Random thought: what's the furthest con you've been to in each of the four compass directions? (i.e. north, south, east, west)
Feel free to use whatever frame of reference you like for east and west.
If I use the reference point of my house -
North: ConfuzzledSouth: DenfurEast: ConfuzzledWest: Anthro Northwest
If I use the reference point of my house -
North: Confuzzled
South: Denfur
East: Confuzzled
West: Anthro Northwest