose most people learn it at such an early age they don't realise how much work it took. #dementia
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Juggling With Eggs mastodon (AP)

“President Carter was four decades ahead of his time.  He championed the single largest conservation effort in history, protecting millions of acres of Alaskan lands to be experienced as national parks, monuments, wilderness areas and wildlife refuges.

He put solar panels on the White House and climate change on the agenda. Had the nation, and the world, listened to him then, the future would be far brighter now.”

Manish Bapna, president and CEO of NRDC (Natural Resources Defense Council)

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J$ mastodon (AP)
cuda, wuda, shuda, but dinna.
Daniele10 mastodon (AP)
It is truly sad that Regan committed treason by negotiating with Iran to hold USA hostages until the elecion was over.

Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
Imma getcha! 💜
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WallCat mastodon (AP)
Oh dear. Oh no. Please don't catch me and cuddle me, chee :pawb3_pright: :pawb3_pleft:
Luna Lactea mastodon (AP)
Claws out!!!

Pippin friendica
I just fiiiiinally got round to sending an email to a potential transit supplier with cabinets right next to mine (so the cabling might be easier/cheaper than otherwise). Less than 8 weeks to go until my current main transit supplier turns my port off because they are getting out of the transit business. I am spectacularly bad at actually contacting people I've never talked to before.

Pippin friendica

Looking at a letter that starts "TO ALL CREDITORS", "Dear Sirs".

Sirs, right.

Honestly, I don't feel like having a gender today. Is that okay? 😉

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Phil M0OFX hometown (AP)
I got a TO THE LEGAL OCCUPANT one the other day - that was a new one.
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Pippin friendica
@Phil M0OFX And a different one to the illegal occupant? 😉 Since I moved into this house last August I've had several to "the resident" or "the occupier", at least until the local council, utility companies and so on got themselves sorted out!

Best present I got this season ...

#Fursuit #Werewolf #Hockey #Gnash

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Leina mastodon (AP)
Awwwww, I love Gnash! I'd love a plushie of him! 💜💙
hukka 🧡ᑒ mastodon (AP)
gnash ❤ ❤

Yag Fox mastodon (AP)
In the club tonight all the men in the washroom were complimenting each other on their clothes, makeup and tattoos and it was the most wholesome wonderful thing ever. ❤️
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Dairishgoat mastodon (AP)
Into the rabbit hole.
From the official photoshoot at ConFuzzled 2015.
This was all done practical - I remember being directed to look into a tube filled with miniatures. No greenscreen AFAIK. The CFz photoshoot is always so well done.
#FursuitFriday
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leinir mastodon (AP)
they came out amazingly, yes - so creative, every year! :)

Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)

Feelin' cute with all the purple accessories! 💜💜💜 #FursuitFriday

Also, I think we need to explore more tail accessories in the upcoming year! 🎀💜l

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It’s the last #FursuitFriday of 2024. Good riddance. While a lot of good changes have happened and I did things n went to places I had never been to before, it’s been a really rough road to get here and this summer was a heavy low point in my life. I still have a lot of healing to do. Hopefully 2025 goes better? 🤷
📸 - Spark Plug

#fursuit #fursuiter #fursuiting #mascot #furry #furries #furryfandom #fursuitphotography #foxfursuit #costume #cosplay

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Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
Go get yourself a fantastic bandana from @PantheraPalm! 🐾💜
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Shadow Cheetah mastodon (AP)
Does it come with a cheetah?
Cheetah Obscura mastodon (AP)
@shadowcheets Cheetah sold separately! X3

sirlan <( rawrr ) sharkey (AP)
love characters with jagged mouths, gotta be one of my favourite genders ​:dragnowo:
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sirlan <( rawrr ) sharkey (AP)
btw, shoutmon my beloved, digimon fusion was the only one I''ve seen still

Don't be a Musky Husky.
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Ret mastodon (AP)

So amazing…

https://youtu.be/4SBDH5uhs4Q

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Pippin friendica

SNERRR. SO MUCH SNERRRRRR.

#uksnow GU35 2/10

Actually it's rain now, I think. Snow will probably be gone well before morning.

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Pippin friendica
Living in London, I rarely got to see snow. Now that I'm out here in the countryside I suspect it's going to be a much more more common sight.

the funniest thing I've seen all morning is when I typed "linguistic prescriptivists are..." my spellcheck highlighted "prescriptivists" as not-a-word.

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

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So this happened to me today while on a Xmas eve Bushwalk.

I was 6km into a walk and decided to sit down on a rock at the crest of a hill and have a coffee while looking over the valley below, and enjoying the late afternoon sun, soon a Kangaroo comes bounding up from below, getting closer and closer, I'm thinking shit he hasn't seen me. He was about 3 meters away when he did and he craps himself, then launched at me feet first and knocked me backwards, next thing I know he was on top of me kicking and scratching. I threw him off and rolled to get away then he kicked me in the back and sent me flying, I grabbed my daypack and got it between us, which to be honest just pissed him off and he promptly ripped it out of my grasp. I managed to get to a tree a few metres away, while he’s kicking away, then we spent the next 5 minutes with him chasing me around it and me trying to keep it between us, all while he was making a cross between a growl and bark noise while doing the skippy tongue clicking. A couple of times he bounded away and I thought it was over only for him to stop and I swear I could see him thinking “nah stuff that” and he would come hurtling back for another crack at me, eventually he left with a few stops and glances back as if to say “you wants some more mate?”
Here’s the funny bit, when he was on top of me he smashed my clip belt and I was wearing my hiking pants that had lost it’s top button, but I hadn’t got around to sewing it back on, so as I'm running round the tree my pants kept falling down around my ankles and every time I tried to pull them up it gave him an opening to launch another attack, all while the Benny Hill tune was running through my head. All I could think was if he kills me how will this be explained to my family.
Anyway I survived, some long scratches on arms, legs and back, one scratch close to my left eye and three huge bruises on my chest, side and back in the shape of a kangaroos footpad. No broken bones, slight concussion and a 2km hike/limp back to car armed with a big stick, luckily I made it before the adrenaline wore off and the aches and pains showed up, I admit it was terrifying and Those claws are quite scary up close. I have a new found respect and wariness for them now.
Getting pantsed by a kangaroo was not on my Xmas list.
Still not as bad as the year I got shingles for Xmas. 😂

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Adam Yates mastodon (AP)
What a story! I also went for a Christmas eve walk. I chanced upon a dingo that was a little too bold. I scared it off with a rock raised in my arm. The dingo ran, but only out of a stones throw's distance, whence he stopped, turned and watched me. It trailed me a little way, so I decided to bluff it out and walked aggressively toward it with my arm raised, rock in hand. Once again it bolted, but only so far. Rinse and repeat three times before it finally gave up and left me alone.
Gray Rockin' Evelyn mastodon (AP)
Sheeezus! Is being attacked by large mammals an Aussie Xmas Eve tradition?
Adam Yates mastodon (AP)
Never heard of it before, but maybe it is starting? To be clear I was unharmed, I'm just not sure if I was in any real danger or not.
It’s Xmas day here in Oz and just to follow up on yesterdays Man Vs Roo.
Sore today but not too bad, a few more aches came out overnight, I hadn’t realised I rolled my ankle as well. Wondering if I can use it as an excuse to get out of visiting the in-laws today 😁
Just to add to any questions.
My fault entirely, I should have made it aware of my presence earlier and it would most likely have gone around me. I see and walk through mobs of kangaroos on most walks in the hills around Melbourne and have never had an issues apart from being stared at, which can be disconcerting. I think I was to relaxed around them as when I was a kid we raised a Joey for 3 months and was one of our most fun orphans.
It was an eastern grey and luckily it was only a teenage male so stood about 3 feet, but when it was up on its tail kicking it was closer to 5. If it was one of the big males in full rut I think it would have slaughtered me.
YES the Benny Hill theme was going through my head at the time (just how my mind works)
Not sure what my reaction will be next time I encounter some, but pretty sure I’ll be right.
To all the foreign tourists who have ever been attacked by one, my apologies for all the times I have said you would have to be an idiot for that to happen 🥺
If they ever put that scene in a movie or comedy show about Australian , nobody would believe it.
I’ll try and respond to all the comments but might take some time.
Anyway, Merry Christmas to you all. 🎄🦘
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Money should be fissile, that way anyone hoarding wealth will be in for a bad time
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Pippin friendica
Hmm, yes, I like the idea of money having an intrinsic critical quantity, more than which it'll become more harmful than useful.

Paco Panda mastodon (AP)

Pique wakes up in the morning directly to the tree, and as the little bunny unwraps his gift, he discovers a shiny new drum set. With no hesitation, Pique starts banging away, creating a chaotic symphony of noise. His dad, with a tender smile and his ears discreetly covered, watches his son, happy to see him happy, worried for the upcoming loud days.

Gift from Rabid Rabbit to Pique.

Merry Christmas!!

Short time-lapse video process of this picture on the first comment of this post on my Telegram art channel: https://t.me/panda_paco
But if you want to see the full video, plus download the full resolution of this picture, and see pictures and WIPs before anyone else, subscribe to my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/pandapaco or my Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/panda_paco
That would make a very happy Christmas to me :D

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just_one_bear mastodon (AP)
Giving "loud gifts" to nieces and nephews is one of the ways that brothers and sisters can enact a little revenge over incidents that happened decade ago :)
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Yag Fox mastodon (AP)

If you watch one thing this Christmas. It should be this:-

https://youtu.be/Q68xmKVXrH0?si=FdqJYwbZ5SlLQ4aX

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Pippin friendica
Oh hello, you. It's been a while.
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Skintight Chee mastodon (AP)
Hi there, cutie dog! 💜
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Pippin friendica

Me, this morning. I thought I'd try to have a break before I had to get working. #twoFeet

The dishwasher needed loaading, though!

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Matt Gray mastodon (AP)

Despite the urge, remember the following are all none of your business to ask about:

Their size, weight, or any other body changes
When they’re going to get a partner
When they’re getting married
When they’re having a baby
Why they’re not drinking

Unless they’ve opened up to you about it first.

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Quad akkoma (AP)

>Why they’re not drinking

Everyone claims there's no pressure to drink, but still keep asking that question.

aZa mastodon (AP)

@quad "ah come on, just one drink won't kill you"
"Ooh, why do you have to be so Boring? Everyone drinking."
"Hmm, i couldnt do that, what you're doing"

All stuff i've had to hear. And quite a lot more.

@Quad
EndlessMason mastodon (AP)

@aZa1905
"It won't kill you"

Taking mdma at a festival one time doesn't make you a chemist, Tonya

@quad @mattgrayyes

thejikz mastodon (AP)
@EndlessMason @aZa1905 @quad I am surprised Tonya was even offered any.
EndlessMason mastodon (AP)

I mean, she's our ride, so if she leaves early we have to leave early... maybe give her half

@thejikz @aZa1905 @quad @mattgrayyes

thejikz mastodon (AP)
And yey, it was on that day, at that festival, when and where 392 random people personally learned, that it was in fact, Tonya's "firstst time rollin' g".
@EndlessMason @aZa1905 @quad @mattgrayyes
verschdl mastodon (AP)
Hmm. If I meet someone who got substantial weight loss or gain - and I care for the person - I'll offer them my support (if the setting is right, not at a dinner table).

Avon DeRussate mastodon (AP)

"BLACKBIRD-Mimicking Police Siren"

https://youtu.be/gREzqBi8xKs

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One month til I return to FC!!! Who am I going to see out there?

📸 - yuvon

#fursuit #fursuiter #fursuiting #mascot #furry #furries #furryfandom #fursuitphotography #foxfursuit #costume #cosplay

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Furanku mastodon (AP)
this is cute :blobcat:
guguke mastodon (AP)

i will be there! most likely jetlagged from JMoF though

📸 @Finix

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Pippin friendica

Just on the off-chance, anyone know of an example of an otherwise-normal public x509 certificate that doesn't have an OCSP responder URI in it? I'd construct one myself, but (a) I'm not sure I can face slogging through writing yet more openssl commands, and (b) I'd like to have one that I didn't create, so I can use it to test something I did create. Don't test your own assumptions against your own assumptions, kids.

Reason: I have a bunch of stuff that manages my web front-end and ensures every HTTPS response has a stapled OCSP response. With Let's Encrypt (and presumably later others) deprecating OCSP and about to stop serving it entirely within a few months, I want to make my management scripts able to recognise OCSP-less certificates and not (a) wasting their time trying to get responses from them, and (b) marking them unusable due to not having a valid OCSP response to staple.

Thank you. :>

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RevK :verified_r: mastodon (AP)

Wait, what? This is a new "gender" thing...

Credit: @uastronomer

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Stephan mastodon (AP)
Error: unknown escape sequence \h

Pippin friendica
Oh my goodness, Aardman are just the best thing.

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Jana mastodon (AP)
were in your logic is our flightcase?
No idea…
Wait let me let it flash it for you…
(From logics) aaaa I’m blind!!!
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Twig mastodon (AP)
Raccoon spotted wandering across the dancefloor at the recent @FetchNW event. Just a critter 🦝
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Pippin friendica
Happy New Year everyone! 2025 already, wow. Quarter of the way through the "new" century. How did that come so soon?
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https://www.theregister.com/2024/12/17/australia_dropping_crypto_keys/
The ASD is high lol. You won't get everything off non post quantum algorithms/protocols by 2030.

I mean, moving to post quantum stuff is a good idea but no way will you get everything in use onto it by then.

Meanwhile orgs still getting owned by stupid bugs in USA made "security appliances"

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