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Robert McNees mastodon (AP)
This is probably the best thing I ever posted on Twitter. The memory is pretty dear to me; I'm sharing it here so it still exists somewhere if that place collapses.
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Robert McNees mastodon (AP)
It still gets shared probably once per month by "wholesome meme" type accounts on IG and Facebook. Each time I get a stream of messages from old friends asking "Is this you?”

I've even seen it shared on here; it's so strange when it racks up hundreds or thousands of reposts for other people. Someone will share a screenshot, maybe add 📚 and 🔦emoji, and then half the replies mistake it for an actual post.
Robert McNees mastodon (AP)
The strangest thing is seeing someone else share it, get a bunch of replies, and try to walk this tightrope where they respond without acknowledging that it's someone else's kid.
Robert McNees mastodon (AP)
I'll add the same comment here that I added when I first shared it on Twitter: The “great dad" replies warm my heart, but my wife was in on it, too. It takes teamwork to run this kind of scam on a savvy kid.
Robert McNees mastodon (AP)
In fact, it's sort of a long con initiated by my wife, who was clever enough to spend years writing novels like it's no big deal, leaving the kid to wonder what all the fuss is about.

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Robert McNees mastodon (AP)
Anyway, she's 11 now. Her bedtime is later, and she knows we don't mind if she stays up reading. She still loves books, but there are lots of things – messaging with friends, Roblox, etc – competing for her attention.

At some point, though, she figured out how to check out books on Libby, and read them on her iPad. She doesn't need our help at all.

It's the weirdest thing. Someone must have installed the app, entered her library card information, and left the icon there on the home screen.
Robert McNees mastodon (AP)
Tom Gauld in yesterday’s Guardian Books.
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Chu 朱 mastodon (AP)
You have motivated me to buy a flashlight.
tomathome mastodon (AP)
@chu now I think it’s ensure the tablet is charged. I speak of this as an e-reader…made life so much easier when overseas ✌️
Robert McNees mastodon (AP)
@tomathome @chu Funny you say that! She's 11 now, and at some point figured out how to check out books on Libby to read on her tablet. If I didn't know better, I’d say someone must have installed the app, entered her library card information, and put the icon on the home screen.
llewelly mastodon (AP)
as a former kid who did that in the age of incandescent bulbs and low-capacity NiCads I have to say there was a time when keeping enough batteries charged was so, so much harder.
Kitt / Basil 🌻 mastodon (AP)
@llewelly we had a night light plugged into an outlet in the hall just outside my door. I'd sneak over there and lay on the floor reading. Just had to make sure I didn't laugh or gasp at any of what was going on in the book!
Kitt / Basil 🌻 mastodon (AP)
@llewelly you know, it never occurred to me to make up a reason to have a nightlight in my own room. That would have been SO much easier lol.