Strangely (given what I usually do at cons) I saw most of the Directors' Sea Shanties event at ConFuzzled, and it was actually kinda fun. Then after the con and I'm back with family I see that my dad keeps watching old western films and stuff, and this ended up stuck in my head:
Soon may the Wellerman come,
To bring us sugar and tea and rum,
One day when the toungin' is done,
I'm an indian too!