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Chris Hallbeck mastodon (AP)
Son: “You didn’t have YouTube or Minecraft when you were a kid? What did you do?”
*flashback to peeling dried glue off my hand*
Me: “Stuff.”
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Pippin friendica
"We coated our hands in PVA so we could pretend we were peeling our own skin off. It was great. I turned out fine." *twitch*
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DutchCheryl mastodon (AP)
*flashback to painting my fingernails white with Tipp-Ex*
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StaringAtClouds mastodon (AP)

*flashback to climbing over the waste fields from the local sewage plant, picking green tomatoes for my mum's chutney, while trying not to think about what I'm standing on or stand on the really soft bits or how the tomato seeds got there in the first place*

Me: no thanks I don't like chutney

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