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It's nice when Microsoft has a huge huge HUGE outage and the only way it impacts me is that I can't play some minecraft when I decide to take a break. Looks like you can't even start the game to play in single-player when Azure's broken. Lovely.
(Maybe disconnecting the machine from the internet would let me start it in offline mode, but I have a whole bunch of SSH sessions open that I don't want to break… 🤷)
