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THIS JUST IN: I do not want to go to work today.
trpeal mastodon (AP)
I'm right there with you! Unfortunately, I have somehow materialized on a bus headed Downtown, presumably toward my workplace.
Shadow Cheetah mastodon (AP)
Just print out a cardboard cutout of yourself and place it behind the counter.
@shadowcheets I wish I’d thought of that! XD
Shadow Cheetah mastodon (AP)
I mean, Dover did. :3
Pippin friendica
@Shadow Cheetah @Pride-Flag Wavin' Gneech This reminds me of "have you tried turning it off and on again":